Jacob POV

That bastard! This is as far it's going. I'm putting an end to the bloodsucker's fantasy marriage. I glare at the invitation on the table. Billy stares at me, but I quickly run out the door. Bella can't be with that obsessive, oppressive murderer! I'll get her away from him even if it kills me, but hopefully not without taking down a leech or two. Fuck the treaty. I'm gonna do whatever it takes to bring down Edward. I jog toward my motorcycle. I can't go wolf or else Sam will hear what I'm about to do, and will command me to stop. That just won't do. I try to control my rage as I kick-start my bike. First stop: Mike's house.

"I won't deny that I hate you, because I really do. I want Bella, and so do you, and clearly not both of us can have her. But as much as I hate you, I hate Edward much, much more."

"That's great… But what does it have to do with me?" Mike looks a little puzzled at my presence at his front door.

"I need your help to separate them." I let out a low growl.

"Why me?"

"Because I know you want her away from him as much as I do. You see they're wrong together. He controls her. He brings her near danger."

"I don't exactly understand about the danger. He seems pretty protective."

Here it goes. Now for the tricky part.

"Edward is a vampire. All the Cullen's are. He kills people to feed." No need to mention how that's in the past. I need Mike on my side. "And there he is about to marry the girl we love!"

"Holy fuck! How can he?"

"Exactly. He'll change her too. He's basically made her want to die, and throw away her soul."

"Bella" Mike whispers, low enough that no human would notice, but unfortunately, I'm no human.

"Worse than that, she may not even make it that far." Here's my final pitch. "He'll crush her much before then."

"No, I don't see that. He seems to love her, however much the undead can love."

"Bella speaks loudly; I could hear her talking to him. She wants Edward to fuck her while she's human. A sick, twisted honeymoon that can only end with him breaking her."

"No fucking way! I'm not going to let that happen!"

"So let's stop him! Now you see why I'm here."

"I assume you have some sort of plan, so tell me how 2 simple humans are supposed to defeat a vampire, or even a whole family of them?"

"Yeah… About that… I'm not really entirely human. I'm kind of a werewolf. We are the only things that can kill vampires, so you could say we have an advantage."

"Shit! That's freaking awesome!"

"I'll explain more later, but I need someone else's help. Someone else who loves Bella."

"Tyler?"

"That guy just wants to fuck her. Anyone can see that." Mike looks away awkwardly and turns red. Huh. I guess the idea occurred in his mind too. I'm not entirely innocent of that either.

Finally Mike says, "What about Eric?"

"He could work. He's smart, so he can help with strategy. He's also totally in love with her. Perfect. Let's go get him."

"Edward's a what?" Eric looks shocked as me and Mike stand on his front porch.

"A vampire," Mike and I repeat, as if it should be obvious.

"Assuming I believe you, why are you telling me this?"

"Basically he's gonna suck the life and soul from Bella. Literally. He'll fuck, and then kill her too." I briefly explain.

"Ok… This is kind of hard to process."

"Well then you should let us in, and we'll help you clear it up."

Eric leads me and Mike inside house and into his kitchen, instead of leaving us outside on his front step. We sit down, and he scrutinizes us.

"Let me prove this," I offer.

"Go for it." I can tell he thinks it's a lost cause.

"The Cullen's are different. You must have noticed. They're cold, pale, attractive, don't eat, have changing eye colour, and have enhanced senses and strength. They're vampires! I have proof because… I'm a werewolf."

"Hold on a minute! There are vampires and werewolves? You guys are nuts." He pauses for a second, and then begins laughing. Me and Mike exchange worried looks, thinking he's snapped. He continues, "I get it! Good one guys! 'Let's prank Eric and fuck with his mind by telling him about vampires.' You almost had me!"

It's time I take matters into my own hands. Ignoring the stunned looks of the idiots around me, I undress. I think of Edward touching Bella, kissing her, having a real honeymoon with her. Then I explode.