Sorry if I'm being a freak…….hehehe
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------KCA-chan: Hello! And welcome to: THE YOUICHI INTERVIEW!!!!!!
Audience: WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(they're all girls…)
KCA-chan: Before the show, KCA-chan slipped pills into Youichi's drink and it made him 3 years old again!!!!!!!!!! The others are 16, by the way.
Audience: WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KCA-chan: Now, let's welcome the dangerous, the adorable, the uber-kawaii: YOUICHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KCA-chan: Hey, that's not right, its supposed to be "WHOO!!!!"
spirits attack audience
KCA-chan: Oh.
Youichi enters
KCA-chan: Youichi, can you please make the spirits disappear?
Youichi: …
…more spirits
KCA-chan: MIKAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mikan enters
spirits go away
KCA-chan: Mikan, can you just stay here until the interview is over?
Mikan: M'kay!
Youichi and Mikan sit down
Mikan: Natsume!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come out here!!!!!!!!!!!!
KCA-chan: Why are we calling Natsume-kun?
Mikan: He can control Youichi better that I can.
Natsume enters
Natsume: Dammit, polka-dots, you're so noisy.
Natsume sits down, Youichi transfers to his lap
Ep. 10 Youichi and Natsume scene
Audience: KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KCA-chan: Okay! Time for the actual interview!!!!!!!!!!! Youichi, how old are you?
Youichi holds up 3 fingers
Audince and KCA-chan: AWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natsume: What kind of question is that?
KCA-chan: Actually, KCA-chan just wanted to see Youichi hold up his fingers because he's soo cute!
Natsume: You're a baka, just like Mikan.
KCA-chan: Does that mean you love KCA-chan?
Natsume: WTF? No way! Why would I?
KCA-chan: Well, you said that KCA-chan was like Mikan, and you love Mikan!
Natsume: What?! No I don't!
KCA-chan: Yes you do, watch. ( to Youichi) Youichi, does daddy love mommy?
Youichi: Yes, duh, of couwse.
KCA-chan: (to Natsume) See? See?
gives Youichi a cookie
Natsume: …..
KCA-chan's hair starts to burn
KCA-chan: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! OHMIGOD!!!!!!!! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!! MIKAN!!!HELP!!!!!!!!!!
fire stops
Mikan: Here's something that will make your hair grow back!
hair grows back and becomes prettier than before
KCA-chan: Thanks Mikan! You're nice, not like Natsume.
Natsume glares
KCA-chan: Okay……hehe…next question….Youichi, what were mommy and daddy doing last night?
Youichi: Mommy and daddy were making noises in daddy's room.
another cookie
Mikan and Natsume: YOUICHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (blushing)
Youichi: Yes?
Natsume: That's it, I'm leaving!!!!!!!!!!!
Youichi grabs "daddy's hand
Youichi: But daddy……
puppy-dog pout
Audience: NYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natsume: ugh, I can't believe that still works.
KCA-chan: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natsume glares
KCA-chan: Okay! Youichi, can you turn into a 13-year-old, right now?
Youichi: Okay.
turns into a 13-year-old
KCA-chan: YAY!!!!!!!!!! Now, you're cute AND hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Youichi: Thanks…I guess….
KCA-chan: So Youichi, do you have a crush, or someone you like?
Youichi: Well, there is this girl…
Audience: Ohhhh!!!!!!!!!
Youichi: She's always smiling and she keeps on saying "never give up!". She's so annoying!!! But…… I can't stop thinking about her….
KCA-chan: Wow! Sounds like a "MikanxNatsume" love story doesn't it?
Well, that's all we have time for! AND Natsume has been wanting to burn me ever since KCA-chan asked Youichi what they were doing last night!!!!
KCA-chan runs away
Natsume runs after KCA-chan
Everybody starts running to try to stop Natsume
Everybody loses 50 pounds
THE END
Well, that was short….I love making oneshots!
Long stories…..take long….
R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!