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Emmett and Bella have one hell of an interesting night. Woo, is she in for a rude awakening.
BPOV
"Bella, my family and I are going hunting for a few hours. Emmett is staying behind since he had gone hunting earlier this week."
"Ugh! Edward, come on! Every time you leave me with him something goes wrong!"
"I'm sorry Bella but we all really need to go hunting. I'll be back as soon as I can."
I thought about it for a minute. I'm being selfish. "You know what, it's fine. You do your own thing and I'll be fine here. I can handle myself, which includes Emmett. Maybe not physically wise but I'll handle it. Don't worry."
"Okay? Are you sure?"
"Absolutely. I'll be fine."
"Yeah, Edward, me and Bella will be just fine," Emmett commented while barging in on our conversation.
"Yeah, see." I had a fake smile on and Edward knew. He chuckled when he saw it.
"And don't worry, I don't really have anything planned for us tonight. Everything will be mellow."
"Oh yeah, I'm sure Emmett." He was lying. We all knew it but they all really needed to go hunting.
"Okay Edward, get going. The sooner you leave the sooner you'll get back." I kissed him, he grabbed me, and kissed me more.
"Alright, break it up."
"Ugh, Emmett, you're so impatient."
"I know. Now get out!"
Edward smiled and they all took off.
About 10 minutes later I was ready to get going.
I started to walk out the door.
"Where do you think you're going?"
"I'm heading home."
"What, no you're not."
"I'll be fine Emmett."
"Bella, I'm not worried about you, I'm worried about me. Edward will kill me if I let you leave."
"Oh please Emmett, I survived 17 years without vampire protection, I think I will be okay for a few hours."
"That may be so but if you leave I will no longer exist by tomorrow."
"Emmett, you're like 3x the size of Edward, I think you can take him."
He growled.
"See ya." I started to walk out the door.
"Wait Bella, I have an idea."
Here we go. "What?"
"Alright, bare with me, okay?"
I sighed. "Okay."
"Lets write down crazy things we could do and then put them in a hat and pull out a few. It can be like a game. It can be legal or illegal. No restrictions."
"Emmett, we could get in trouble."
"By who, Edward?"
"Emmett, Edward would never hurt me. You may have to worry about him but I have to worry about the cops."
"Pfff. Cops. No biggy." He paused. "Okay, Bella, we do what the piece of paper says but if the cops show up during one of the dares then I'll put you on my back and we get the hell out of there. We won't get arrested. Okay?"
"You promise? The last thing I want to do is get arrested."
"Yes, I promise. You won't."
"Deal." He had a smile.
"Wipe that smile off your face or I'm backing out."
He still didn't wipe it off. I don't want to do any of this but if I don't he'll end up locking me in a room and hold me hostage.
"Okay. Write down some ideas and then we'll put them in that hat and whatever we pull out we HAVE to do."
"Okay, okay. I get it."
Emmett and I wrote down 10 ideas each. We put them in the hat. I was scared. I wanted to know what kinds of things he wrote. I guess I'll eventually find out. Great.
"Okay, Bella, you pick the first one. Whatever you pick you have to do."
I was regretting this already. I picked it out. "Go up to someone of the opposite sex on the street and French kiss him/her for 30 seconds. The catch is that your opponent picks the person you have to kiss."
Emmett was grinning.
"This is going to be sweet!"
"Come on Emmett!"
"What? This is child's play compared to what else is in there. I threw some easy ones in there for ya."
"Fine. Lets go to Port Angeles and get this over with."
"Okay, go put on some hot clothes and meet me down here in 10 minutes."
"Okay?"
EmPOV
We got to Port Angeles shortly after. I had to bring my video camera. It'd feel wrong if didn't. I'm going to record every minute tonight. I turned on my camera.
We parked the car and started walking down the street. I saw these biker guys coming up. They seemed to be in their 20s. Edward would flip. And I have to say, for humans, they were good looking. Girls would probably say that they are 'hot.'
I stopped Bella from walking. "Okay Bella, you see those guys over there. The one on the end, you have to go kiss him."
"Oh come on Emmett, Edward will flip. Can't I kiss a geeky kid or something? Edward probably wouldn't be as mad."
"Nope. Kissing a geek would be too easy and it wouldn't be enjoyable knowing that Edward wouldn't get furious. Where's the fun in that?" He had an evil smile on his face.
"Ugh! Fine!"
"Okay Bella, there he is. Now, stick out your chest and go over. Tell him the truth. Tell him your friend dared you to kiss the first guy you see on the street and see if he will do it."
