I don't own Pokemon. And I'm not gay. I have a girlfriend. This was for a fanfiction party.

Homo-Erotic Hillbillies

Paul and Richie, after a long, hard day of being douche bags, plopped into bed together. Richie nuzzled his head on Paul.

"I don't wanna cuddle, you fag!" Paul said. Immediately Paul jumped on Richie. As Paul and Richie took off their pants, they felt a slight cool breeze go up their shirts, making their nipples hard. Paul instinctively took out his dick and put it on Richie's chest. Richie massaged the slightly dry dick.

"Stop playing and suck it." Paul demanded. Richie put the dick in his mouth. He sucked on the massive hunk of meat, as he gently forced down his throat, until he was choking. Paul got annoyed and grabbed the back of Richie's head and forced the entire massive dick into his mouth.

Then Richie felt a warm, viscous liquid going down his throat. Paul then jerked his warm, soft dick out of Richie's mouth.

Paul then forced Richie down on his stomach on the bed and started to put his hot, sweaty dick into his ass. Richie yelped in sheer joy as Paul slammed his nuts together with Richie's. Richie then came, for Paul was jacking Richie off. Richie then rolled over and shot his load on Paul's chest and face.

Then, they both took a man-bath and went to bed. Happy.