Title: Roll in the Hay
Author: dfriendly
Prompt(s): Hay
Rating/Warnings: PG? – suggestiveness.
Word Count: 148
Summary: Uther puts 2 and 2 together.
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There was – most definitely, Uther decided – a piece of hay in his son's hair.
He almost hadn't noticed it, as the foreign article nearly blended into the fairness of Arthur's hair. But then Uther saw how it stuck out awkwardly from beneath his crown, and then how strange a texture it was, before finally seeing that it was just a shade off from the rest of Arthur's head.
Yes, unmistakably, a piece of hay.
Just what Arthur was doing with hay in his hair Uther didn't really want to know. And now that he'd noticed it, he could hardly ignore it for the rest of the feast.
"…hay in your hair."
Uther turned his head at the word, seeing Arthur's manservant extracting something from Morgana's handmaiden's dark locks.
Arthur's manservant smiled cheekily as the maid blushed, her eyes darting toward the prince.
Uther really didn't want to know.
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A/N: Just what they were doing in the hay is entirely up to you ;)