"Okay."
I stayed back, leaning on the car, secretly videotaping her. She's approaching him.
(Talking to the camera throughout story is in italics but also recording conversations)
"Okay, so Bella is approaching the biker guy. Her dare was to kiss the first guy she we on the street. I saw that guy and told her to go for it. Let's see how it goes." I turned up the volume and zoomed in.
Bella: "Hi, excuse me."
Guy: "Hey cutie."
Oh my god, she's blushing. Classic.
Bella: "I'm going to just be honest (she blushed). Well, my friend dared me to kiss the first guy I saw on the street. You're the lucky guy. So can I kiss you?"
Guy: "Hell yeah you can."
Bella: "Okay, it has to be 30 seconds and tongue."
Guy: "Perfect."
Oh my god, she's gonna do it! Holy shit, I can't believe this! Sorry Edward, a dare is a dare.
Bella stood next to him and he put his hand behind her neck. He pulled her toward him. They started to kiss.
Holy shit! There is major tonguage. Damn Bella.
He started to move his hand down her back but she stopped him before he put it on her ass. But never lost contact with his lips. He grabbed her face to deepen the kiss. Damn.
"Okay 5 seconds to go. 5…4….3…2…1. Done."
Bella pulled away and the guy looked like he just came. She opened her eyes. "Thanks." She winked and walked away.
Damn. Dude, I think the guy just came. Job well done Bella.
I walked up to her.
"Damn Bella, nice job."
She was wiping her lips and I had every minute on tape.
"Thanks, I guess." She paused. "Now it's your turn."
"What was it like?... The kiss?"
"It wasn't Edward I can tell you that much."
"What does that mean?"
"It means that yes it felt good but it had no passion. Passion is needed when kissing."
"So, was the guy a better kisser than Edward? It looked hot and I think you made that guy cum."
"What? Yeah right. I'm sure he's had plenty of other girls. And no, Edward is 100x better at kissing." She looked at the camera, "Love you." I'm sure that was meant for her precious Eddie-Weddie.
"Give me the camera. It's your turn." She took the camera and put it on me. I picked the paper out of the hat.
It says I have to "Go streaking in public."
BPOV
I looked at the camera. "This is awesome. Emmett has to go streaking down Main Street in Port Angeles where there are all restaurants and stores, meaning there will be plenty of people. And he cannot cover himself up."
I looked at Emmett. He did not look happy.
"Oh stop Emmett, I just had to make out with a guy I didn't know. Edward is going to flip. I think Rosalie will be fine with you running down the street naked. I mean come on, everyone will know what she gets to have in bed every night. Or is there not much there and you're afraid of everyone finding out?" I gave him a smirk.
He looked mad. "Bella, believe me, I'm well-endowed. Too well-endowed maybe." He looked at the camera. "Only for you babe," meant for Rosalie.
"Fine, then I guess you'll get to share with the world exactly what you're packing. Don't worry, I won't videotape your front, just your back." I started laughing.
He stripped down behind the car. I saw his 'thing.' I gasped.
"Damn Emmett, you weren't lying!" He smirked. I was majorly blushing. I tried to recover myself. I cleared my throat. "I mean, okay, um, wait here, I'm going to go to Main Street and get the camera ready." I couldn't believe I just said that out loud. I feel like my face was on fire.
I spoke into the camera, "Okay, so I'm waiting for Emmett to come down the street. If the police show up he better bolt. I'll just hang back and act like I don't know him." I paused. "Wait, here he comes…."
It showed him running down with a smile on his face. "Oh my god, he's enjoying this. He's nuts."
Some women were standing on the corner. Emmett ran by and yelled, "See what you like ladies?" and they all giggled. "That boy better watch his mouth."
One security guy showed up. "Oh crap, there's a security guy. Emmett just saw him. He better take off." I took the camera and followed Emmett some.
I turned the camera to my face. "Okay, so I have no idea where Emmett is. He took off when a few officers showed up. I'm trying not to look suspicious. Hopefully they don't come over and say anything to me." I was walking down the street and then all of a sudden I was pulled into an alley.
I screamed. It was just Emmett. "Geez Emmett, you scared me. We need to get back to the car, the cops are here." I giggled.
"You're still naked."
"Yeah, and you're still beat red." That made me even redder. I hit his arm and then unfortunately had to climb on his back so he could take off running.
We got to the car and Emmett got dressed.
"Okay Bella, I'm so glad you enjoyed yourself but now I get to enjoy the next one. It's your turn." I growled. Ugh.
