DKC
By Luigi
Hi, I'm Luigi, I like Donkey Kong on account of he's my favorite show ever, I love Donkey Kong the the TV show the most on TV. For Christmas I want a DK DVD. I'm a favorite of DK and my brother likes Big F. I love watching DK. I love it because he loves me so. My favorite color is green like DK and his Jungle. In Super face-sockin' Bros, I get to play as me and a green DK to kill Mario. The game should have a toilet so I can kill Mario down a toilet drain. I'm so happy that I have DK stuff on account of the fact that I love DK in my television.
The following has been brought to you by me, Luigi and that DK episode I watched that I like. And now… heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Donkey!
Cranky: Thanks to Diddy's bog monster impression it's not likely we'll have to worry about the pirates for a while.
DK: Bog Monster?
(laughs)
I'm glad I'm over that…
Roar!
All: Ahh!
DK: Funky?
Diddy: He's still in the barrel?
Diddy pops the lid open.
Cranky: Funky, are you okay?
Funky: Maxed and relaxed! All those negative vibes toaded me out! So I've decided to chill and clock some "z"s!
Funky them looks down, then he kicks Mario because his mad at him. Then he runs over to Diddy and smiles are creeps out the TV people in front of the television thingy and says: Hey little dude, you found my hood ornament!
All: (in an awesome robot voice)
Hood Ornament?
Funky: I lost it on my last barrel run (kicks Mario), but now I got it back!
(laughs)
That's Karma, Franklin and Miss Garcia… And guts are needed for me and also you!
Cranky: What goes in, must comes out.
Funky: You gotta it, dudes! Later! Don't you know what that is? That's the Master Emerald! Got ya! You're that bat! Just wait!
Cranky: (Laughs) Gate number 3! Don't you get it? This is not a drill! Repeat! This is not a drill!
Diddy and Cranky then laugh, but DK does not know why on account of he's the color of toad and can fling his own self!
Diddy: Dr. Eggman is invading a secret lair on Prison Island!
DK: Lock all S-Foils into attack position! Get down, Red four! Get Down! Now I'll give it some Juice with this Chaos Emerald and we're all set!
Diddy: (Gasps)
You! It can't be!
Then he died and DK was so angry! "Do not worry my good Diddy," said Donkey. "I shall get all the Luigi Chickens and wish you back!"
Cranky: You toady, DK! You let Diddy Die to death!
DK: You slime! You let Diddy explode and die to death!
We will live to tell the story! There is nothing we can't live through. Nothng ever dies we will rise again! You're a Toad! You're a Toad! You're a toad! You're a toad! You're a hu-mongus toad! Toading is what you—Agggh!
DK: (Sticks a sword through Cranky)
DK killing Cranky (not shown on account of it's kind of mean)