What if Kagamine Len owned his very own persocom? Chobits+Vocaloid=Vobits!

[Re-uploaded this chapter, just changed Miku to Luka since I forgot about this thing I don't want to spoil.. such a FAIL!]

[If you see Miku as Ms. Hibiya then change it to Luka. Thanks.]

A/N: I know I said I would write SPICE! but umm.. I got distracted with Chobits for some odd reason. So here. Oh, and thank you so much to Akita Daichu for actually reading Daughter of White and loving it. Thanks. Kinda changed the story a wittle bit and I might write SPICE! next if I have the time, you know how school is.


So excited to actually be a freshmen in collage in Tokyo, Japan. Kagamine Len inserted his train ticket in the slot and waited for the gate to slid to the side. Once it did he shifted his bag to his other shoulder and rushed out the train station, getting a wiff of that welcoming Japan atmosphere.

"Every one so busy here," he said, taking out a piece of paper out of his pocket,"Now where's my apartment..." he trailed off. All of his attention went to a walking business man and what looks like a--

'Whoa. A persocom'.

Kagamine Len turned his attention back his paper, thinking he saw his first persocom in real life. He scrunched the paper back into his pocket, a store with a window full of persocoms for sale caught the young freshman's attention once again.

Lately, the whole world has been talking about these persocoms. They look exactly like people, but more smarter! Kagamine Len pressed his nose against the sale's window and gazed at all the human shaped computers, dreaming of owning one.

He started talking to himself,"Back at home, no one had a computer like these," he said,"There so cool, so nice. I want one!"

People started to stare, he toned his voice down and checked the price. Made matters worst. '598,000 y-yen?'

"There's no way I could afford one!"

Yup. They continued to stare, and started commenting at the blond haired freshmen as a 'strang guy'. Len ran one block away from everyone, even the persocoms. 'Well, that was humiliating'.

"I've got to stop talking to myself," he said,"Damn!" Len smacked himself. He had enough of himself and so he took out his map to his apartment. He tried to concentrate on finding his new home, but all what's on his mind were those persocoms.

'Persocoms'.

'Persocoms'.

'Persocoms'.

'Persocoms!'

"I've had enough," he whispered.

"Enough of what?" the voice startled him, Len jumped. His eyes laid on a pretty girl.

"Oh," he said,"Y-you see I was just trying to find my new apartment and I-" he shut himself up so he wouldn't run his mouth and gave the girl his apartment map. She took it with a smile, switching her broom to her other hand. Scanning the piece of paper she smiled again and said.

"Your home. This is the Vocaloid Apartment".(A/N: Sorry couldn't spell out the real name of the apartment. Feel free to hate/change the name) He turned to see the big tall building with shiny windows and an elevator raising up-

"This. Is. It?"

Kagamine Len expected more than a worn up apartment with gated windows, but what can you say about a poor freshmen starting collage, late.

"This is. I'm Megurine Luka at your service," she bowed,"I'm the manager here. You must be Kagamine Len. Am I right?" she smiled, her pink hair dangled by her sides.

Len nodded his head as Luka lead him to his new home. She unlocked the door and turned to him,"This your apartment. Everything is set up for you, Kagamine Len". She started talking about other things such as the circuit breaker, but that's about what he heard. 'The room is smaller than I expected, but I can't whine about it. It's all I could afford'. He let out a sigh.

She flicked on the lights,"I've sent your belongings straight here".

"Thanks a lot. Weren't they too heavy for you? Very sorry, Luka-chan," said Len.

"No, no! Not at all. Mr. Shion brought all your stuff up here. Don't thank me".

"Who's Mr. Shion?"

"He's your next door neighbor. He should arrive about this time now. He's right down there in room 204".

"I see. I'll make sure I'll thank him when I see him. Uh, thank you Luka-chan".

She bowed then left. Len shut his door, turing to his new 'bachalor's pad'. 'What a dump!'

Its almost seven in Tokyo. Kagamine Len unpacked most of his stuff for the pass two hours. Someone knocked.

"Be right there". He got up and rushed towards the door,"Hey-" something flew onto his face, something with arms and legs that hung to him. Caused Len to fall.

"Hey there!" came a cutesy voice. It started to dance over his face chanting, 'congrats'. Len sat up, picking up the small moving object by its collar.

"What's that?" he asked. Len looked up at the owner,"Is that a-"

"Master. That guy is really scary!" the master standing in front of Len laughed.