I put my hand in the hat to pick a piece of paper. "It says I have to… Oh my god Emmett no way."
"Bella, read it out loud so our viewers know what it says."
"The only viewers of this video better be just you and me. Though I highly doubt that will happen."
"Bella, just read the damn paper."
"Fine! It says that I have to 'go into a strip club and pole dance'." My face turned beat red so I put my hands over my face.
"Emmett! I can't do this."
"What? You're 18 and so am I, so we can both get in. I'll pay the guy to let you use the underwear and to dance for a few minutes."
"I can't believe this is happening. I'll suck at it anyways."
"Just stop blushing and drink this."
"What is it?"
"It's rum and coke. I had it prepared just incase. Just drink some. You dance better when you're tipsy. I remember."
"Fine, maybe it will cool my nerves so I don't look like a moron up there. I don't even know how to pole dance."
"Don't worry, it will come naturally. And I'll throw some money on stage to show that you have some fans. If they see the people all railed up then maybe they'll find you a permanent job there." He smirked at me.
"Emmett, I don't think that'd go over so well for me."
"Hey, you never know."
"Oh please. One, I don't have the boobs or the ass for it. Two, I am too shy for that. Three, I can't even dance and there is no way I'm getting drunk every night just so I can dance in front of people. Four, Edward would never let me do it. And five, who knows how dangerous this is. Half the women in there have body guards." I pondered. "Though it does pay good money. And I need money for college. I'm like basically broke so it'd totally help out a lot."
"There you go, see, now you have motive."
"Ha. Ha. Very funny."
"If you decide to do it, I can pull some strings."
"Okay, okay. Now lets get on with this dare."
We pulled up to a building. "Okay, here it is."
"Do you come here a lot Emmett?"
"No. Why?"
"Just wondering."
We walked in. The bouncer was there.
"Oh hey Emmett, what's up man?"
I whispered to Emmett, "Oh so you don't come here a lot but the bouncer knows who you are?" I gave him a smirk.
"Just be quiet Bella."
"You be quiet," I snapped back.
He growled at me and I couldn't help but laugh.
It was nighttime so the place was getting crowded. Now I'm freaking out. I just want to run out of there.
"Hey Dan. This is my brother's girlfriend, Bella. She wants to try dancing tonight. I'll pay ya." The guy paused eyeing me up and down.
"Take off your coat and show me your ass and tits."
Wow this isn't uncomfortable. I was already blushing and haven't even started dancing yet.
"Okay Emmett, deal. She can do one song."
He looked at me. "Okay Bella, go in the back. Ask for Britney. She'll get you something to wear." I nodded and headed to the back.
I can't believe I'm about to do this. I'm going to make a fool of myself. I was feeling a little tipsy which helped. But it was just cooling my nerves. I didn't feel like I was drunk which was good, I guess.
"Hi, I'm Bella, Is Britney here? I was told to come back and ask Britney for an outfit to wear."
"Yes, I'm Britney. Here, come with me. I'll find you something."
Geez, Britney had a nice ass and big boobs. I looked like a twelve-year-old boy next to her.
"Here honey, pick from any of these."
Geez, there was so many different styles. I'm not sure what to pick.
"Oh, I guess I can wear this one?" I have no idea.
Britney came over.
"Oh, here take this one. It was a bra that was baby blue but was lace and held so tight my boobs to the point that they were practically bursting at the seems. The outline of it was all white. Britney put some fake light blue strands in my hair. The bottoms were this tiny skirt that was barely covering anything. It was also baby blue with different white outlines on it, with the layered ruffles. You could totally see my ass in it. The waistline was all the way down, literally right above my, you know. Boy am I glad I shaved everything yesterday. Then she put dark eyeliner, mascara, and dark eye shadow on my eyes. She gave me white high stockings that went from my feet all the way up to above my knees. She also gave me white stilettos to match it. She added some pink lipstick and she was done. I looked in the mirror and I got to say, I looked hot. "Stripper-hot."
I am so nervous! Like totally.
The announcer came on.
"Alright gentleman, the next dancer is our special guest from Forks, Washington, Ms. Bella Swan!"
Holy Shit.
I opened the curtain and walked out trying to be sexy. Apparently it was working because all the men were cheering. I, of course, heard Emmett yelling like a maniac.
Here we go.
EmPOV
I still had the camera rolling. I was so not going to miss this. I talked to the camera throughout her performance as a commentary.
Okay, here she comes.
