Fearless is back, baby! With something completely new, too(: I hope you have fun reading this, I kinda wrote it on a whim.
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Tawni's Tips for Dating Chad
Chapter One
Tawni Tip Number One: If you like a boy, tell him. Boys aren't smart enough to figure something like that out on their own.
"Remember Hayden? You made me tell him how I felt!"
"And look how that turned out..."
"Sonny, Sonny, Sonny... whatever do you mean?"
"Tawni, do you have a boyfriend?"
"Well, technically, I'm still 'dating' James Conroy!"
"Tawni!"
"No..."
Tawni Tip Number Two: Flirting is key.
"You know that 'good, good, fine, fine' thing you do? That's flirting!"
"What, Tawni? That's insane!"
"Well it is!"
"No, it's not. That's arguing!"
"Still..."
Tawni Tip Number Three: You have to look hot.
"Boys like hot! That's why boys like me! And last time I checked I was still pretty!"
"Tawni."
"Yes?"
"How do you come up with this crap?"
"Look, have you ever seen She's the Man?"
"Um... no?"
"I'll quote it for you then. 'Is your sister hot?'
"'Um, I guess so? She's got a great personality.'
"'Eww...'
"Guys like good looking. And you have... potential."
Tawni Tip Number Four: Guys don't always have to make the first move.
"Tawni, since when do you make the first move?"
"Oh, I don't, but you can!"
"Seriously, Tawni? It doesn't even matter! There is nothing going on with me and Ch—anyone!"
"Y'know, I'm just going to forgive that little mess up I just heard and pretend that I didn't hear it; but, really, Sonny, really?"
"You even sound like Chad now!"
"Do you think about Chip Drama Pants a lot, Munroe?"
"Well, it depends. Sometimes when I want to look... Wait! This is a trap!"
"Do you like Chad?"
"Yeah, but... What? Of course I don't like Chad!"
"Oh, come on, Sonny! I know you like him! And, according to Portlyn, he like you, too!"
"Since when do you talk to Portlyn?"
"Since we decided you and Chad would make the perfect couple!"
Tawni Tip Number Five: Take action. You can't just sit there and wait for something to happen!
"Chad."
"Munroe."
"So..."
"So, um, why'd you come to talk to me? Trouble in Chuckle City?"
"No... I was just wondering..."
"Wondering about what, Sonny?"
"I was wondering about us!"
"What about us?"
"Well... uh, you know how on Gilroy's show you said you thought that I was, um, kinda cute... and, uh, I said that I would be lying if I said I wasn't, um, attracted to you..."
"Yeah."
"I was kinda wondering where we stood. Like, we're frienemies, but I might like you as a little bit more than a, um, friend?"
"Thank God, Munroe! You... wait. You like me? Like like like like me? (Sorry, couldn't resist :] )
"Um... maybe? No?"
"That's a shame..."
"I thought Chad Dylan Cooper doesn't date girls who aren't blonde. Especially perky brunettes from Wisconsin that star on comedy shows..."
"You're right. Chad Dylan Cooper doesn't... but the other Chad, Chad Dylan Goldfarb, does."
"So, what are you saying?"
"That I might want to date you."
"Might? That's a shame."
"I'll pick you up at six."
"Fine."
"Fine."
"Good."
"Good."
"So we're good then?"
"Oh, we are so good."
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Bon appétit, mes lectures. There you have it. So, I have an idea in mind for a sequel. "Portlyn's Tips to Asking out Sonny?" And... then, I was thinking about writing a multi-chapter... I've approached another writer with the idea of co-writing a story... so we'll see how that goes. Tell me what you think about a sequel! I know you guys are reading... you just apparently don't enjoy reviewing. Anyway, special thanks to all my reviewers, especially GrangerDanger112 and Everafterjunkie!