CRIBS in the Magical World - The Sidekicks Hideout

By: Storm610

Disclaimer; I OWN NOTHING!! DON'T SUE! sob life is SO unfair!

HOST: Hello! Welcome back to CRIBS IN THE MAGIVAL WORLD!

Today we get to look into the room of Ronald Weasley, sidekick of the

famous Harry Potter!

Earlier we had the pleasure of interviewing Ron… lets take a look…

HOST: Hello! I'm here with Ronald Weasley, the poor boy who's only

friend is a murderous slave of Voldermort who hides in a rats body.

HOST: So Ronald, is it true that you are in a family of seven children?

RON: Yes. big cheesy smile though no one knows why

HOST: Umhum… And you are in Gryffindor correct?

RON: Yes… Flashes an GRYFFINDOR ROCKS sign…. But was

quickly snatched by security and burned on sight

HOST: You favourite subject?

RON: Defence Against the Dark Art : )

All DADA professors in the audience clap

HOST: and your least favourite?

RON: POTIONS!! DAMN YOU PROFESSOR SNAPE

SNAPE: WEASLEY!!

RON: oh SHT!

HOST: ok… done with those crappy mandatory question.. On with the

more personal questions… evil laugh

RON twitches nervously in his seat

HOST: Ok.. Are you jealous of Harry Potter in any way?

RON: Yes! He has DRACO !! I MEAN um no,… not really…

HOST: and you enjoy playing ten pin bowling in the nude with Professor

Dumbledor if I am not mistaken…

RON: WHAT THE FCK?!?! I do NO SUCH THING!! shifty eyes

HOST: Sure you don't…. one final question… are sure you are a guy?

RON: What kind of question is that?!? Of course I am a boy………………………………....................... Well at least I think I am

RON gives an confused/scared look at the camera

HOST: Well to be honest, we didn't do a show… um well it was because

of budget cuts and….

The AUTHOR walks in

STORM610: Well to tell you the truth… I just got bored.. Give me a break

it's a Friday night, 12:49pm so I think I would rather sleep, wouldn't you?

Alright fine.. fine.. Stop looking at me like that! I WILL TELL YOU WHAT

WE FOUND IN HIS ROOM!!

STORM610 holds up a pair of frilly underwear, a pair of teasers, an a

old potions essay

STORM610: HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE MOVED

OUT A WEEK BEFORE!?!

Now if you'd excuse me… yawn I'm going to bed... Toddles...

CREDITS no one likes credits anyway so yha...

That's it, yup I got bored…. I HATE RON and I am not sure why.

Hmm… 419 words… not bad….

N e e d

m o r e

w o r d s

u r g

o h

y a

G O

S E E

H P 3

( IF YOU HAVENT SEEN IT ALREADY)

B E C A U S E

I T

KICKS

AS!!

YES THAT WORKED! 478 WORDS!

READ AND REVIEW!!

-STORM610