Space Travel and Names
By magentalover
Disclaimer- Richard O'Brien owns RHPS and ST
A/N- This is a transitional one shot in preparation for the sequel to Importance.
"Nation! Are we almost there?" Columbia whined from the couch.
"Same length it vas last time ve made this trip, two veeks Columbia." she replied, barely looking up from the lap top. Since they had left Earth, she had regain her thick accent.
"Columbia? I thought she was going to stick with Laura." Ricky asked coming down the stairs, followed by Cosmo.
"I think I like Columbia better Robbie." Columbia said.
"I'm sticking with Ricky, if that's alright with everyone." he said plopping down on the couch next to Columbia.
"What? Don't like your stalker name?" she joked. Ricky really wished Magenta had never told her that story.
"No. I just like who Ricky is more. It was Ricky that met you." he said giving Columbia's cheek a kiss.
"This is really getting quite confusing." Cosmo said.
"Vell ve have Columbia and Ricky so far." Magenta said.
"What about you guys? Cosmo and Magenta, Riff Raff and Nation, visa versa, verus visa?" She asked while moving her arms in crazy patterns trying to figure out the combinations.
"I'm going back to Magenta." she said from the lap top. She was now looking at some wedding dresses.
"I kinda want to stay with Cosmo."he said finally sitting down next to Magenta at the table.
"I'm sure Nation would love to marry Cosmo, too bad she isn't here." Magenta said scowling.
"Magenta..." Cosmo was cut off.
"...fell in love with Riff Raff, and is in love with him." She finished. She had closed the lap top, and was giving Cosmo a full blown glare now.
"Fine. I'm just tired of be called trash, but since it means that much to you, I'll go back to being Riff Raff." Riff Raff said.
"It does mean that much to me. Your the one I fell in love with when I was fourteen, not Cosmo. You've been the one that's been looking out for me all of my life not Cosmo. Your..." Magenta was suddenly cut off by a kiss from Riff Raff.
"I vin." she said sticking her tongue out at him.
"What have you been looking at, my dearest sister?" Riff Raff asked pointing to the lap top.
"Vedding stuff. Dresses, decorations, cake, suits, everything I can really." she replied as Ricky and Columbia came in.
"We were thinking about having everything in red and black." Columbia said sitting down next to Magenta, and Ricky in the remaining seat.
"That would be great. White weddings really are quite rare in Transsexual." Ricky explained to Columbia.
"Do you want me to make the dresses?" Riff Raff offered.
"I vas hoping you'd ask! Do you vant to see the ones Columbia and I like?" she opened the laptop and showed him the two very different dresses.
"I think I can manage it." Riff Raff replied after examining both dresses.
"You guys aren't going to have any legal problems, are you?" Columbia asked.
"Oh no. Incest isn't illegal in Transylvania, only frowned upon." Riff Raff explained.
"Zere are very few rules on marriage and relationships since we're supposed to 'give ourselves over to absolute pleasure", but zat doesn't mean zat zey don't judge us." Magenta said.
"Okay!" Columbia said cheerfully, "And how long have we been in this blasted cabin?" she asked with a very sudden change of inflection.
"A week." Ricky said.
"Okay...meaning?" Columbia asked.
"A week more." he said laughing.
"Graaah!" she shouted tilting her head back.
A/N- Sorry if the beginning is confusing, but now you know what names I'll be using in the official sequel. :)