A/N: I actually wrote this a long time ago, and now I feel the need to share it for some reason. And I kind of want to hold a Casting Call to make this happen and post on YouTube, but I think I'd need some artist to make a good thumbnail or something.
I am not the great Hatori, because I never would've come up with this awesome manga/anime idea. And I can't write original songs, only parodies like this. And Disney is awesome.
[Tamaki]
Let's get down to business
To impress our guests.
No girl will look at you
With the way you dress.
But you got those eyes, you've got that charm!
And your face is just too cute!
Mister, I'll make a host out of you!
Beauty in and outward,
Like a work of art.
Just be kind and honest;
Speak with all your heart!
Call my hairdresser, buy some contacts,
And get him to wear this suit.
And I will make a host out of you!
[Hikaru]
You're gonna have to put this on.
[Haruhi]
I don't understand, why must I?
[Kaoru]
Don't ask more questions, just get in the outfit.
[Honey]
Wow, you look great, Haru-chan!
[Mori]
Hm!
[Haruhi]
Are you sure about this, Senpai?
[Kyoya]
Get a thousand guests and we'll forget your debt!
[Chorus]
Be a host!
[Tamaki]
You'll have to know how to court the ladies.
[Chorus]
Be a host!
[Tamaki]
And give them the love that they deserve.
[Chorus]
Be a host!
[Tamaki]
You have to get them to show their smile
And soon you'll be a great host, take my word!
Time to start your training;
Now, just do your best.
We will see how you do,
We'll be near, don't fret!
I don't get it, how's
He such a pro?
It's as if he isn't new.
The natural type host is you.
[Chorus]
Be a host!
[Tamaki]
You'll have to know how to court the ladies.
[Chorus]
Be a host!
[Tamaki]
And give them the love that they deserve.
[Chorus]
Be a host!
[Tamaki]
You have to get them to show their smile
And soon you'll be a great host, take my word!
[Chorus]
Be a host!
You'll have to know how to court the ladies.
(Be a host!)
And give them the love that they deserve.
(Be a host!)
You have to get them to show their smile
And soon you'll be a great host, take my word!
[Host Club]
Yeah!