I began to cheer very loudly.
Damn, look at the way she's walking. She's looking hot!
Damn Edward, she is looking hot. You need to get her that outfit. If you don't, I am.
She tussled her hair. Now she's crawling across the floor. I have front row. Yay!
People are throwing money already. I have some; if she comes near me I'm going to put some in her waistband.
"Hey sexy, I've got a treat for you," I yelled. I loved playing this up.
Oh man she's coming over. She's putting on a sexy smile. Go Bella!
She's crawling over.
She is right in front of me. I zoomed up on her boobs and then pulled back.
"Damn Bella." She winked.
She pulled my face to hers and I turned the camera to show her and me. She licked from the side of my jaw until the top of my cheek. Holy shit!
Then she whispered, "Now put the money in my waistband." But instead I slipped it in her bra right where her cleavage is. She started to blush and crawled back to the center of the stage. I zoomed up on her ass.
I think the camera caught her whispering.
Man Edward, that was insane! Did you see what she did with her tongue? She could be doing that to your whole body! Just give it up man! You know you want to! And did you see her boobs. Hot. Sorry Rose. Look at that ass Eddie boy. Man this was awesome!
Then she got up and walked over to the pole.
Here we go guys.
She put her back to it and slid from the standing position to where her ass almost touched the floor. Her ass was rubbing the pole the whole time. And then she went back up. She had her finger in her mouth biting it as though she was embarrassed with what she was doing. She put on an innocent face. She's a natural.
I bet you wish that pole were you, don't you Edward? I would if I were you. I laughed.
She turned around and put her one hand on the pole. She started to lean back with her knees bent some to where her head almost touched the floor. As she brought herself up she flung her body forward. It looked as though she humped the pole.
Holy shit!
She straddled the pole with her one leg and gripped it with her ankle. Then she held onto it and swung her body around it. Talk about sexy. She stopped when she twisted all the way around and gently laid herself on the ground.
I turned the camera to look at my face. Damn Edward, are you sure she's never done this before? Because she totally looks like she has.
She continued to dance for another few minutes. Toward the end of the song she crawled around the stage and the men were sticking money in her top and waistband. She tussled her hair, waved goodbye, and then strutted her stuff until she went behind the curtain.
Oh my god Edward, your lady is wild! I'm going to go meet her backstage and do a little interview with her before she changes.
I walked around the stage and went backstage.
I continued to have the camera on…
"Bella!"
"Oh my god Emmett that was crazy!"
"Bella, no lie, you were awesome!"
"What, seriously? I felt foolish."
"Believe me you were anything but."
"At least I didn't make an idiot of myself in front of all those guys."
"No way! I'm just glad I'm here. Who knows what kind of crazies that will be waiting for you outside? Don't worry, I've got your back."
"Well you better. You're the one that got me into this."
"Hey, at least now you know you're great at pole dancing and that you may have a better paying job. Oh, by the way, I'm going to set up a pole in Edward's room for ya."
"Please Emmett, they wouldn't hire me. Do you see my boobs?" She disregarded the pole in Edward's room comments. She was more interested in the job remark.
I looked down at her chest and pointed the camera to them too. "Oh yeah, I see them."
"Shut up Emmett. I meant that they're not even close to being a D, why would they hire me?"
The manager of the show came over.
"Bella! That was amazing. Did you see those guys out there, they were going nuts for you."
She was blushing. She never was one that liked compliments.
"The blushing is cute. Keep it."
"Well, it's not something I can get rid of." She blushed and he laughed.
"Here's my card. Call me if you're interested."
She looked in shock and confused. "Really?" She didn't believe it.
"Oh yeah. I'm serious. Just let me know and the job is yours."
"Sure. Let me think about it."
He nodded and then walked away.
"I told you they'd like you."
"Believe me, I'm more than surprised. I can't believe that I didn't fall in those heels. Are you sure this isn't a joke? Cause if so, it's a really mean one."
"No it's not a joke. I'm serious too. I should have thought about that. Damn."
"Doesn't matter, Edward would never let me do this."
"Bella, you can do whatever the hell you want. If you want I could be your bodyguard. It will give me an excuse to come here ever night." Hell yeah. It would be for work purposes Rosie. Love you.
"Very funny."
"I'm serious. Now, go get dressed so we can get going. Oh and bring that outfit with you."
"No Emmett. It's not mine."
"Just do it!"
She growled. Haha.
Man Edward, you've got yourself a feisty one. Wait until you get her in the sack… Woo, she may even be able to tire you out.