October 17th, 2008
My Partner
First of all. I don't normally do this. I'm not the type of girl who talks about every boring detail in her life. That's not me. I'm more of a behind the scenes kinda gal. I watch what happens in the world and then I tell it like it is. It's for that reason that I'm one of the top investigative/crime reporters in Metropolis. I currently work at the Daily Planet, the world's most respected newspaper. Even though I still have a lot to learn (my spelling for example could be much better) I wouldn't trade my job for anything. But like I said before, I'm not writing this blog to share about my life. I'm writing this because I have a question that has gone unanswered for too long now…where the hell is Smallville?
Who is Smallville you ask? Smallville is my annoying co-worker and partner, Clark Kent. I would love to say that I just met the clumsy farm boy but that would be a lie. I've known Smallville for years, ever since I found him in that cornfield stark naked. I know, weird first encounter but honestly for Clark that kind of thing is normal. I guess it's because Smallville, the town where Clark grew up, always seems to be in the middle of strange things. I mean the place was hit by not just one but two meteor showers. A few years ago I personally found a spaceship very close to the local Smallville dam and let's not mention all the various meteor infected people living in the town of Smallville. Weirdest thing that's happened in Smallville? To me personally…it would probably be when I put on some special lipstick and suddenly had the hots for Smallville. Normally I would think that was a sick joke but unfortunately I have the "Clark & Lois Forever" fake tattoo and the White snake CD to prove it. EW! I mean Smallville is handsome if you like nerdy tall farm boys who have the most beautiful blue eyes and the most amazing smile…because I don't. No not me. I barely have platonic feelings for Smallville. He drives me crazy.
The thing is I really don't have a problem with Clark. I mean we butt heads and don't exactly agree on anything but he's always there for me when I need him most. I mean when a certain multi-million bachelor broke my heart, Clark come over with Rocky Road and a sholder that I reluctantly cried on. But I would just like to know for once where he disappears off to.
I mean one minute we'll be downtown searching for my cousin Chloe and the next second he's gone. And he's always been like that. I swear Houdini wouldn't be able to perform a better vanishing act than Smallville. Where the hell does he disappear off to? It just doesn't make any sense. So in an effort to put this mystery to rest I am going to keep a daily blog of what Clark and I do during the day. I hope you guys follow along. And whitness yourselves why I am driving myself crazy. I'll talk to you all soon. Good night.
LL