He offered his hand to Len,"Sorry about that man. Caught you off guard didn't I?" Len took his hand getting back on his feet,"I'm Shion Kaito". (A/N: That's his last name, right?)

"Kagamine Len. And what's that?" he pointed at the thing on Kaito's shoulder. He got a closer look at the mini human. She had short green hair,"A persocom?"

"Laptop size. Call her Gumi!"

"Wait. Your Mr. Shion? Hey, thanks for carrying my stuff up". Len gestured him to come inside, Kaito didn't budge.

He shook his head,"Gumi and I got to run in a bit. So how old are you?"

"Eighteen".

"Me too!"

"You too?"

"And your starting Seki Collage, too. Right?"

Len nodded his head,"You, too?"

"Yup. Nice to meet ya!"

They high-fived each other,"So what can Gumi do?"

Kaito looked at his shoulder,"Well, introduce yourself".

The mini persocom hopped onto her master's hand, bowed,"Its a pleasure to meet you, Kagamine Len. My name is Gumi". The blond freshmen got a closer look,"Ah! Master, scary!" she yelled, holding on to Kaito's scarf. Len laughed as for Kaito.

"Amazing".

The two men started to discuss about persocoms and how Len could not afford one, but Kaito informed him about how he could go on the internet, but that's all Len had to here to get excited of owning a persocom.

"Yeah. They could even enter porn-o sites!"

"Porn-o sites?"

"Only the best!"

They gave each other another high five and exchanged glances while Gumi swayed on Kaito's head, repeating,"Porn-o sites. Porn-o sites".

After an encounter with another persocom at the grocery store, Len went back to fantasizing about them. 'Persocoms could also run cash registers? I need to get one'.

"But I hardly doubt I could afford one. They're so expensive-" he dropped his grocery bag, in shock,"Its a p-p-p-p-persooscmsss!"

Len could not belive his eyes, he looked around. 'Of course no one will care if I take it. Its just lying on trash. I could take it. Whoa. She's cute, too!' The computer had short blond hair with white persocom ears, barley wearing anything, only strips of gauze. He gulp in some air, so nervous of owning a persocom!

"Alright let's take you home," he lifted her up,"This is how much a persocom weights?!" he dropped her back on the trash. He attempted again and he jerked a step. 'I got it'.

He leaned on his balcony rail, breathing heavliy. He turned to see his very first persocom, lying on the floor. Len dropped by her side. 'She's really cute. Not that diffrent from a human girl'. He caught his breath and touched her soft cheek. Then he started touching her lips, causing him to blush.

"I wonder-" he started to poke her arm,"-how you turn her on". Len walked around her. 'Switch. Switch. Switch. Where's it at?' He tried pushing on every area he could think of. The ears, the nose, the toes, her belly, even her... breast. Len ran his fingers through his hair, thinking on how to turn this thing on. He thought of going over to Kaito for help, but it ten o'clock, don't want to disturb him. Len kept on thinking until he came to a conclusion that caused him to turn red and sweat.

"N-no. Nothing b-but there," his heart started to race,"But that is the only place I haven't tried y-yet".

Len sat next to the persocom, heart beating out of his chest, porn-o racing through his mind, face hot, feeling really red,"I'm not perverted," he swallowed. He reached in between her inner thighs, but stopped right in front of her private. He looked at her face, suddenly, all at once. He plunged his fingers in while he hugged her. He heard a 'click'.

She came to live. He heard beeping and clicking noises coming from her, she moved her legs, now standing up. Len gasp. Light shone as the gauze loosened around her body, falling to the floor as for the persocom, but she sat still in the middle of the room, naked. She has blue eyes, like Len's.

With a clueless expression, she crawled up to him, her body so petite. She sat right in front of him. A word passed her lips,"Rin".

Nothing came out of Len, she repeated the word,"Rin". Her blond hair spilled on her shoulders, she smiled a very adorable smile.

"U-uhh," Len stamperd,"R-R-Rin? What does t-that mean?"

"Rin?"

"Oh, is that y-your name?"

A wide smile came upon her face, and without warning 'Rin' leaped onto Len, giving him a hug. 'Whoa. She is something'. He returned the hug.

Kaito's voice came from the hallway,"Len I was wondering if you wanted to go to the bath house with me. There's not bathtubs here so I was wondering. You wanna go?" Len buried his face in Rin's hair and replied seconds later.

