Damn Pet Names! [Mail Jeevas One-Shot]

Konnichiwa! Second one-shot, can you believe it!? Or, er, first one shot? Aww damn! It's like a mix of both, seeing as how I wrote a two shot first, but you understand my point, right? I'm sure you do! :3 Anyways, I'm sure you know Mail Jeevas is from Death Note and he is a popular one shot subject from what I've seen, so I said, "Why not?" and I posted a one shot! :D I hope you enjoy it and I'd really appreciate it if you would message me or rate it. Just a little feed back, good or bad, please? Baibai!

She sat there innocently and quietly playing her "Super Mario 64" on her Nintendo DS, her brunette wavy hair falling gently out of her messy bun and into her delicate gray eyes.

He sat there, a cigarette butt clenched between his teeth. His red hair fell over his red tint goggles and he seemed to be trying to focus on the game, desperately trying to win against the Mario master.

"You won't," The red head began. "You can't or at least shouldn't Kaylee." He sighed. "Aww, c'mon! It's my birthday! At least let me believe I beat you once!" Matt growled. Kaylee giggled as a scarred blond walked in the door. He shut the door behind him and took a seat next to Kaylee.

"Guys, do me a favor and keep the noise down. Especially the pounds on the wall and the groans when you lose Matt." He sighed. "The mafia thinks she's in here pleasuring you for your birthday and it's getting harder to convince them otherwise."

Kaylee giggled once again and the blond narrowed his eyes on her. She covered her mouth and said between her fingers, "Me have sex with Matt? Not happening, Mello. We joke about it but that's about it."

Mello rolled his eyes and looked at his friend's fallen expression. Did Matt want to have sex with her? They have known each other since childhood but had barely anything in common except for the liking of videogames and even in that there was a slight difference! Matt as obsessed and Kaylee played only in her spare time.

A smile crept onto Mello's face as Matt looked up, his sad expression hidden. "What's so funny?" Matt asked, slightly annoyed now. Mello shook his head at his friend and turned to Kaylee.

"Well if it will never happen why would you joke about it? Maybe you want to have sex with Matt; you just don't wanna admit it."

Kaylee curled her toes inside her shoes nearly ready to punch Mello in the face for being right. Kaylee did like Matt, hell, she loved him! But Matt could do way better than her. He did do better than her on days he was laid. He had no problem bringing a drop dead beautiful girl to the apartment they shared and he had NO problem "hinting" for her to leave.

Kaylee took a silent deep breath, uncurling her toes, but Mello was laughing causing her to want to punch him again. "Ha! I knew it. You want to bang him, Kaylee! Admit it!" Mello laughed taking a bite of chocolate he just pulled out of his leather vest pocket.

Matt looked up at her waiting for her to reply. All he saw, however, was a blush and welled up tears just waiting to fall out.

Matt stood up now, dropping his DS on the ground next to hers. Kaylee stood up so fast he missed it. "Shut the fuck up, Mello!" She screamed at the blond, fists balled, face red, and tears streaming. "You know what!? Yeah! I like Matt enough that I'd like to 'bang' him but why would he want to 'bang' me?" She screamed forgetting Matt was there. "He can obviously do so much better than me! Bringing back these beautiful girls to the apartment 'hinting' for me to get the fuck out!" She continued.

The words stung Matt deeply. "The only thing I'll ever be good for around here is just doing work, cleaning this damn mess, and just being a plain servant! I obviously mean very little to him!" Kaylee cried, breathing heavily from screaming. "Except for being a god damn opponent for video games. But you could've just kept your fucking mouth shut, Mello, and let it stay that way. It's better that way!" She finished. Mello gasped at her explosion. He didn't think she'd explode. He didn't think she was even capable of it. He got the confession he wanted, but never expected the explosion.

Kaylee began to massage her temples, her head spinning from lack of air. Did she really just scream a love confession for the red head? She mentally slapped herself, jumping as she felt a strong hand grasp her shoulder. She stopped breathing for a moment, making her head spin faster, finally remembering who the only person could be. The object of the "discussion" and the birthday boy himself.

Her breath came back to her and she freed her shoulder from his grasp, turning to face him. She kept her face down as she mumbled, "I'm sorry Matt for ruining your birthday with my nonsense. I have a present for you in the closet in the apartment if you still want it." Kaylee then spun on her heel and bolted out the door past the mafia.

Matt looked at Mello gasping just like Mello was. They both shook their heads and Mello spoke first. "Uhh…Matt?" He whispered.

"Yeah?" He spat.

"I," Mello tried. "I was just trying to get her to confess. I-I saw your expression when she denied the first time. I was only trying to help."

