OK… so I got this prompt from a person on tumblr…. And I am going to TRY and do it justice.. he asked for a Halloween fic with pufukum… so.. im guessing that puckurt, furt, and kum… which is going to be mildly entertaining to write…soo…. Here we go! Also I am doing puckurt romance, furt brotherly love and kum friendship. Hope that is ok.

Halloween had never been Kurt's favorite holiday. When he was six and went trick or treating he was always Barbra Streisand or Ariel from the little mermaid. To say he got picked on for that was an understatement. All the other boys went as monsters, or football players so when Kurt showed up in a red wig and mermaid dress things always ended badly. Six year olds can be mean when they want to be. Nothing really had changed in ten years.

He wasn't really planning on doing anything this year. He was sixteen after all. A little too old to be trick or treating. So when Halloween rolled around and Puck, Sam and Finn came up and asked him if he wanted to be their "date" to a Halloween party he was not only surprised that these supposedly 'straight' boys were asking him but also panicked because he didn't have anything picked out. He accepted their offer after 30 minutes of begging from each of them. What was with them anyways?

There of course was only one way to solve the costume dilemma. He needed Mercedes and Rachel and he needed them fast! Pulling out his phone he sent them both an urgent text.

MY HOUSE… HALLOWEEN COSTUME NEEDED… NOW! - K

He immediately got their answers

Be there in 2 minutes…- M

Have the perfect Idea for you... picking up supplies and be there in 10-R

As much as both of these girls could be a pain in his ass they were definitely the right divas for the job.

He heard his doorbell ring and rushed to get it. He found an already talking Mercedes on his front porch and struggled to catch up to what she was saying.

"…. I cannot believe you waited until last minute for costume planning…. What kind of diva are you anyways? I had my costume planned out in August. Anyways I'm thinking you need something not too feminine and not too masculine and sexy at the same time. What if you went as a type of gay vampire? You could…"

Kurt was still listening to her babble trying to get a word in and failing miserably when thank god the doorbell rang. He wasn't so sure he should have asked these two after all. 'Never shuts her trap berry' added with the way Mercedes had been talking since she got here could actually get him in a peculiar situation really quickly.

As expected when he opened the door and there was Rachel laden down with all kinds of makeup and fabric. He took some of the stuff out of her hands and helped her carry it all inside and up to his bedroom. She talked the whole way.

In his room he looked at the two girls who had started talking to each other and apparently forgetting he was in the room apart from the pauses they took putting some fabric swatches out and holding them up to his arm to see if they complimented his skin tone. He was starting to get annoyed and finally decided it was time to make himself known.

"LADIES!" He yelled loudly looking between both of them as they immediately shut up and looked at him with surprised faces.

"Hi I'm Kurt Hummel remember me? Fashion boy. If you would just simply ask me which colors compliment my skin tone I could tell you in a matter of seconds and it would waste far less of our time and give you girls more time to get ready yourselves. Now anything red and anything dark go well with my skin tone. So let's work from there. "

Mercedes was the first to speak "OK Kurt sorry. Now is a vampire ok with you? Rachel had the same idea and personally I think it is genius and it will drive Puck positively wild." Her eyes got big at that last statement when she saw Kurt's immediate look of horror mixed with flattered surprise and she clapped her hand over her mouth. "OH MY GOD Kurt I was not supposed to say that. Oh man they are going to kill me now. Can you pretend like you don't know?"

Kurt was shocked into silence. He just kept blinking repeatedly his mind racing a million miles an hour. Oh my sweet mother of all things holy what has the world come to? Was this a joke? Was this Puck's way of getting even for something Kurt had said? He knew he could be a little bitchy sometimes but he wasn't entirely sure what he could have done to deserve such a cruel form of revenge? Then it hit him. He replayed the scene from earlier that day in the choir room.

