What Harry Potter did to one up Albus Dumbledore
Instead of handing out lemon drops he gave out tootsie pops because tootsie pops are raw.
Instead of becoming headmaster of Hogwarts he formed his own school named Harry Potter's school that is much more awesome than hogy hogy Hogwarts.
Instead of spinning on his heel to disapperate he did backflips.
Instead of locking up his Dark Lord he KILLED him.
Instead of subtlety leading the ministry he overthrew it and put his own government in place.
He wore semi-formal clothing at all times to be taken seriously instead of looking like a crazy old coot.
He found a way to revive the dead and brought back every body he missed including Albus just so he could showboat( Albus committed suicide by jumping off the astronomy tower when nobody enrolled in Hogwarts).
Instead of never marrying he formed a harem of 62,000 women.
And lastly he created a philosopher's/sorcerer's stone and lived for ever while ruling the magical U.K. with his ever-growing harem until he just decided to take over the rest of the magical world where he created the perfect utopia Albus' greatest dream.
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