There's one room in the castle where he's got this stack of boxes. It's just this room with the door always shut, and there's this stack of heart-shaped boxes in there. They're from Godiva, and they're from Sees, and they're from Ethel M. And if you go in there around the middle of February, there's always one more's been added to the stack. He's gotta know that even if his plan succeeds (and there's no fuckin' way it is gonna succeed, not in your opinion there isn't) that shit's gonna be way too stale by then for anyone to want to eat it.
But you look in there in February, you're gonna see that the pile's been added to. The pile's pretty big already: Red boxes, and pink ones, and there's this little velvet-covered one that's got spiderwebs all stuck in the velvet.
It fuckin' creeps you out to look in there, but sometimes it's like you can't help yourself. Croquet'll say "Go get Master's deck from upstairs," or go get the dueling gloves, or the eyeballs for the ceremonial dinner, or whatever – Get a pair of handcuffs to restrain the Kaiba brat maybe, anyway, he'll send you to get some shit from upstairs. You'll go, and even on your way up the stairs you know you're gonna take one more peek.
Someone keeps them boxes real clean and shiny. They dust them off before they get a little bit dirty, and they re-stack them, and they try to get the spiderwebs offa the velvet one. You tell yourself it's just the maids cleaning up in there. It's just the maids cleaning up, like they do everywhere else on Duelist Kingdom. But them maids come up here pretty goddamn often. And they stay a while when they come too, you know because you've tried the door sometimes and it's been locked. And it ain't no maids that keep adding another box to the stack, every February 14th.