Hello~ I wrote this for Akuroku day! (though I'm 20 minutes late...)

This fic is based off of a camping trip I went on recently.

Rated M for later chapters~

"Kamping"

It was the last week of summer break, I was determined to break Hayner's high score on some bull shit game I didn't even like, but it didn't matter because it was the last week of summer break, I was going to use it ether hanging out at Hayner's house or take a bath and not come out tell school started, screw my dad. I would go to the "bad side of the city" If it meant Pizza for every meal and Video game at Hayner's.

Every time the little cut seen would play I got a sneaking suspicion someone was about to ruin my plans for the week, also that Hayner probably only bought that game because the really buff main character was named Hayner… what a dweeb.

Just then, I herd a set of feet approaching my room, and I felt my heart sink, I told myself mentally that there was still hope, they might just pass by my room and go for the bathroom just passed my door. But you know that lady luck?… she doesn't seem to like me. My door swung open and both of my dads stood in the door way and stared at me with their arms crossed "Roxas, we need to talk, pause the game."

I did as I was told and they stepped farther into my room. "We just decided that letting you play video games and hang out with that Hayner kid, is a very boring way to spend your last days out of school, don't you think?" I knew it! Those fucking sneaks! I narrowed my eyes at my father Leon, because even though Cloud was doing the talking, Leon was always the one trying to take away my video games. "no. I think this will be the perfect way to spend my last week… is that all you wanted to ask?"

Okay, maybe I shouldn't be such a rude bitch to the people who raised me, but god damnit! They told me they would let me have this week! Leon was having none of my little attitude, he reached over and unplugged my play station from the TV, and I watched in shock as the badass version of Hayner turned into static.

I looked to Cloud for verification that that really just happened, he's always the one that lets me and Sora get away with things, but he gave me a stern nod. I contemplated jumping on Leon's back and putting him in a choke hold… but I didn't, 'cause I'm too short…

I sat there on my bed as Leon gathered up all my games and tossed them in a garbage sack that seemed to come out of nowhere. "Are you throwing them all away!?" Leon tied the knot on the nearly full bag (which I was slightly proud about) and handed it to Cloud who left the room. Leon sat at my computer desk, at least that's what it was before they took my computer. "If you ever try and use that tone with me again, that will all go to a deserving boy who doesn't acted up."

I sat there tight lipped, holding back the snood commitment about that deserving boy being my twin brother Sora… though it probably was true. he continued. "Me and Cloud planed a trip to the beach, we're all going… no ifs ands or butts about it."

I love the beach, warm sand all over me, the sun shining and the sounds of the waves crashing against the beach its self… oh and the salty taste left on your lips. My dads knew this, but they also knew I have a time of the month I act like a real ass (no I am not transgender or some half guy half girl person… I just bottle up all my anger and let it out at one time, which usually is a week long process.) and Cloud had triggered it the moment he talked about my planes next week, which started the next day… did I mention it was the last week of summer break? … I did?… oh.

"Roxas? Your spacing out again." I sent my farces glare at him and he mirrored mine… only scary. I sighed after a minute of that and he smirked. Well I sulked he patted me on the back and headed for the door, " Get packed we're leaving tomorrow, six or seven…" and still sulking I packed for the trip that probably would be from hell.

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Can you imagine -just for a moment- the worsted thing ever? Now multiply that by Sora's boyfriend Riku coming along on the trip. I have no idea how that sneaky bastard Riku managed to slither his way into our trip, but he did. I think it has something to do with him being gay for my brother, how raciest … wait. Gay isn't a race.

I go with the whole asexual thing, but what if I was in to girls? Would my parents let my girlfriend come on this stupid trip? No. Riku also use to be friends with me and Sora way back in first grade, I stopped liking him when in third grade Riku was found in the boy bathroom doing inappropriate things to my brother…and his nipples.

"Roxas! This is your favorite song! Sing along!" Sora had a nack for yelling when you were right next to him, and choosing your least favorite song and calling it your favorite. The radio was currently playing some ghetto white girl shit… I hated her with a burning passion… her stage name Iggy WAS A FUCKING RIP OFF! Haven't people heard of the great and powerful Iggy Pop? Seriously.

