I Chafe In These Rubber Tights
Parody of "All Day And All Of The Night" by The Kinks
I always sweat and have to scratch
When I fight crime
I need talcum powder to
Help pursue slime
The only cure for The Dark Knight…
Is sacks of ice!!!
Quick! Go out and get that tube so I won't whine
I chafe in these rubber tights!
I chafe in these rubber tights!
I chafe in these rubber tights!
I'm aggrieved that I can't go fight the Joker
I'm stuck inside while my legs burn like a smoker
I moan and cry at burning thighs I must keep wide
Crap! I want to beat up Twoface but I'm fried
I chafe in these rubber tights!
I chafe in these rubber tights!
"Holy Crotch Rot Batman!"
(Killer guitar solo played by Harley Quinn)
There's no cream that can relieve "Bat scratch fever"
What's worse I left the Batmobile at the meter
Can Mr. Freeze make this pain cease so I can glide?
Alfred toss my rubber suit, A kilt I'll buy!
I chafe in these rubber tights!
I chafe in these rubber tights! (Yikes!)
I chafe in these rubber tights!
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