No need For Black Voids

A crossover between Tenchi Muyo, Gundam Wing and Evangelion.

Disclaimer: NONE of these belong to me. As much as I would like to say I own the very cool yet insane err kind of people from Evangelion or the lovely bishonen pilots from Gundam Wing, or just the Tenchi crew I'm afraid I cant.

Wufei: She doesn't even own this computer, she stole Heero's!

Z.A. (Zelgadis's Apprentice): Shut UP Wufei. I've already threatened to bring in Xellos.

Wufei: You can't scare me with that fruitcake. He is weak!

Amelia: You tell her Mr Wufei. Justice shall always prevail.

Wufei and Amelia (in unison and striking little poses): JUSTICE!!

Z.A.: Right that's it, I'm setting Xellos AND Heero on you and I'm telling Heero, you two took his laptop.

Wufei and Amelia: Injustice that's not fair!

Z.A.: Laughs psychotically.

So, here we go…

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"Unidentified object headed this way!" Maya's voice began to fill with fear, as her mind already had a good guess at what the object was.

Misato's eyes shot up from her chat with Ritsuko as the red lights flared into life, "Is it an Angel?"

"Processing data to the MAGI…Enemy confirmed an Angel!"

"What's its current position?" Misato was now fully alert and mentally cursing in every language she knew. 'Why did it have to be now? With unit 01 in chryo-statis and Asuka not up to the task, shit!'

"Have unit 00 and unit 02 ready for launch." She began giving out commands with an extreme over use of her voice, "Asuka, Rei are you two ready?"

Static…"I'm ready." replied a soft monotone voice.

Then a harsh, heavily accented voice, "Yeah I'm ready, just make sure Wonder girl is here to back me up."

"No Asuka." Was the firm answer given, "Rei, you will engage the Angel. Asuka, you be ready to back here up."

"Affirmative."

"WHAT? Why are you letting HER do it?" Asuka whined.

"Asuka, this is my judgement, so don't disobey orders."

Maya looked at her screens disbelieving, "Major Katsuragi, another object has been detected on the radar!"

Misato's eyes went wide, "Is that possible, two angels at once?"

"No Ma'am, it's not confirmed as an angel by the MAGI, no AT field has been detected."

This caught Ritsuko's attention, "Has the MAGI any idea of what it is? Components or structural detail?"

"None, it's like a big void in space!"

"Is it moving?"

"Yes, towards central Dogma." Misato started thinking, 'this was totally unexpected, should I protect the complex from the angel or this new element.'

"The void is approaching 02!" Misato cocked her head to Maya.

"Asuka, get out of that area now!" The last of Asuka she heard was a frightened scream as the void enveloped her; then spread across the landscape, devouring unit 00, the Angel and their part the headquarters.

*****-A few hours earlier in another dimension! -*****

"OK we put this here and that there and BINGO!" Came a child-like voice from underneath a large mass of circuitry.

"You're the best Washu!"

"Washu you're the smartest in the Universe." Two voices began their appraisal of the small, red haired, maniacal genius.

"Now lets turn this baby on." Washu started up the machine and statistics started tumbling onto her translucent laptop.

"Ah-Ha, there seems to only be three types of matter in the entire Universe and known dimensions that I don't already have." Washu then made a triumphant cackle at the screen then smirked maliciously. "We'll soon see about that!"

The door to her lab opened slowly, and a head poked through the side. "Little Washu, dinner's ready."

"I'll be a little late for dinner Tenchi, but make sure you save me some." Tenchi soon noticed the concentration in her voice and knew from experience that a concentrating Washu is one not to disagree with.

"Sure little Washu." Tenchi removed his head from the doorway and let the door close.

Seeing Tenchi leave Washu went back to the information on the screen. "OK, according to this I'll have to scoop up all matter for the radius of a mile in each dimension, that'll do as long as I avoid the carrot fields this time."

She cringed at the memory; Ryo Oki wouldn't talk to her for ages after that small miscalculation. How was she supposed to know that those pokemon critters would breed like March Hares and eat all the fields contents? 'Well enough about that' she thought and started typing furiously on the laptop.

*****-Yet another dimension! -*****

Stars, God was everybody sick of stars! Duo couldn't take much more of fighting in outer space, it was so…depressing. At their age they should have been enjoying the Colonies recycled air or the Earth's beaches, but no they had to fight a bloody war that Zechs just HAD to start up.

"Hey Heero, I thought you said that they would have a maximum of a hundred and fifty suits at this point?"

"Listen Duo, I'm not a mind reader. I can't predict the enemies every move." Perspiration was evident on Heero's face and sticking to his unruly bangs. Duo wasn't much better off; at least Heero didn't have a gash on his face from the console smacking into his head.

"Hey guys?" Quatre's concerned voice filtered from the communicators. "There's a kind of void approaching us from point 0387, it seems to be enlarging."

Looking at his screen he saw Heero tense up and nod as a sign that he had registered what Quatre had said.

"Holy shit!" was the only appropriate words Duo could muster up at that point.

"We should get out of here. There will only be a bad consequence if we continue this battle." Trowa pointed out as he began to turn away. The rest of the Gundams retreated, but were no match for the speed of the void and were swallowed by the blackness…

TBC!

What is the black void that's sucked up our Heero's err…heroes (If you didn't already know ^_^) and just what will happen to Ryo Oki's carrot patch?

Aren't I mean ^_^ Well, if you want to read more of this, then please review. I will update when I can, but I would like some comments from you. Good, bad, improvements, suggestions for new chapters (I'm prone to writers block).

Wufei and Amelia are screaming in the back round and gunshots are heard.

Do you want to know what's going on? WELL…

That is a secret!! ^_^