DISCLAIMER: I do not own Harry Potter! Seriously if I did I would not be eating tesco value cookies :)
This is my version of Dumbledore taking Harry to find a horcrux in HBP
If you flame i have marshmallows, yummy
Please review, I will share my cookies
Harry stood in Dumbledore's office eager to search for one of Voldemort's horcruxes. Dumbledore meanwhile was making the final preparations to his plans.
"I want you to do everything I tell you Harry, now please grab my arm" said Dumbledore
"But Hermione said you couldn't apparate in Hogwarts sir" said Harry
"That's a lie to stop people cheating in hide and seek"
"Who made that up?"
"Godric Gryffindor"
"Godric Gryffindor was an idiot"
"Yes well... Take my arm"
Harry took Dumbledore's arm and immediatly felt the unpleasant sensation of being forced through a tight, rubber tube.
As he regained his bearings Harry realised they were standing in a dead looking place in front of something called Aldi's.
"Sir, why are we here?" asked Harry
"Voldemort thought that since Tesco has gotten so powerful, no one really shopped at Aldi's anymore and so no one was likely to come across the horcrux"
"Voldemort is also an idiot"
"Well yes…" Dumbledore produced a shovel from one of his larger pockets "Start digging Harry"
"But sir!"
"Harry I told you to do as I say"
"Fine…"
"Meanwhile I'm going to go have a joint… Er I mean cigarette" said Dumbledore, before walking away.
"Bloody drugged up hippy making me, the Chosen One, dig a hole" grumbled Harry
"I heard that" called back Dumbledore
"Shit"
3 hours later
"Sir your getting really twitchy" said Harry kinda alarmed
"Yes well I never had enough for my joint… er I mean cigarette"
"If I never knew better I'd say you had a secret stash of that stuff here and not a horcrux"
Dumbledore looked guiltily at Harry and Harry began digging faster.
1 hour later
"And then I was like Gellert that's not cool man she's my sister and he ran away" said Dumbledore
"That sucks dude" said Harry, patting the headmaster on the shoulder
"Totally"