I needed to write a quick ficcie before my brain exploded into a pool of emotional agony. My friend is angry with me 'cuz apparently I'm too up in his personal space and he's pusing me towards wrist cutting and voluntary muteness. Maybe not that far, but I'm fcking emo so whatever.
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'one two three four, I declare a tongue war.'
Tongue war? What the heck is that?
Zelda had just been walking past Link's room when she heard it. Quietly, she peeked in through the door to see what was going on. Vaati was there, she should have known, he and Link were close friends. And they were both sitting on the floor. How odd...
She watched as they did something resembling patty-cake before chanting "One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war."
'Still confus- Oh my god!'
At the conclusion of this chant, Vaati had practically leapt onto Link and began kissing him. Not just a quick smooch or something like that oh, no. THis was full on Frenching! And Link was kissing him back! It seemed to last forever, until Vaati broke the kiss in order to breathe.
"I win again." Said Link smugly.
Wait, again?
"Damn you. Do you not need to breath or something?"
Link just grinned.
"Play again?"
THE END
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So yeah. I have more, but not posted yet. Review if you feel like it, flames will be returned with equal vehemence. I do not take well to cowards who think that rude comments are "Constructive" and considering my mood, you don't want to try.
Thank you all for reading, Review nicely and have a lovely day.