The Ultimative Naru-OC-Sue avoidance!

A/N: Hey, people! XD How're you doing? I'm currently stuck with a writers-block and I just read a Mary-Sue-guide, which made me laugh so hard. So, I've decided to make one with Naruto too!

Please, tell me what you think! Review!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto! It's all Kishimoto Masashi's!
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Hi! How're you?

Have you ever heard of a 'Mary-Sue'? Or a 'Gary-Stue'?

Well, let me tell you exactly what that is, if you don't know!

Mary-Sue/Gary-Stue is an expression for a character, that has a temper-problem, bad attitude, way too "beautiful", low self-esteem at some points and has everyone dazzled by their beauty, althought they are the biggest jerks ever. Also, they have too much power and are said to be better than others.

Now, I've seen different Own Characters in Naruto fanfictions… And to tell you guys the truth, none of them are very creative. Or even REALISTIC.

Let's start, okay?

1. – Your person CAN NOT have a demon inside of itself.

This one… Is the BIGGEST TABOO, a Naruto-writer can commit. Your character is COMPLETELY unavailable of getting a tailed demon inside of it. Why? Well, because, that is INSTANTLY Mary-Sue and will piss off everyone, who is a hardcore Narutard. Which results in you getting flames and you being pissy-moody and yeah, you know what I mean.

Naruto and Gaara are the only ones in the manga, who has a demon. PERIOD. Granted, Gaara got his sucked out of him, but COME ON. That bubble-blowing dude in Shippuuden and Sora-whatever-his-name-was are filler-dudes. They don't matter. It was NEVER shown in the manga that Sora had a 'part of Kyuubis almighty fart-smelling chakra, so now he is the almighty baby, that is to be feared of anyone!'. –Cough- bad Naru-chan-past, please.

Well… Looking back at the manga-chapters, the bubble-blowing-dude is shown in a cover as the former Jinchuriki, but really, Madara already said that all the Bijuu's was captured, except the Nine tails and eight tails. So, bubble-blowing-dude is the FORMER jinchuriki. And you CAN NOT have the bijuu, that was inside of him, since MADARA took it and it's INSTANT Mary-Sue if your character go inside Akatsuki's hide-out, get the demon in some crazy way and BAIM, JINCHURIKI TIME.

2. – Your person CAN NOT be a Kage!

In the mentioned nations of the Naruto World, there are already Kages. If you make your own nation, then it would be a whole other story, as long as you make it realistic as possible!

I'll make an example of an OC, being Kage in a land, that already HAS a Kage.

Hikari no Ayhima stood silently at the Kage-monument of the Hidden Grass Village. Her long robe swayed gracefully behind her, as the wind played with her long, curly and beautiful hair.

Now, that was just an example. I have not made my OC like that, so you CAN NOT use that against me in a flame, so HA.

Do you realize how unrealistic that sounds? We all know the Kage's have been revealed, so don't make up stupid excuses for making your character one of those people.

3. – Your character CAN NOT be stronger than a Kage.

That sort of speaks for itself, doesn't it?

Now, this is instant Mary-Sue if you do this.

Your OC, merely a Genin, Chunin, Jounin or ANBU-member, CAN NOT be stronger than a Kage. Maybe, nearly as strong, granted. If you decide to do that, then make a special story about her powers and strength and show that in the most realistic and un-Sue like way.

Now, I do not care if your Genin-OC is a 'prodigy'. To be blunt, that is the worst excuse for a GENIN to be stronger than a Kage.

Prodigy… Tch, if your OC was such a prodigy, then show its true strength and powers!

4. – Your character CAN NOT be 'better' than an original character.

This rule doesn't only go for Naruto. It's a general rule.

This is the DUMBEST thing about Sues. They think they're great and better than anyone else. WHICH THEY'RE NOT.

Your character can not be 'better' than the original characters to something, that is THEIR own thing. Like, Sakura's 'earthquakes'. You can't just make a 'better one than hers and Tsunades together!' Instant Mary-Sue, dear ones.

5. – Jutsu's.

This one is HUGE.

Your character CAN NOT have a signature jutsu from another original character.

Like the Rasengan. Only Minato, Jiraiya, Naruto and Konohamaru knows(knew, for Jiraiya and Minato's sake) this jutsu and no one else is able to learn it. Get it?

6. – Relatives and clans.

First off, NO, you're very much unavailable of being a Uchiha. Why? Because EVERYONE is dead, except Madara and Sasuke, so NO ONE can be one, EVEN IF you come up with stupid excuses like: "But, she/he never lived with the other Uchiha's!".

Hyuuga: Your character, surprisingly, IS capable of being a Hyuuga. IF. You don't claim yourself to be Hiashi's long-lost daughter/son. Hiashi only has Hanabi and Hinata. His wife is unknown. Get it?

Uzumaki & Namikaze: Naruto's mother, who had the surname 'Uzumaki', is stated to be from the Whirlpool. And we don't know much of the village OR her family, so choosing here is capable, as long as you don't say your character is Naruto's brother or sister. 'Cause, Kushina and Minato only had Naruto.

The Namikaze, we don't know of either other than Minato. So, choosing here is much freely too.

Other clans like Akimichi, Aburame, Yamanaka, Nara and Inuzuka is fine, as long as you don't say you're siblings with Chouji, Shino, Ino, Shikamaru or Kiba and Hana.

7. – Akatsuki.

NO, YOU CAN NOT BE AN AKATSUKI-MEMBER. The Akatsuki-group are the Ninja-nations' worst criminals combined and can not get some random criminal into their group. That is Instant-Sue.

8. – Relationships with canon character.

If you want to make your own character in a relationship with a guy from Naruto, make it as REALISTIC as POSSIBLE. Remember, this is not Shoujo, there's supposed to be a reason to fall in love, not random fluff like 'love at first sight'.

That's it! I'll leave you guys for now!

Please review!

- Kitsune.