Finn paced the floor in a angry huff. Rocking the little bundle in his arms, his parents watching from the doorway. Finn stared down at his little brother, who was now very little "i am so sorry kurt" he whispered kissing the babies forehead "I wasn't there to protect you and now this happened" he placed the baby down in the bed and slowly crept ou trailing behind his parents. They all collapsed in the living room "babies are not easy" Finn groaned his mom chuckled "no they are not. and their worse when they have the mind of a seventeen year old. And he is not a baby more like a toddler I would say around the age of six or seven" she pointed out, It was weird for them to think about. Kurt had been missing for two weeks. Two weeks no one had seen him. his family, his friends all at a lose to where he was. They had gotten lucky when finn had found an old voice mail form the night kurt vanished it said he was going to see his friend blaine. That night they had kurt back, but he was no longer the same. He was a baby, or well a toddler or whatever, it juat made finns head hurt. Finn groaned as a thought came to mind "what are we going to do about the glee club? their all coming over tomorrow to see kurt. What do we say?" finn asked. Carole frowned, burt looked thoughtful for a moment. "we tell them the truth, and let kurt explain to them. He may have the body of a eight year old but he is still a teenager. He can tell them the truth or we can pretend Kurt is staying with his grandma until we can fix this" finn listened to what his dad said before standing "well im gong to sleep, I'm gonna need sleep if I'm to be ready for tomorrow. night mom, night dad" he gave them both a hug before heading downstairs. after changing he curled up with baby kurt in his arms and hummed a song till he fell asleep.
Burt and carole stared at the living room full of teenagers. All bursting with joy to see their friend. Finn was downstairs trying to dress kurt, and from the sounds of it not going well. Kurt stomped his foot and crossed his arms, a move that would normally make finn flinch but seeing a child do it was funny. "I refuse to wear that. Its got ducks on it" he protested. His voice child like. Finn laughed "to bad. none of your cloths fit, and they dont make designer baby cloths so deal". After a few minutes of wrestling, and Kurt shouting he was not a baby he was just tiny, he was able to get his baby brother ready. Picking him up they headed up the stairs.
The group waited for their friend to appear "Oh my god. I am so glad hes home" mercedes cried "i was so worried something terrible happened" the others nodded their agreement, all had been worried when their friend had gone missing. "please, kurt is a bad ass and can handle anthing" puck said from his spot on the floor, earning him a smack from carole "sorry mom" he said blushing, she was like a second him to him since he was a kid, much better than his own mother "sorry dad" he said looking at burt, the man nodded. Ever since the wedding, burt had taken on the role as father for him, Surprisingly he had no problems with it.
The chattering stopped when finn entered the room, carrying a smile child "awww he is adorable. Is that your nephew?" one of the girls asked, looking at the parents. they shared a look before shaking no. finn cleared his throat "umm guys. this is.." he looked at his brother, who rolled his eyes before Jumping out of finns arms, landing gracefully. He placed his hands on his hips, cocked to one side and spoke "I am kurt. as you can see i am not at my normal level of diva ness but i am still a force to be feared or so help me i shall channel the wrath of all deleks on you" his voice rose at the end of his speech, one fist raised. they all laughed, finn fell over laughing, "no really who is this?" Tina asked stepping closer. Kurt glared, and tina froze. Those eyes, that look. the stance "oh my god" she gasped, hand flew to her mouth "hat really is kurt" Everyone stared at the toddler, who just rolled his eyes at the attention " no way" puck said standing, it had to be a joke. kurt was not a eight year old boy, he tossed him in the dumpster enough times to know. The look he received sent chills down his spin "holy fuck" he shouted. their was no faking those eyes. it was kurt hummel. kurt hummel was a child. Kurt rolled his eyes for what seemed like the tenth time that hour, staring out at the group he could tell he would be in for a long night, specially when he kept being swept up by them all to coo at him, Brittany being the worst and refusing to let him go when anyone approached.
