The Truths of the Uchiha Massacre
So, my friends and I decided that the way it happened in Naruto was sooooo not how the Uchihas all died. We all came up with 'what really happened' and I found them all so funny, that I wanted to share them with my fellow anime lovers! The odd thing is that it all started with me running up to them before school shouting "Itachi-chan didn't kill the Uchihas!" Odd, no?
Okay, so I don't own Naruto, because if I did, Naruto would have to share the main character spot with Rock Lee. I do own the ideas that aren't in the manga/anime, aside from the ones that my friends came up with, and I will give them credit when I write those parts.
The Truths of the Uchiha Massacre
Chapter 1 (as told by Jacky)
Guess who killed the Uchihas? No, not Itachi with his pony tail and nail polish! It was KuroLee!
Kuro was mad that Fugaku was all "Itachi's so much better than you Sasuke!" even though Sasuke was trying his hardest to please him. Really, sasuke tried so hard and was at the top of his class, but he couldn't beat Itachi.
So, while snooping waiting for Itachi and Sasuke, Kuro found out that the Uchihas were going to give Sasuke to Orochimaru for whatever sick reason they had.
She told Itachi and Sasuke about their plan, and both were outraged. (A/N- I think you would be too if you were going to be given to Oro-fag…) Itachi told Kuro and Sasuke that he had been angered by the fact that Fugaku was so mean to Sasuke in the first place, so he suggested revenge!
The plan was that Kuro would sneak into the Uchiha complex a week later, and kill all of the Uchihas besides Itachi, Sasuke, and Mokoto. After this, Itachi would take credit and run off to join the Akatsuki while secretly passing information to Konaha through Kuro, who would follow him stealthily and pass the info along. This would leave Sasuke all alone, and since Mokoto hated Fugaku for his treatment of Sasuke they would leave her alive.
What happened was that Kuro killed the Uchihas while Itachi was giving Sasuke his last words and whatnot. Just as she was going to kill Fugaku, Sasuke and Itachi walked through the door. They were just in time
for the main show; but it went terribly wrong. When Kuro killed Fugaku, they were at the top of the stairs, he fell down the stairs and (since he was uber-fat) crushed poor Mokoto- bringing them both to their doom.
So, all the Uchihas, besides the so sexy emo brothers, were killed that night. Sasuke is still sort of mad about his mom dying, but he has mostly forgiven Kuro and now blames his father. He pretends to hate Itachi for the sake of his mission in Akasuki (and his safety, though Sasuke would never admit it). Itachi took the blame/credit as planned and is doing quite well with his deception of Akasuki (A/N- which might be coming to a bloody end now that I'm writing this, let's hope Akasuki doesn't have internet!), thought he has developed a liking of purple nail polish.. And Kuro is always exhausted from running back and forth between Akasuki and Konoha while trying not to get caught (the only reason Sasuke forgave her for Mokoto's demise: because she suffers all the time for killing them all).
End
Wow, that was short… Hope you liked it, it was written in under an hour, so it's not the best; Just my point of view on the Uchiha deaths. Hopefully more to come! 'Till then, Bye!
-KuroLeeJounichi