Might as well resurrect this lil fic.
The Robins (Parody of the chipmunks)
Dick- 12. He is Alvin as he is the leader of the gang and the lead vocalist XD plus the evil troublemaker though he gets away with it. Yup Papa Bats fears this one the most.
Jason- 11 The other Alvin who is more of the black sheep
Tim- 10 Simon as he is the smart guy and only sane man
Damian-8 Theodore The baby of the group who always whines though unlike Theodore he is one sassy kid.
The Gordons (parody of the chipettes)
Barbara- Dick's rival and female counterpart
Cassandra- Jason's counterpart
Stephanie- Tim's counterpart
Mar'i (yes I brought in Mar'i Grayson for this)- Damian's counterpart
The theme of the fictionous show in question is a parody of the original Chipmunks theme
The opening sequence begins with the Robins getting out of a limo waving at the fans. Bruce who is already at the concert hall keeps staring at the watch.
Watch out, 'cause here we come
It's been a while but we're back with style so
Get set to have some fun
We'll bring you action and satisfaction
As soon as he hears the screaming fans, he looks up to see his sons whom are all dressed up in their signature slacks, Dick in a black shirt with a blue Nightwing insignia on the front moonwalks, Jason in a red hoodie with a lollipop in his mouth, Tim in a red jumper and dark jeans carrying little Damian who was wearing a yellow top with green shorts whom was trying to get Jason's lollipop whist Jason swats his hand away. Bruce then pushes them into the dressing room to get dressed.
We're the Robins
R-O-B-I-N-S
We're the Robins
Gaurenteed to brighten your day
Jason gets powdered up and almost chokes on his lollipop as a result, Tim and Damian both get their hair done, Damian sulking a bit at this whilst Dick sings at the top of his lungs whilst getting made up.
When you feel like a laugh
Give us a call we'll give you a ball and
If you feel like a song
Tune into us and sign right along
Minutes later, they walk out of their dressing rooms dressed in white suits with different colored ties, blue for Dick, red of Jason, green for Tim and yellow for Damian. Bruce then ushers the Robins to the stage where they head up and perform for their fans. Dick holds a guitar and dances around with Jason who plays the bass, Tim plays the keyboard whilst Damian plays the drums.
Then suddenly, some lightening falls onto the stage and creates a giant hole which makes the boys fall right into it. Bruce facepalms at this whilst Alfred, Oswald Cobblepot, Selina Kyle and Jim Gordon shake their heads at this. The boys pop their heads through the hole and finish the song.
We're the Robins
Coming on stronger than ever before
We're the Robins
Dick,Jason, Tim and Lil D
Do do, do do do do
Do do, do do do do
And that is the opening sequence and just a little teaser.