Matt smiled at his friend. "I get it Mello, I get it. However, if you don't mind," Matt said. "I need to get back to the apartment before she comes back from her walk."

Mello raised an eyebrow and Matt chuckled. "Whenever she's upset like that she runs out and talks a walk." He explained. "Besides that," he continued walked to the door. "I have to make the setting a 'bangable' setting now don't I?" He laughed. Mello nodded, taking another bite of his chocolate, and smiled.

"Be safe. I don't want a present from you two right now." Matt laughed and hurried out the door and to the apartment he and Kaylee shared.

Kaylee grabbed the keys to her shared apartment and shakily unlocked the lock. She twisted the knob and opened the door, a faint glow coming from her room. He couldn't be in there could he? The door shut behind her and Kaylee felt warm breath caress her neck. "Welcome back." The familiar voice said. Two arms snaked around her waist and two soft lips planted gentle kisses down her neck.

She bit her lip holding her moans. "P-p-please M-matt." She begged. His kisses trailed back up her neck and to her ear where he began to nibble. His hands moved themselves onto her hips and under her shirt. His hands felt like ice against her skin and she couldn't help letting out a moan. He laughed softly, his fingertips sliding up her sides making her shiver in delight. When he finally hit her bra his lips returned to her neck searching for that one special spot. Kaylee subconsciously tilted her head to the side allowing him more room. Once he found her soft spot he began to suck roughly while his fingers slipped under her bra and began to lightly massage her breasts.

Kaylee's conscience finally took over her again and she tried once more. "M-m-matt!" She gasped. "M-matt! P-please stop! T-this," Her loud moan ended her sentence as he squeezed her breast. His lips left her neck, a fresh new hickey on her neck, and trailed up to her ear. "Do you really want me to stop?" He asked her. Kaylee closed her eyes, loving and hating the situation. She loved the feel of his skin against hers and his breath against her neck but this couldn't continue like she wanted it too. It shouldn't!

The pads of his thumbs ran over her nipples, kissing her neck and cheek in random spots for a few moments allowing her to think. Kaylee didn't want this to stop and she didn't have to the will to fight it, so why not go with what she wanted? There were three outcomes if she continued. One, she and Matt may end up dating. Two, he may just be really desperate and they will become friends with benefits. Three, the same as option two only everything will change between them and everything will be really awkward from this point on.

Figuring there was only one way to find out, Kaylee took Matt's wrists and pulled them out from under her shirt. She then spun around and looked him in the eyes. "You're right, Mail, I don't want this to stop and I guess I'm not going to try and stop it, but this is your birthday. Not mine. So let's turn this around a little bit, okay? When it's my birthday we'll do it this way. 'Kay?" She asked. Matt smiled and opened his mouth, but before he could speak Kaylee stopped him and immediately kissed him, fireworks erupting from both.

Kaylee led him to the bed, their night and his birthday just beginning.

Kaylee and Matt sat down on the couch, playing on their DS's once again. Kaylee owning him in a VS. race to collect five stars.

Matt, keeping his eyes on his Mario and her Yoshi began to kiss the hallow behind her ear. "No cheating." Kaylee giggled.

"For it to be cheating I'd have to be using a controller. Kaylee took her right hand and slapped his right hand away from his buttons. "Now that's cheating missy." Matt growled, placing his hands back on the buttons.

"We're even." She mumbled, getting the last star hanging off the Chain Chomps chain. "Three seconds." She whispered. TIMES UP appeared on both of their screens and Kaylee giggled at Matt's sour face. "Now what does the winner get?" She giggled.

Matt perked up as he took both of their DS's and set them next to him. He then pulled her onto his lap and leaned back against the couch. "You just barely beat me."

"Sore loser."

"Yes I am." He fake growled. He then took her face in both his hands and pulled her face an inch away from his. "But you are still the winner and the winner always gets the prize." He whispered slamming his lips against hers. They began a heated kiss earning wolf whistles and cheers from the mafia. Mello rolled his eyes but smiled, happy for his friends. Kaylee pulled away, blushing so hard it'd put a tomato to shame. "Oh that's right," Matt began; a wide grin across his face. "You don't like PDA, do you?" He asked. She glared at him and he pulled her face back to his beginning another kiss.

The mafia wolf whistled and cheered a little more before Kaylee finally pulled back. "I need to breathe you know."

Matt grabbed her right wrist and kissed it as apology. "I love you babe." He whispered.

Kaylee just rolled her eyes and smiled. "Damn pet names."

"Oh you love me and you love it when I call you babe."

"I love you too babe."