A/N This for anyone who wants to be part of my army of food. Basically i will make my own song and story. This first chapter is a parody of Olly Murs Army of two. Enjoy!
I came. I saw.
Tore down these walls.
SHUT ONE FRIDGE. I found another.
FOOD WILL BEAT THE CUPBOARDS.
If it's me, You choose. I can't lose.
I'm in love with FOOD AND IT loveS me too.
Yeah!
Don't ever change and I'll stay the same. Soldiers, follow my lead. Repeat after me. I took a vow to never let THE FRIDGE down.
We'll be EATING in the same direction.
We'll never lose this connection.
Nothing they can do to stop this army of FOOD
We're marching to the future, yeah it's me and you.
BOILED EGG is the bullet, TOAST is the gun.
FOOD is all we need.
Now our fear's on the run, we've already won.
Now march with the FORK and raise your KNIFE.
We've only just begun.
When it's us there ain't no competition.
I could be the ONE, on which you're wishing.
I never doubted for a moment, it's true.
I love all of you, if you love me too.
Yeah!
Don't ever change and I'll stay the same. Soldiers, follow my lead. Repeat after me. Only just begun. Only just begun. Only just begun
We'll be EATING in the same direction.
We'll never lose this connection.
Nothing they can do to stop this army of FOOD
We're marching to the future, yeah it's me and you.
BOILED EGG is the bullet, TOAST is the gun.
FOOD is all we need.
Now our fear's on the run, we've already won.
Now march with the FORK and raise your KNIFE.
We've only just begun.
Yeah!
Don't ever change and I'll stay the same. Soldiers, follow my lead. Repeat after me.
We'll be EATING in the same direction.
We'll never lose this connection.
Nothing they can do to stop this army of FOOD
We're marching to the future, yeah it's me and you.
BOILED EGG is the bullet, TOAST is the gun.
FOOD is all we need.
Now our fear's on the run, we've already won.
Now march with the FORK and raise your KNIFE.
We've only just begun.
A/N I hope you like it. I think it's safe to say i dont own army of two. Oliver Murs does (yes, that's his actual name). Please join the army of food. Your fridge needs you!
P.S We're fighting against the cupboards and all vegetables. Only the freezer is on our side. Everything else is neutral. In the review say what your codename is and you WILL be mentiond in the future chapters. Your codename can just be your favourite food. Please say whether you want to be on the the side of the cupboards or the fridge or the neutral army. (Neutral consists of fruit, pots and pans, ovens e.t.c).