Harry Potter and the Yellow Hat
Chapter One- Dudley's Secret
Start Here- Harry Potter was incredibly odd teenage boy. He always had a
habit of attracting Evil stuff. He's a evil- magnet. One summer, on a
summer like any other. Something bad happened and for once Harry wasn't in
the middle of it.
Dudley Dursley was a very fat whale pig boy, with bad gas. He had lots of "friends" and he was very "popular". Yah right everybody hated him they just didn't what to get on the wrong end of his fist. they also didn't like to get down wind of him either, but we can't all get what we like can we. It wasn't so much that he was fat and stinky but that he was obnoxious and spoiled. The big tub of lard got everything. Maybe that's why he turned out the way he is. I don't mean fat and mean it's that other thing. You know the secret thing, well i guess you don't cause its a secret. You'll find out sooner or later though. Sooner rather than later though.
Harry woke up to screaming. He automatically thought, 'what do they think i did now', but what his Aunt Petunia was screaming about had absolutely nothing to do with Harry and had everything to do with Dudley. Harry walked up the hall and went into Dudley's room. What he saw shocked him. WHAT HE SAW SHOCKED HIM!
- fine, you idiot author, I'm SHOCKED!-
-good-
It was his over weight cousin in a platinum blond dolly parton wig and a bright red sequin covered party dress and black stilettos. Ohmigod the horror. If you could see what Harry saw you'd have nightmares for weeks, and to top it all off his aunt was crying in the corner and his uncle Vernon was yelling at Dudley while turning a violent shade of purple. Dudley in return was yelling, 'I don't care what you say, i can't keep it in any longer, i want a sex change. At this Vernon Dursley just turned more purple and yelled louder. Than Dudley yelled at the top of his lungs, 'I want to be in musicals, or maybe sing opera or be a pop diva. As soon as these words left Dudley's flamingo pink lips Uncle Vernon Dursley, king of purple faces and normalcy, fainted with a dead thud, while Petunia, the winner of the nosiest neighbor award for 10 years straight, ran out of the room and shut all the blinds and went back to bed. Harry Potter, evil- magnet wizard extraordinaire, looked at his cross dressing cousin then turned around and as he walked down the hall to the stairs he said in a cool, calm, and debonair tone, 'well, this is going to be an interesting day'.
Sorry for the short chapter i just wanted to finish this chapter plz review this story i wont except flames only well constructed and thought out critisizam, plz excuse the spelling mistakes my comp dosn't have spell check and i'm not the best typer. I have good feeling about this fic and will continue with it no matter what but the more reviews the faster i'll post so review.
Disclaimer: I have no rights at all to the characters to thi story the book and originale theme of harry potter belong to j k rowling. I made no profit in this story. this is only a spoof formed from a very good book plz don't arrest me or sue me for anything i may write and stuff
this goes for the whole book so i won't write it again.
bubby;)(:
Dudley Dursley was a very fat whale pig boy, with bad gas. He had lots of "friends" and he was very "popular". Yah right everybody hated him they just didn't what to get on the wrong end of his fist. they also didn't like to get down wind of him either, but we can't all get what we like can we. It wasn't so much that he was fat and stinky but that he was obnoxious and spoiled. The big tub of lard got everything. Maybe that's why he turned out the way he is. I don't mean fat and mean it's that other thing. You know the secret thing, well i guess you don't cause its a secret. You'll find out sooner or later though. Sooner rather than later though.
Harry woke up to screaming. He automatically thought, 'what do they think i did now', but what his Aunt Petunia was screaming about had absolutely nothing to do with Harry and had everything to do with Dudley. Harry walked up the hall and went into Dudley's room. What he saw shocked him. WHAT HE SAW SHOCKED HIM!
- fine, you idiot author, I'm SHOCKED!-
-good-
It was his over weight cousin in a platinum blond dolly parton wig and a bright red sequin covered party dress and black stilettos. Ohmigod the horror. If you could see what Harry saw you'd have nightmares for weeks, and to top it all off his aunt was crying in the corner and his uncle Vernon was yelling at Dudley while turning a violent shade of purple. Dudley in return was yelling, 'I don't care what you say, i can't keep it in any longer, i want a sex change. At this Vernon Dursley just turned more purple and yelled louder. Than Dudley yelled at the top of his lungs, 'I want to be in musicals, or maybe sing opera or be a pop diva. As soon as these words left Dudley's flamingo pink lips Uncle Vernon Dursley, king of purple faces and normalcy, fainted with a dead thud, while Petunia, the winner of the nosiest neighbor award for 10 years straight, ran out of the room and shut all the blinds and went back to bed. Harry Potter, evil- magnet wizard extraordinaire, looked at his cross dressing cousin then turned around and as he walked down the hall to the stairs he said in a cool, calm, and debonair tone, 'well, this is going to be an interesting day'.
Sorry for the short chapter i just wanted to finish this chapter plz review this story i wont except flames only well constructed and thought out critisizam, plz excuse the spelling mistakes my comp dosn't have spell check and i'm not the best typer. I have good feeling about this fic and will continue with it no matter what but the more reviews the faster i'll post so review.
Disclaimer: I have no rights at all to the characters to thi story the book and originale theme of harry potter belong to j k rowling. I made no profit in this story. this is only a spoof formed from a very good book plz don't arrest me or sue me for anything i may write and stuff
this goes for the whole book so i won't write it again.
bubby;)(: