Okay. This is going to look weird, but really, read through till the end. Forgive me. I'll explain at the end, why I did something so horrific XD

Eric/Kyle

Kyle ran up the stairs, bursting through Eric Cartman's bedroom door. He let out a choked sob when he saw the blood all over the room. He rushed forward, collapsing next to his secret crush. "Oh Eric, why'd you do it?!" He cried, sobbing into the sheets, "Why did you hurt yourself like this?!"

"Because Kahl. I love you too much. I can't handle the pain anymore." The handsome brunet choked out.

"Oh Eric! Don't you know that I love you to?! Can't you tell?! I want to be with you forever and ever!" Kyle lunged up onto the bed, hugging Eric closely.

"Kahl, stop. You're just toying with my emotions." Eric cried, tears rolling down his face. "I can't handle you playing me around like this Kahl. Don't you know how much I love you? I write poems for you all the time, I dream of you at night. I love you so so so much."

"Then why did you hurt yourself?" Kyle whispered, holding onto Eric's bloodied hands.

"Because I knew you'd never feel the same." Eric whispered back, sniffling to himself.

"No, that's not true. I love you so much! I always have!"

"Marry me Kahl?" Eric asked gruffly, using his sheets to mop up his bloody wrists.

"Of course Eric! I love you!"

Kenny/Kyle

Kenny ran over to Kyle, grabbing onto the back of his coat. "What are you doing?!" He cried, trying to tug the redhead away from the edge of the cliff.

Kyle turned big teary eyes to Kenny "I just can't do it anymore, you know? I can't. I love you too much dude. I can't deal with seeing you with other people." He shook his head, tears splashing onto the snow covered ground below them.

"No Kyle! I love you too. If you had just told me, I would have stopped dating other people!" Kenny cried, pulling Kyle in for a mind searing kiss.

"Oh Kenny! I love you so much!" Kyle whispered, hugging his blond boyfriend.

"I love you too. I'll even stop drinking for you!" Kenny smiled brightly, staring down at his little love.

"Oh thank you Kenny!"

Stan/Kyle

"How come you broke up with Wendy?" Kyle asked as they skipped rocks across Stark's pond.

"Cause I'm in love with someone else." Stan shrugged, giving Kyle a little smile.

"Who?"

"You."

"OMG REALLY STAN?!" Kyle flung himself at his best friend, talking him to the ground.

"Yes Kyle. I love you more than I could ever love Wendy. You're the most important thing in the world to me. I don't know what I'd do without you. You are just so amazing, and so much more beautiful than she could ever be."

"Mm. Stan." They shared a few heated kisses before a voice startled them.

"OMG STAN?! YOU'RE WITH KYLE?!" Wendy screamed, staring at the boys in horror.

"Yes Wendy. He's more amazing than you could ever be, and I just love him so much, you know?"

"Okay Stan. I understand." Wendy smiled, and the three friends got up and went to Shakey's for some pizza.

END

Okay. So I've been reading a lot of random fics recently, trying to find a good read. A lot of them look like the above fics here. I'm...I hope to God my writing doesn't look like that normally. It's really bugging me that fanfics written like that, get more reviews than mine do. I think my fics are at least a little bit in character, you know? Give me your opinions, please~