"Arrg! Dad, can you turn this shit off?" "Roxas! Watch your mouth! Naminé is in the car!" Cloud yelled practically turning his whole body around in the car to glare at me, I looked over my seat to see she was fast asleep. She had her head in Riku's lap, I have to say, that although I hate most kids around that Ten to thirteen range. She was a smart little cookie and I babied the heck out of her.

"She's asleep…" Sora was attempting to sing along now, but he hated rap he just wanted to make my skin crawl. Leon had enough of it he turned it to Jack FM. And I smiled victorious as Sora didn't know any of the words to the song witch was Wrapped Around Your Finger by The Police. I couldn't help laughing when Sora got the chorus down he would yell sing it, but when the verses came around he just hummed it.

"Oi, look, you can see the ocean." Riku announced and I sat up from my comfortable sleeping position on Sora's butt, five hours of junk food, Karaoke- Sora addition- and sleeping. All for this, I looked out the window over the windy road, past the guardrail and down the cliff, the ocean lay splashing about , making beautiful white caps. I was glade we were almost there, I usually don't get car sick, but the road we were on now was ridiculously left and right, left… then right.

"Don't get too excited, we still have another hour on this road before we reach the camp grounds."

And that is when I blew chunks. All over the window… Sora and Naminé chose to wake up right as it happened, Sora ever the mature oldest (if only by a few minutes) stated the obvious "EWWWW! ROXAS PUKED!" I turned to him to tell him to shut up but my stomach lurch up again and I puked up his favorite cereal in his lap.

In my tired and car sick state I thought that was the single greatest thing in the world, I started laughing like a maniac. Sora, on the other hand. Did not feel the same as me. He was frozen in place, his hands lifted off his lap and his mouth closed tight. He was in Sora lock down mode… probably chanting in his head: that didn't just happen, that didn't just happen.

Leon found one of those gravelly spots on the side of the road and he yelled at me to go walk around until I felt better, well gees, way to treat the sick… I watched as Sora cautiously got out of the car with a roll of paper towels and Winddex, he scrubbed at his shirt with it.

Naminé sat with me in the back the rest of the way to the camp, the windows were rolled down to keep everyone from barfing, sense the car still smelled horrible. But who needs Sora? Sure his butt makes a great pillow, but Naminé will hold your hand and tell you your eyes are pretty, she is adorable with out even trying!

"Roxas look!" Naminé whispered, I opened my eyes, wow I didn't even noticed I had closed them… she was pointing out the window, I leaned over her to look out, and I smiled in relief. The camp ground! The sign was right there!… at least I think, I didn't know the name, but when we got closer I saw it read:

Kamping.

Best. Name. Ever…
We pulled in, let me now tell you everything I saw: I saw some kind of gazebo thing, there was a building with boys and girls bathrooms , on the other side of that building was an arcade and gift shop, then there was pool, a play ground across the gavel road from the pool, and lastly…the cabins, or tiny wood shacks if you want to call 'em that… I don't judge…

"Where's the ocean?" Sora was right… that was what we came here for, this looked like the woods…not the beach. Cloud open the passenger side door when Leon stopped the car but turned around to answer the question "Oh, it's a two mile walk from here, but it's worth it, you'll see."

Roxas not happy. I didn't even walk two miles to school and back, how did they expect me to make it?. Leon added "we're not going down there today, we have all week for that, today is setting up and checking out the camp.

And so started day one of "Kamping"

I helped Naminé clean up the color canyons that got stuck in between the seat cushions then got out to stretch, the air was crisp clean tree-ish smelling, that kind you really can't get in a city like Zanarkand. The mini van was parked next to the two cabins we rented and we started to unload everything.

"Sora! Open this stupid door!" I yelled, and it was true, the door was stupid. There was this piece of wood as big as my fist that was eye level with me… how is that suppose to work? Sora rolled his eye and pulled on the chunk of wood, a string was attached to it, then the door opened. "well shit." I can be dumbfounded by simple things sometimes (that doesn't mean I'm simple minded or anything!) and this blew me away, Riku and Sora already walked inside but I just kept pulling the string and watching as it lifted the wooden bar up and down on the other side.

