Negliect fci WIP©
The kyuubi was sealed into Naruto's sisters: Naruto with a 'k' and Naruto's other sister. Because of this, his parents did not want him; he was powerless. He will show them! "I am Naruto! I am not worthless!" Naruto/harem OP!Naruto Will!get!beat!up!sometimes NarutoxReader
Hi every1 so this is my first story and I've never writte naynthing before so expect some errors! I plan on updating twice a week every tuesday or if my mom lets me log on to Disney Channel dot com at other times too (shes a mean harpy bitch smh I hope you like enjoy reading this story, it is canon compliant and not godlicke Naruto. Cowritten with EndoplasmicPanda, Statchar, ConeCone, and Simplebot
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"Nii-sama!" Naruto with a 'k' said, boobing boobily into his room. Which was impressive; her double T cup breasts could barely fit through the door.
"Whagt do you want, bitch!" Naruto Uzumake-Namikaze-Senju-Uchiha-Otsutsuki angrily raged angrily at his bimbo sister. He smirked."haha jk"
He slapped the ass of the the slut he was banging as she left the room. "Smirk," Naruto said literally. "Third bimbo this afternoon." He unsheathed his 420 inch penis from the whore.
"KYAAAA! WHAT ARE DOING DADDY-SAMA" but secretly she was turned on.
'Nii-sama-san-chan-kun never fucks me like that,' Naruto's other sister thought with a pouty pout on her pouty lips from her dungeon under the house. 'I wanna suck on that big old meat stick too!'It was only fitting that Naruto had named his penis "Slim Jim".
It was obviously ironic because his dick was too big, and who tf names their anything Jim?
The kyuubi had mutated him in the womb giving him a fox penis, knot and all. It was no wonder the sluts of Konoha, The Hidden Leaf Village, loved him so much. His semen was too viscous to swallow. Each sperm cell carries in it the strength of a jonin level shinobi.
"Naruto!" Dumbledore roared from downstairs. "Your dinner is getting cold!"
Naruto's dad wasn't actually called Dumbledore, but the dumb blond Hocage was too dumb for the Kyuubi pariah to care.
"Quit neglecting me!" Dumbledore said.
"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH, 'ARRY!?" Playstation one Aggord roared, stumbling into the room with his dick hanging out. Naruto's dick saluted Aggord's dick as he entered; the two peckers shared a touching embrace. Imagine docking, but with two snakes.
"Michael Gambon?" Naruto asked.
"No, I'm Dumbledore," Gambon said.
It was hard being Naruto. He has to neglect his parents and bang bad bitches from all over the Hi no Kuni. All the stress began to overwhelm him. To release his stress, he sang.
Naruto cleared his throat and began his song.
*~~Read in a Goofy voice~~*
[Goofyback sequence]
"CRAWWWWLLLLLLIIINNGGGGGG IIIINNNNN MYYYYYY SSSKKSIINNN." he roared. "THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEALLLLLL."
[End Goofyback sequence]
"I don't have time to neglect everyone," Naruto said. "I already have a hard enough time neglecting Naruto with a 'k' and Naruto's other sister."
"That's me!" Naruto's other sister gutturally groaned from underneath the floorboards.
Suddenly, Ganon burst through the door. "Join me, Naruto," he said, becoming a stale meme, "and I will make you the greatest in Kurodai!" Naruto just smirkedly smirked. Lmao, what a fucking loser, amirite?
Naruto wiped his cute lil smegmies uwu covered cock on Ganon's shirt. "Look man, I'm here to fuck bitches and thats it. But I'm all out of bitches." Luckily for Naruto however the rancid smell of his overwhelming dick cheese brought hoes from far and wide.
"I'm here!" Naruto's other sister said. Her hand went into her pantaloons, and she began to shove both her fists into her virgin asshole.
"Fuck off!" Naruto said, stomping on the floorboards. His magnum dong tore a twelve inch hole in the wood, which is a double entendre, and killed her instantly. But the fact she was an annoying bitch banshee brought her back to life immediately. Naruto did whatever the opposite of a smirk was. He krimsed. [Author's Note: That's smirked backwards and it's wearing the dress from the 547 episode of that one show with the hot waifus, lmao, they're just so hawt. Think Snake and Ekans. The pokemon if you didn't know already]
Shadow the Hedgehog OST starts playing
"But Naruto-nii-sama-kun-chan! I need you to take me to the candy shop and let me lick the lollipop," Naruto's other sister said.
It was a sunny day in Konoha, because we forgot to say that earlier. If you looked closely you would see a happy family training but also a kid on the top floor wearing a white shirt with anbu pants and combat boots looking out the window towards them.
"I have decided to become a ninja chef," Naruto said, and became Gordon Ramsey. "AND THIS DICK IS FUCKING RAW!" He turned back, because Naruto is the main character and thinking of anyone else being the mary sue is just sick and disgusting. He got a new doujutsu for it though.
With his Ramseygan, Naruto was able to craft the hottest bowl of ramen in Minecraftia.
But he didn't just have the Ramseygan. With a smirk of the lips, he activated his secret dojustu: the Shabadabadingdong-agan - the most powerful of all the OC dojutsus. It has the power to increase his dicksize by TENFOLD, making his dick longer than all the people that read this fic combined.
He was running out of cool doujutsu to put on his face, and was running out of places to put them, so he stuck his robotic penis through the window grabbing Danzo around the waist like Indiana Jones [Author's Note: Indiana Jones is like Code Geass but gay lol]
Let me steal your jutsu, dobe," Naruto said, smirking in Danzo's face.
"That's the wrong meme!" Danzo wailed like a bitch.
But it was too late. Naruto stole his eye whoring powers, and all seventy seven of Naruto's super cool doujutsu moved down to his dick.
His dick moved down and pierced Danzo's puckered virgin asshole, because Danzo was never cool enough to get laid, and then he dissolved into a soup sorta like also in Indiana Jones when those Nazis looked in that big box or whatever.
"This must be the work of an enemy [SUTANDO]" yelled Joruto Jouzumaki, Naruto's cousin. He was a Jew, but that part wasn't necessary for this part of the story.
Naruto pulled out his purple IPod (5th generation btw) and started listening to Kanye the greatest hits ™.
"Jumping out the window," Naruto sang hopping someone would hear him. "Letting everything go," a tear fell out of his right eye which was red btw because the the khyuubi changed his eye color and also his name isn't Naruto is Makato. Naruto died when his parents forgot about him so basically when he was born.
He frowned and smirked at the same time. This was all that bitch Jiraiya's fault. He was gonna go and nut in that fool's bitch, teach him the what for.
But then it hit him. What if he just nutted in Jiraiya instead? Not to be gay or anything but that would teach that fucker for leaving him.
Traps aren't gay.
Naruto used an eye on his dick to summon his dragons summons, who were dragon girls that looked like they were ten year old human girls but were actually ten thousand year old ancient waifu gods.
"Naruto-chan-baka-obama-sama!" the purple haired dragon with the tiddies that looked like smashed watermelons said.
"Who the fuck are you?" Naruto asked with a questioning look. (If you don't know what that is its him raising one of his eyebrows. His eyebrows are also black like his hair. They also have red streaks in them like lightning bolts and look super cool next to his trenchcoat and military boots.)
"Oh Naruto-chan-baka-obama-sama! I'm your personal meat sleeve," she said with a grin. Narutao shook his head and looked towards Kendrick Lamar ™ who was standing right next to him. [Author's Note: I DONT OWN KENDRICK LAMAR]
"Bitches be cray cray," he said. Kendrick Lmao ™ nodded his head in approval. He was there too, because Nuarot's doujutsu the Good Rap Tasteigan allowed all of his favorite artists to manifest themselves as holograms on his dick.
Unfortunaly kenny was blind and deaf so he couldn't understand but could feel the rhythem in the beat. Naruto was going to ffeel bad but then he rememeberd that his parents hated him and left him to die in a chakra fire when he was only kage-level (aka seven weeks old) so he knew exactly what it was like being blind and stuff.
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Ken started to fade away like that song by logic. Naruto looked at him with sad eyes and started hugging him. "Imma finna gonna miss you ken-san." k wasn't a bitch so he didnt cry or anything like that.
As ken dissapeared he took out his eyes and gave them to naruto. Naruto knew what to do. (if you know what i mean)
Hinate-chan came out of no where with her byakuganne out and saw his slightly bigger than average donger but that was only because he was like 7 or 8 so he would get a bigger one soon enough.
"Ayy wat up bitch" naruto refered to hinage because he don't respect women or democrats. Naruto thought about his dinner of ramen.
"Dattebayo" he thought outloud because he physic powers. (kind of like the ones mewtow had. Let me know if you want mewtwo to be in the harem.
But anyway naruto slappes that bitch out the way. Aint no time for howes he :thinking: . kind of like the meme face. You know the one where the yellow man has his orange hand up to his circle chin thing. His hand is kind of like pointing but w/e it doesnt matter much.
Naruto walked into the kithen where obaa-chan who totally looked like a hot slut was doing a cooking show. " I had to wear an extra tight bra today so my tittes don't plop into the pan again."
"obaa-chan " naruto said taking out his cock. Tsunade knew what to do and instanly pulled his pants back up because he was a little kid and that was a big no-no
Tsunade on the other hand was not a little boy. She pulled out her 700 foot long hyena clit that she hides with a genjutsu.
"Bend over DEMON!11!11oneEXCLAMATIONPOINTCOMMA! Tsunonde screeched
Naruo then summoned the kyuubo who chained up obaa chan and was all like "aww hell naw girl tryna run up on my mans."
She a thot ewww
Play Ice JJ FIsh SOmething about you girl trust me it work
...And so he left, with everything but his humanity. Because he was a fox now. But he's still got dat bick boyyyy)
Fin ( Translaterors's note; that means finished in japanese and finish if you didn't know. Btw look at the cliff hanger and if i don't get 50 reviews i'm not uploading another chapter)
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