The Portal Game

Chapter 1: G-Man's Introduction

G-Man sat waiting patiently for a certain Chris McLean to enter the room.

"Alright, about time to get the next season going, so where the heck is it going to be?" asked Chris.

"First of all, you are going to play a little game with this portal gun" said G-Man as he then lifted up his suitcase and opened it.

"Looks fancy" laughed Chris.

"However you're not the only one who has this device" said G-Man.

"Say that again?" asked Chris.

"There are other subjects that are indeed coming in" said G-Man, "they should arrive in just a few seconds."

Suddenly a certain Peter Griffin entered the room with Cleveland Brown.

"Hey, long time no see Cleveland" laughed Peter.

"Well, I've been out with my family" continued Cleveland, "so what's this all about this Portal Game?"

"Gentlemen, I have two for you" said G-Man as he brought up two more suitcases and opened them up."

"Yea, weapons!" laughed Peter.

But as Peter tried to fire the portal gun, all it did was open up a portal.

"What the heck is this thing supposed to do?!" cried Peter.

"Let me try" said Cleveland as he used it.

Cleveland soon put his hand through the wall and ended up having his hand come out on the other end where Peter opened up the wall.

"Hey this is fun!" laughed Cleveland, "it's like a magic gun!"

"No wait, you don't understand" said G-Man.

Both Cleveland and Peter end up heading off with their portal guns not realizing what they are holding.

"I'll go catch them" sighed Chris.

Peter soon wanted to show off his new portal gun to his family as G-Man brought them to his facility.

"Hey guys, look what I got" laughed Peter as he pointed the portal gun at Meg.

"Hey, that's mine thing!" cried Stewie.

"Peter you don't know how dangerous that gun is" said Brian.

"I think I know what I'm doing Brian" said Peter who then activated the portal gun.

Meg soon fell right through the ground, as Cleveland then used it on the ceiling, she just kept on falling through the two portals screaming.

"Stop this!" cried Meg as she was falling through the portals.

"Okay" said Cleveland as he then used his own portal gun to open up a portal at a wall where Meg fell right on her behind.

"Dad that was so mean!" cried Meg.

"What the heck is that kind of a gun" said Stewie who then grabbed the gun from Peter.

"Hey Stewie, give it back to me" said Peter.

"No!" cried Stewie, "I want to play with it!"

"Stewie, stop it!" cried Louis as she tried to help out Peter.

Stewie then managed to grab the portal gun and run with it.

"Peter we have to stop him!" cried Cleveland.

But as Cleveland pointed his gun at a wall and opened up a portal, Stewie just ran right through it.

"Ha, thanks suckers!" laughed Stewie.

"Hey, what did I miss?" asked Chris, "And where the heck is the other portal gun?"

"Excuse me, but don't look at us Griffin family just because we got ourselves a crazy second son" said Peter.

"Okay we're definitely going to need some help" said Chris, "I think we mine as well put these portal guns to use then. Just one second."

But before Chris could run to get G-Man, G-Man was standing right there next to them.

"Don't do that!" cried Chris.

"You were going to ask me a question" said G-Man.

"Can these portal guns go through other worlds?" asked Chris.

"Absolutely, that's why they're also designed for as well" continued G-Man.

"Which means we're going to need a lab to check this out" laughed Chris, "and to track where Stewie might have run off to."

Stewie indeed was heading off, as he headed down one corridor, he noticed an odd computer of some sort was there.

"Greetings Stewie Griffin" said a woman's computerized voice.

"Who the heck are you?" asked Stewie.

"I'm GLaDOS, I run this facility" continued GLaDOS, "I need you for an experiment."

"I say, no one uses Stewie Griffin for experiments, except it's going to be the other way around with you" said Stewie.

"My, my, you sound feisty" said GLaDOS, "well, I'll let you have a tour and we can begin the science experiments."

As GLaDOS continued to start up with the experiments with Stewie, Chris had used his portal gun to open up toward the lab where the Test sisters were located.

"Alright you intruders how the heck did you get into our lab?" asked Mary.

"With this guy" said Chris, "And Mr. G-Man."

"Let me take a look at that" said Susan.

Susan then took Chris' portal gun and began to examine it.

"Hey, you guys broke in here before we did, I mean woof, woof" said Dukey.

"Relax" said Brian, "you're in good company."

"That means I don't get to hold back?" asked Dukey.

"Nope" replied Brian.

"Hey, they got a talking dog too" laughed Peter.

"But no one else here in this town except just Johnny and his two sisters know and maybe the military and some villains that's about all" said Dukey.

"Well don't worry you're secret's safe with us" laughed Peter, "now come on, help us get a tracking device where Stewie might have gone to."

"Alright, we're working on it" said Mary.

As Mary and Susan were trying to come up with a tracking device where Stewie went, Stewie made passed through a number of experiments that GLaDOS had setup for him.

"You know for a computer you're going to have to come up with harder tricks and traps" said Stewie.

"You are indeed a bright boy" said GLaDOS, "but here's one fancy trap I made that you'll have to find your way around."

As Stewie opened up the door he noticed lasers all around the area.

"Now this is a challenge" said Stewie.