There was a deck swing just big enough for two and Riku and Sora took up swinging slowly on it after they had finished unpacking (Sora also changed his shirt and pants… no more puked stains. ) I got tired of the door thing after awhile and was going to walk around a little but Leon called out from his, Cloud and Naminé's cabin " Hold up, Roxas. Take Naminé with you." I was fine with that but I was still mad about him threatening to sell my PS "What. You going to go shag my father?" Naminé came out of the cabin with a jacket and beanie with cat ears on, she was blushing a little, maybe from the chilly air or from being so danm cute! Leon smirked "Actually, yes." oh that devil.

My nose scrunched up and I stuck out my tongue well making gagging noises, I am a very mature eighteen year old. Naminé looked between the two of us for a moment, before bouncing over to my and grabbing my hand. Leon waved us off before going back inside… I shivered at the thought of what was going on inside and picked up my pace.

We walked in silence for a bit, we checked out the gift shop but left because the guy behind the counter was freaking Naminé out. "Roxas?" I looked down at her (it's sad to say, but not by much) and she was looking up at me with big blue eyes that looked just like mine, it's funny how although we aren't actually related we still all look the same. She looked away a little then back to me, "I have to go to the bathroom."

I nodded and I guided her to were I saw them before, she smiled softly and jumped up to kiss my cheek "I'll be right back!" I heard a few women "aaww" from inside that Gazebo thing that I found was the out door kitchen or 'Kamping Kitchen' as the sign said.

Naminé reappeared and we started toured the park. as we past the pool, I was glaring at all the teens who actually knew there was a heated pool. Then someone swung the gate open right in front of me, and me… being to distracted with my intents glare smacked right into it I heard a few kids inside the pool laughing their little asses off, yeah. It was hilarious that I fell on my butt and am in pain, not to mention my nose took a metal gate to save the rest of my face.

Naminé was talking to the guy who opened the gate as I sat up and rubbed at my back, stupid gravel, stabbing my back and getting in my cloths. "He'll be fine, thank you for stopping to check, sir." I looked up to see the guy, and my mouth went dry…

He was looking down at me with concern, his eyes were a crazy shade of green and his hair was wild and dark red, I gulped, were those tattoos under his eye? Oh, did I mention he was shirtless? "oh! Blondie, are you okay?" he was leaning in, oh god my heart was beating way to fast. "Roxas! Your nose is bleeding! Tilt your head back, tilt your head back!" Naminé was right.

the mystery guy helped me to my feet, he tilted my head back and I was looking up into those crazy green eyes again… God, I'm short. was what I first thought, I needed to save some kind of my masculinity in this situation, so I put my head back down and the blood started to drip from my nose again. Ahahah… super manly. "What are you doing!? Your going to get blood on the shirt dad gave you!" Naminé cried, I hadn't thought about that…

Well I tilted my head back up, Mr. slam-gate-in-unsuspecting-blond's-face leaned down to Naminé's level "you're his sister, right? Go tell your parents Axel will have Roxas back before dinner, okay?" the hell? I wasn't going nowhere with this 'Axel' guy, I felt my stomach lurch at the thought of being alone with him, that had to be a bad sign.

You know how I said I love Naminé and that she's a smart cookie? It wasn't true… I thought that she would say something like "No thank you, I'll take him with me." but she looked at me and I could have sworn I say a hint of demon in that smile "Okay~ feel better soon, Roxas!" and she walked away. I gained my voice back then, "I should go with her." he looked over at me and smirked "oh good, you can talk! I thought you had brain damage or something."

Quite a charmer, huh? I glared and started after Naminé with my hand holding my bleeding nose, but he grabbed me by the hood of my jacket and pulled back around to face him. He looked anxious or maybe he was ADHD "look. I feel bad for smashing your face, at least let me help you clean the blood off your shirt and face, hm? What do you think about that?" he was smiling now, one of those big toothy ones and my stomach did that wired lurch thing again.

"Fine. But I can clean my own face, thank you very much." he laughed, I made him laugh… that didn't seem like a bad thing. I liked hearing it… I must have lost a lot of blood. That's my only explanation for that one.

I fallowed him down the rows of cabins tile we reached cabin L-8 (I think the cabin I was staying in with Riku and Sora was K-9 … but hell if I know for sure.) Axel told me to sit on the deck swing and I did, he went inside and well he was gone I took notice to how all the cabins are exactly the same… that must suck if you're a drunk stumbling around in the dark… I wonder if these cabins have locks… I guess they do, sense Sora has a key to ours.