Puck held in the laugh. He just couldn't find the glare that was being thrown at him as anything but adorable, hes a badass he can think whatever he wants in his own head. "Noah i refuse to wear that" Kurt pointed a finger at the outfit noah was holding. It had been a week since his friends found out he was turned into a child, and they had all decided they would baby him while they could, some more than others. Normally it was fine, the only ones who kurt thought were bad were quinn, who seemed to be stuck in parental mode, since her not keeping beth, ahe needed a outlet. And puck who seemed to be some kind of weird mix of dad and big brother, it was strange and comforting at the same time "kurt, its one day. your normal cloths are too big for you. and you will look badass in this and no one will bother you".
Kurt had decided he would still go to high school, after his parents were convinced the gleeks would watch out for him, and the school had been informed by the hudmels and many doctors. Kurt sighed and closed his eyes "fine, but i need you to do something for me" he looked up at puck with a serious face that did not belong on any eight year old, no matter how old they really were.
"you really think he can handle this?" Burt asked his stepson, worried for his sons safety. Finn nodded "don't worry dad. He will have all the gleeks watching out for him. Sue even made sure their is always at least one of the guys in each of his classes, plus she loves Kurt she won't let anything happen to him". Burt still wasn't convinced, even when his living room was filled with the gleeks waiting for their two friends to be ready for school. "Uncle burt its..."tina stopped in mid sentence and her eyes were wide. All eyes followed her and gasped. In pucks arms, which was becoming normal, sat kurt who was blushing. His once stiff and styled hair was now gone, leaving a thin strip. He looked like a mini puck, down to the cloths, muscle shirt, jacket and all.
"Oh my god" Quinn put a hand to her mouth, burt was shocked. Not since his mother passed had he let anyone touch his hair besides himself, and never something like this. "PUCK" Finn shouted "how could you?" puck frowned "it was his idea" he pointed to kurt, who rolled his eyes "we are going to be late if we do not leave now. and since i am unable to drive i can not simply leave you all here. So MOVE" he shouted, a tiny fist raised. AS the kids left, burt was shaken from his shock by his wife "was that real?" he asked in a small voice, carole nodded and tried to comfort her husband "don't worry honey, it's just hair it will grow back. besides i think its adorable". Burt nodded, it may be different but seeing the mohawk on his little boys head was funny. He would be taking pictures when he got home, no way would he allow this to pass by.
Quinn pov-Quinn watched the trio enter the lunch room, this would be the first time Kurt would be seen by the other students after he spent most of the day with miss. Pilsbury. She was sitting with the rest of the glee glub. The lunch room grew quiet as the trio entered, that was until the cheerios saw him and like most girls, attacked "OH my god, hes adorable" One girl cooed. Another pulled him from pucks arms causing puck to growl. quinn could hear some of the whispers being stated around the room "looks like puck really is a father" one boy whispered "i thought he only got that girl pregnant last year, the slutty one?" another asked, quinn frowned, she wanted to slap that boy "he did, but this one must be from another one because hes older. still dont understand why he brought him". She turned back to the scene at the door. Finn and puck were trying to get in the middle of the cheerios circle, trying to get to kurt. She grew worried for the girls as she watched puck grow frustrated and finn looked pale. She stood up about to go rescue kurt when a loud whistle pierced the noise, silencing them all, followed only by a tiny voice "Listen up girls. You are to put me down right now" Kurt said very calmly but his friends could tell he was hiding the anger until he truly needed it. The girl holding him quickly put him down on the table. Place his closed fists on his hips he stared at them "Listen up, even in my current state i am still coaches singer, which means any harm comes to me you will pay" he pointed at them, their eyes showing shock and fear. Turning to the lunch room in whole he glared "the next person to pick me up will face my wrath" he stuck a fist in the air. Quinn smiled, she couldn't help it, he was adorable. The gleek table burst out laughing when puck walked right up to kurt and picked him, kurt started swinging his arms and legs trying to get free. The scene was just adorable, the cheerios cooed while the gleeks laughed. "Well what do we have here? a pint sized fairy" Karofsky sneered as he and the jocks approached the small crowd. Kurt quickly clung to puck, who sent a glare at karofsky "get out of here karofsky, you can't him. in the eyes of the law hes a child and you will go to jail" he smirked when david growled but walked away, only mumbling a few slurs.
