I Kissed a Roy

by Nimblefoot13

Just a songfic/crack fic for laughs! I'm pretty sure you can tell by the title that it's RoyXEd humor, so if you're easily offended or you don't like these, don't read it. Rated T to be safe (one bad word). No flames, thanks!

Hi guys, just a quick note: no flames please! Go easy on me! Fire is dangerous to everyone but Roy Mustang and as you can tell, I am not an anime character.

Disclaimer: I don't own Katy Perry's songs or Fullmetal alchemist

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I Kissed a Roy

It didn't go the way I planned, not my intention

I got so pissed of being teased, lost my discretion

It's not what he's used to, just need to try it out

I'm curious for you, caught my attention

I kissed a Roy and I liked it,

The taste of his flame alchemy

I kissed a Roy just to try it

I hope his girlfriends don't mind it

It felt so wrong,

But mostly right

I think I'm in love tonight

I kissed a Roy and I liked it

I liked it

No, you don't call me by my name

I'm just Fullmetal

I'm just your stupid little game-

No pun intended

I'm your subordinate, not how I should behave

I bet you're so confused, 'cause I can't obey

I kissed a bastard and liked it

The taste of his flame alchemy

I kissed a Roy just to try it,

I hope Riza doesn't mind it

It felt so wrong

But mostly right

I think I'm in love tonight

I kissed a Roy and I liked it,

I liked it

Mustang is so adorable,

mussed hair, dark eyes, and so irritable

Hard to resist so touchable

Too good not hit him

I guess this is bad, I'm underage

I kissed a Roy and he liked it,

The taste of our awesome alchemy

He kissed me back just to try it,

I hope Winry doesn't mind it

It felt so wrong,

But mostly right

I got a boyfriend last night

I kissed a Roy and he liked it

He liked it