He was sitting quietly in his seat at the back of the choir room filing his nails while everyone around him talked amongst themselves about plans for Halloween costumes, dates, how much candy they were going to eat. Since Kurt wasn't planning on doing anything besides sit at home and catch up on episodes of "Modern Family" he really didn't have anything to talk about. He looked around the room and saw Puck, Finn, and Sam talking to Mercedes and Rachel who were no doubt all going out together tonight. He went back to looking at his now perfectly filed and buffed nails and started humming to himself.

About ten minutes later he was flipping through the latest 'In style' magazine reading about some really gorgeous guy named Darren Criss and practically drooling over the defined arms and body on the boy and having dirty thoughts over what he would like to do to him. He heard someone approaching and immediately afraid his thoughts were being heard or he had accidently said something out loud he slammed the magazine shut and looked up to find Finn, Sam and a nervous looking Puck standing in front of him.

"Yes boys?" He asked inquisitively still slightly nervous that one of them had magically acquired mind reading skills and were there to torture him over his previously very graphic thoughts.

Finn was the first one to speak. Sam was not really paying attention obviously more interested watching Mercedes who was currently dancing with Rachel and singing some rap song Kurt didn't know. Puck was standing there wringing his hand together looking more nervous than Kurt had ever seen him before. Kurt wasn't completely sure what was going on there. He looked back at Finn as he spoke. "… so anyways we were wondering if you wanted to be our date tonight to Tina's Halloween party?"

Kurt had missed the first part of Finn's speech so was entirely shocked when he heard this. His jaw fell open and he looked between the three boys. Deciding that this was just their way of making sure he didn't have to celebrate Halloween alone he agreed. They all three broke out in smiles that made Kurt smile back at them brightly. Puck's smile though outshone the rest of theirs and Kurt watched as his nervousness seemed to fade away and be replaced by pure joy.

Kurt snapped back to reality and found he was already dressed in his costume apparently having been in a state of mind shock his body had still functioned without his knowledge and he had put it on. He looked at himself in the mirror and decided very quickly he liked what he saw.

His hair was parted in the middle looking slightly messy and shaggy. Thankfully his porcelain skin didn't really need much help being pale so all the makeup he needed was a bit of eyeliner around his eyes and some eye shadow to give his eyes a sunken in look and some very light red lipstick. Mercedes had somehow managed to find colored contacts; they were a light hazel color with tints of red in them. Fake vampire teeth that he had to admit were both comfortable and realistic looking. His shirt if you could call it that was very fitted and see through showing off his pale skin and his defined chest. The only part of his costume he was a little anxious on was the bottom. He wore a black mini skirt with tight black skinny jeans underneath with his black dress shoes that he hadn't worn since back when he recorded 'Single Ladies'.

He walked out of the bathroom and was met with both Mercedes and Rachel's appreciative whistles. Blushing as he looked at their costumes. Mercedes was dressed as Glinda from Wicked and Rachel dressed as Elphaba green skin and all.

"You guy's costumes are genius. You look great." He told them as they were walking downstairs.

His foot hit the bottom stair and he heard the doorbell ring. Immediately his heart sped up and he looked over at the two girls standing next to him looking back at him with knowing eyes.

He walked over smoothing his shirt down nervously. He opened the door and was greeted with the three boys Sam was some character from 'Avatar', Finn was dressed as Tony Romo, and Puck was a Zombie.

They all looked him up and down appreciatively and bounded into the house. All of them with the exception of Puck who apparently was stuck looking at Kurt's chest. Blushing under the attention Kurt grabbed Pucks hand and pulled him into the house so he could shut the door. This apparently snapped Puck out of his trance and he spoke. "Wow Kurt, you look amazing."

Blushing was not good for his whole dead walking vampire look but blush he did as he answered. "T..thanks Puck that means a lot. You look great too."

He looked over at the rest of the group who had fallen silent. They were all looking at them both with knowing expressions and smiled when Kurt blushed yet again.

This was going to be a long night he could already tell.

NEXT CHAPTER : The party.

Wasn't planning on this being a chapter fic but oh well.. here we go anyways.. hope you guys enjoy.

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