Tina's pov-
Tina couldn't believe the sight in front of her. They were gathered in the gym for a assembly, for something or other. The cheerios were doing a performance while kurt sang and danced around. His normally sexy moves were replaced by kid friendly moves, since sexy ones would never look good being done by a child, even if said child is seventeen. The gleeks almost burst out laughing when after the routine, kurt had leaned over and said something to puck. As soon as it was said, puck said something right back causing kurt to jump up and run around the gym, only to be chanced by puck. It was funny to see the resident badass be so playful with a child, and to see the normally ice cold kurt to be so care free. It was also a little worrying. specially when sue got up after a few moments of watching them, stopped them and was about to yell at them. Then kurt did something with his eyes that she couldn't see and sue smiled at him. Smiled, the scariest women in the world smiled and the boy and patted his head. after gathering the boy into his arms, puck made his way back to his seat, only to threaten jewfro when he was asked why he was being so paternal to kurt.
Brittany's pov-
Brittany looked around the choir room and noticed her dolphin wasn't there, neither was puck. "Hey fin, where is dolphin?" she asked frowning. Finn turned to her and gave her a small smile "he's at the doctors britt" she gasped, her mind already thinking something bad happened, apparently so did a few others. Finn's eyes widened "oh no he's fine. Burt was just worried because he was acting strange last night." he frowned when no one looked convinced "strange how troll boy?" Santana growled, she would never admit it but she was getting to love the baby baby gay. Finn sighed "he was acting strange. He was getting upset over simple things, things he has never gotten upset over. When burt tried to calm him down, he yelled and screamed for puck. i called puck over and when he arrived kurt ran into his arms. Burt looked so upset" finn's eyes dimmed when he thought of last night "when kurt had calmed down he seemed to be himself again, and when he realized what he did, he ran to his dad and cried himself to sleep. puck spent the night, incase he was needed. This morning they went to the hospital to find out what is going on". Brittany nodded but her thoughts remained only on her dolphin, she even snapped at Mr. Schue when he tried to correct her dancing and pitch, he frowned when she shouted "Only my dolphin can correct me". Which was some what true, kurt had taken a shine to the girl after their brief moment of dating and besides Santana, he was the only other person who could understand the girl. she said she was sorry but her mind was still focused on her dolphin.
When they arrived back at the house carole could tell something was wrong. Her husband looked worn out and tired. He looked like he was crying. When puck came him shortly after carrying a sleeping kurt, she waved him to the basement to put the boy to bed. "Honey is everything alright?" she asked sitting on the arm of the chair, her arm over his shoulder. Burt shook his head "no, nothing is alright. my baby boy" he choked out, his thoughts returning to that afternoon at the doctors. Carole frowned "what is it sweetie, what did the doctor say?" she asked, burt looked at her and she could see the sorrow in his eyes "hes regressing. The longer he is stuck like that the more his mind will return to that age with it. And the reason he was acting strange last night?" she nodded letting him know he could continue "whatever blaine did to him, it has a side affect. It makes him become attached to a parental figure. Since puck had the baby, kurt has become attached to him. The eight year old kurt is." caroled pulled her husband into a hug not sure how to help "He knows im his father, even when hes regressed, but because of that drug or whatever, he is attached to puck. Its like when he was eight and was attached to his mother." a small smile found its way onto his face "whenever he was upset it was her he wanted, but when he wanted to play with the cars it was me" carole laughed, burt had told her about all the times kurt wanted to play with the big cars with his daddy, and burt would let him only to get scolded by his late wife for letting kurt get covered in grease.