"Uh, sure. Just w-wait right there. Let me get ready". He let go of Rin, but she clinged on to his neck, he took her by the shoulders and rested her on the floor. 'Clothes. She needs clothes. Fast!'

He open up some boxes and cursed, wishing he had labled them for clothes. So far all he found were books and porn magazines. 'Ah! A t-towel'. He twisted the fabric around Rin's body. Kaito yelled through the door.

"C'mon you can't find you bath stuff?"

"Don't hurry me. I just moved in".

"Well, wants some help?"

"Nope. Fine".

The front door opened. Len screamed at himself for not locking the door. 'I've got to-' All it took for Len to have a nosebleed are a porn magaine with a half naked chick reading it on the floor. Before Kaito got a glimpse of his room, Len quickly dumped himself onto his persocom.

"Yikes. Your rooms a mess, Len," said Kaito once he got a view of the gauze strips all scattered around Len's room,"What's wrong? Your nose is-"

"I'm f-fine," Len said, wipping the red goo off his nose,"R-really". Kaito gave him a strange look.

"I'll be next door once you ready". Len let out a breath and rolled off Rin,"Oh and Len-" Len lounged over Rin,"-What are you doing now?"

"J-just fell. A-again".

"Is something wrong with you?"

"N-no. I'll be ready in a sec".

Once Kaito left, again, Len ran to the door--opening it to see Kaito in front of him.

"And the bath cost about 400 yin and the-"

"I got the money. See you!"

Slam. Bang. Lock. Click. Len rested his ear on the door making sure his best friend left for sure. He breath out sharply,"Rin". Rin walked up to the door, rested her ear on the it like Len. He lifted his ear off the door.

"I'm so tired".

Faintly,"Rin" she said.

Another knock came from the hallway, Len sprung into action. He hauled Rin over his shoulder like a potato sack, ran over to a couple of boxes stashed in the corner and set her down in the small packed box. More knocking came from the door. Quickly, he threw another box on top of her head. He ran over to answer the door,"Would you cut it out--oh Luka-chan," Len blushed.

"Mr. Kagamine. I hope you don't mind, but I'm afriad I made too much brioche," she held a mini tray in her hands.

"Whoa. Is that all for me?"

She nodded her head,"Do you like brioche?"

The young blond freshmen smiled and took the tray,"Are you kidding me? I use to make-"

"Um, Mr. Kagamine?" she pointed behind him, smiling,"I-is that your persocom?"

He turned his head with twitchy look. She hopped out of the box and her towel had dropped to the floor, Rin is now fully naked,"She's adorable. W-well goodnight to Mr. Kagamine and his persocom". Once she left, and with the door locked, Len sinked down to the floor and started to talk to himself.

"Luka-chan must thing I'm a pervert," he took a nibble of his brioche,"She also might think that I'm stripping my persocom for fun or something. Hmnn".

Len finally found one of his T-shirts packed away in box underneath a lot of his books,"Rin," the blond persocom turned to her master,"Come here". She stood in front of him, again the front door knocked,"Here can you put this on?" Rin took the shirt. Rushing to the door, Len answered it, facing Kaito. He explained to him that he was too tired to go with him and he had to clean up his room.

"Sorry, dude".

"No its cool. Well, see you".

"Well," he told his persocom,"Is 'Rin' is all you could say?" he patted her head,"I did find her on a pile of trash bags. There must be something wrong with her". With her ting hand, she clutched his shirt and tugged on it, making him to lock eyes with her,"What is it Rin?" she looked hurt. Eyes so sad, Len could feel the sadness just by looking into her frail blue eyes. He stood up, hand in hers. Rin smiled a bit, Len slipped his arm around her waist and intertwined their hands together. They both started to dance, well Len. He picked up Rin so her feet were on his, the freshmen lead his persocom around the room, dancing together. Happiness filled the air. Laughing, smiling.

Len, smiling, pressed his forehead to his persocom and said,"I swear to never treat you like trash, Rin". Her eyes lite and so did her smile. It tells it all. Suddenly, the persocom gave her new master a surpraise embrace that knocked them both down onto the floor, both laughing,"Rin".


A/N: I had a hard time writing this. I stayed up until 2pm to write the first half and the second I had to keep sneaking to use my own laptop cause Mom keeps taking away it away because of 'school nights' plus I had my best friend bother me while I wrote the end. Next chapter coming soon.. review. I WANT TO KEEP WRITING!!! But I can't........