This is a funny little poem that I wrote for my girlfriend for Valentines Day when I was supposed to be studying for exams. Shame on me for shirking my responsibilities, I know. It's also late because this account was made a day before valentines day and has some kind of policy for new users about not being able to post a story until two days after you create account.
DISCLAIMER: My name is Masashi Kishimoto and I own all the rights to Naruto. *cough* *cough* No, seriously guys I own ABSOLUTELY nothing.
Enjoy! Oh and, happy BELATED Valentines day.
Oh Sasuke, oh Sasuke
How you make me sweat
You're a bastard and you know it
And you have been since the day we met
Forget about Sakura and those other chicks
They couldn't satisfy you like I can
And we all know you like dicks
And I can be your man
Even though you ran of to Oro-sama and got molested
I still love you
But I still think you should go get tested (Orochimaru is bond to be carrying something)
So then I can molest you, too.
Roses are tan
Violets are indigo
You're everything I want in a man
So in-I-go