When pucked entered the kitchen again he found burt and carole talking to finn, when he motioned him over. "So there you have it finn. I am going to need you to look out for him a lot more than before" finn nodded "of course." he promised, now that his little brother was even more little he was protect him more. "Noah, i need to ask you something and you don't have to answer right away" Burt stared at the boy until he nodded unable to speak "the more he returns to his younger self, the more he is going to need you. I need to know right now that he will be able to count on you whenever the situation arises" he gave the boy a stern look. If he couldn't handle it he needed to know now because he had to worry for his son first, nothing more. Noah nodded "of course. I love the little dude" a blush crepted up his face "it's like hes my own. like i got a second chance at being a father, or well like a uncle or something" he felt weird saying it, but whenever he was around kurt all he saw was what he would have had if he was able to keep beth. He knew kurt had a father, but he felt like a father figure to kurt too, like schue was for finn before burt. Burt nodded, pleased by the answer he was given "Good, because he is gonna need it. I know what your thinking boy" he gave him that stern look again that made noah squirm in his seat "your not his father, its ok. When he has his fits and wants you, its fine" he gave the boy a smile "he acted that way with his mother and me. Always wanted her when he was upset" they laughed when noah blushed and mumbled "i ain't no mama. Im a boy, a big boy" then laughed because his face grew redder seeming to realize what he just said.
A sniffle from behind them caught their attention, all at once they stood when they noticed the little boy standing their in pjs holding a small stuffed animal. Burt's jaw dropped when he saw the stuffed play thing, he hadn't seen it since his mother died. "Kurtie?" his dad asked crouching down, his arms open. Kurt flew into his arms "i had a bad dream" he lisped, muffled by his fathers shoulder "what about buddy?" he rubbed his sons back trying to sooth the upset child. "It was dark. Mama was gone, and you were gone and finnie and puckie" he sniffled, when his eyes caught caroles he reached out a hand "mama" he mumbled, the room froze. "kurt?" carole asked, surprised her stepson just called her mama, she didn't know if he was talking to her or thinking of his birth mom, she was given her answer when the boy broke away from his father to cling to her legs, until she picked him up into a hug. Burt stared confused not knowing if his son was regressed to the younger state or if he was the seventeen year old. "kurt you ok little dude?" finn asked rubbing his back, he received a glare "do not call me dude". The room filled with laughter, while kurt looked at carole "i know you'r not my birth mom, but your still my mom" he blushed, his little cheeks a bright pink. Carole could only smile and kiss his cheek. When he was free and back on the floor he grabbed finn and pucks hands and dragged them to the living room "Come on, i wanna watch cartoons" he cheered,unaware of the pleading looks the two bigger boys shot to the parents only to receive grins and waves in return.
Carole looked at her husband, a mix of happiness and worry on her face "Burt, he called me mama" she whispered, a tear in her eye. Burt pulled his wife into a hug "i know. i know" he kissed her head "you heard him, he thinks of you as his mom. I couldn't be anymore happier" he whispered into her hair. He knew it would be tough for kurt, having a new mom around, but to hear him call her mom, and all the times finn has called him dad no longer calling him burt, it filled his heart with joy. When he stared into his wifes eyes and she smiled, tears of joy rolling down both their cheeks, he pulled her into a searing kiss.
From the living room, the three boys watched the parents with a tender smile. A sniffle from kurt caused puck to pull him into his lap and turn around "you ok little buddy?" he asked, kurt nodded "just happy." he looked at them both for a moment "I know she isn't my birth mommy, but she is my mommy now. and i got finn as a older brother" he grabbed finns hand "and i also got puck now too" he grabbed his hand and smiled at them "Two of the greatest guys i know are my family" he glared at puck "you don't get the choice, your my brother got it puckerman?" he raised a brow, and puck had to laugh, leave it to hummel to still think he is better than everyone. Puck grinned, grabbed the boys sides and tickled him, causing a laughing fit form all three boys and their parents who had witnessed most of the conversation. "Noah stop! AHAHAH i can't ..i can't hahaha please!" kurt cried through his laughter, puck laughed and kept tickling, amazed he got a please out of the boy.
When the evening drew to a close and as the parents entered the living room again to tell the kids to sleep, they smiled when they found all three asleep on the couch. Kurt wrapped protectively between puck and finn. After covering them, burt and carole made their way up the stairs to get their own sleep./p
An: this is the end of chapter one. Let me know what you think and if i should keep going. If so, i plan to bring blaine back, and sebastion will be making a appearance. Also the timeline in this doesn't really fallow the show. It will have chars from season three appear, but it is more around season two. Also kurt has already transferred back from dolton, karofsky has not changed yet, but he will because i love david./strong/p