That's about when Axel emerged from the wood shack wearing a sweatshirt with his swim trunks and holding some paper towels and a water bottle. "why aren't you holding your nose!? Oh god, this is the worst bloody nose I've ever seen! Maybe you broke it." he sat next to me on the bench and huffed "I think I would know if my nose was broken." he nodded and poured some of the water bottle onto the paper towels, and started rubbing my neck clear of the blood.

"I must look like Carrie right now." that was meant to be said in my mind but you know, things seem to slip a lot with me. Axel Smiled bright "not quite that bad." he removed the cold whip from my neck and started wiping the hand I had used to cover my nose clean. "which one…Chloë Moretz or Sissy Spacek?" he looked up from my hand and I could feel a smile on my face "Sissy Spacek. I only like the originals." and it was true… need we review my thoughts of 'cretin people' who can't even make up their own stage names?

Axel did this wired half jump/turrets thing, and he smile grew to a new high "Same here! I refuse to watch the new one! Oh yeah! You need a new shirt!" he jumped up and took his sweatshirt off and sat it next to me where he had been sitting. I felt like I was moving extremely slow or something, because one second we're talking about Carrie and the next Axel is tossing me his shirt off his back… because really… that's excusal what happened.

"I can't… just take your cloths!" I tossed it back at him and he threw it right back "Yes you can! When you see me again I'll give you your shirt back and you can give my sweatshirt back! Swap meet style~" okay. He was getting a little to hyper for my comfort and I deal with Sora everyday. "Okay, thanks, I'll try not to get any bodily fluids on it." I had to say it that way… stupid, stupid, stupid… Axel didn't seem to notice my slip up though… I looked up and noticed it was getting pretty late, unless the sun was lying.
I stood up and took my shirt off and put the sweatshirt on, it was about 4 sizes too big on me, but it was nice and warm. "Thanks again… I should be going though" "wait!" he took the wipe off the swing and cleaned me face… I forgot about that… oops. He smiled down at my red face… it was red from him rubbing so hard! I wasn't blushing or any girly shit like that! "There. Now you can go." I smiled sheepishly "t-thanks again." he shrugged and I started away again "Don't be a stranger!" he called… but that's really what I was…his way too trustful. His probably from a small town where everyone knows your name.

Everyone back at camp was sitting around a fire when I got there. Now all eyes were on me, Cloud was the first to ask "Where were you for the last two hours?" I sat down in one of the camp chairs and Staking my time to answer, Sora handed me a plate with a burger on it "I thought Naminé told you." Cloud looked over to her and she shrugged nonchalantly "I forgot." there is a saying 'The woods changes a person' and this was defiantly fitting for Naminé, I mean what the hell? She was acting like, like… ME!

"W-Well, I hit a gate with my face and got a bloody nose… then I got blood all over my shirt so the guy that opened the gate offered me his jacket and I left the shirt with him… because he said he would to have it cleaned… then I wondered around for a bit." it wasn't the exact truth, but I'm not telling my family I followed a stranger back to his cabin and got dressed over there… that would end in Cloud's man hunt he had threatened he would do if anyone ever got 'friendly' with one of us with out his approval. Not that me and Axel were getting 'friendly'… not at all.

"So you promised to meet this boy again? How old is he?" he already found several red flags in my story… I'm screwed. I took a bite of the burger as I thought how to answer in the right way to get him off my case "he looked … 20-ish… and I want my shirt back… so yes. I did." Cloud grumbled but stopped there , I was glade. Then Sora Piped up in my defense "Don't worry , dad. He's a loner who's chosen the loner path of asexuality " at least… I think that was suppose to help me… but it made me want to punch him… and burn Riku at the stake for laughing at that.

"Good night, boys… don't stay up all night… we're getting up early tomorrow." Leon warned as he pushed Naminé inside the other cabin. I waved and closed the door. Sora and Riku had pushed their beds together and were snuggled up close. And there was my bad … all by its self . I climbed in and sighed . I was starting to change my opinion on things…like… this trip and Naminé. I sat there thinking for a long time and eventually I fell asleep when the cabin heater kicked in…I didn't even know we had one.. Hm… Cool.

Hope you liked this chapter~

and may you all have/had a wonderful Akuroku day!