I know, I know, I know. I haven't updated my other story in AGES and I'm REALLY REALLY SORRY about that. However, I watched a really sad episode of a show that I'm watching and it got me somewhat depressed and so I wrote this. I know the tag says "Humor" but originally this was supposed to be a tragedy. However, I couldn't get myself to kill Misaki, so instead this is a story that I had bouncing around my head ever since I myself was hit by a truck. I don't know how long it's going to be, but I WILL CONTINUE my other story. I'm just getting distracted too easily. Hopefully with school over, I'll be able to concentrate and buckle down. Anyway, please enjoy!

Disclaimer: I hate doing this. It's a waste of time to tell everyone who comes onto FAN that these are not written by the actual authors. That said, I do not, nor do I claim to own Kaichou wa Maid-sama.

Watch out for Trucks

"What happened?"

"Did anyone see it?"

"That truck came out of nowhere!"

"Is she okay?"

"Has someone called 911?"

"Yes, Officer. She's hurt real bad."

"No, I don't know. I didn't see it."

"Miss, can you hear me? Miss?"

"She unconscious. Take her straight there."

"Did someone grab her wallet? Who is she?"

"It says… Ayuzawa Misaki."

"Where… where am I?"

"Ayuzawa-san, right?"

"Yes. I'm… oh… ow…"

"What is it? Your arm? Back? Head?"

"Well, my arm hurts a little but it's really my head. I'm a little… dizzy."

"That's nothing to be too alarmed about right now. Have you figured out where we are yet?"

"We're in a hospital, right?"

"Yes, that's correct. Do you know why we're here?"

"No, I don't think so. I just remember that I was standing on the corner waiting for the crosswalk sign to turn green. Then I woke up here…"

"And we're very glad you woke up, Ayuzawa-san."

"What do you mean by that? Did I get head damage or—Ahhh!"

"What is it? Why did you scream?"

"My head. It hurts. It hurts."

"Shh… calm down, Ayuzawa-san. You'll be just fine. Breathe… breathe… good. Now I just want you to relax and count backwards from ten for me, okay?"

"Okay… Ten… nine… eight… seven… six…"

"How is your head, Ayuzawa-san?"

"It's fine."

"You sound cheerful."

"Is there a reason I shouldn't be?"

"Hahaha. No, I guess I'm just used to people being moody when they're in hospitals."

"Really? Huh, that's interesting."

"Well, we need to run a few more tests, okay, Ayuzawa-san? So I'm going to have to put you out again. Count backwards from ten."

"…Ten… nine… eight… seven…"

"You're family and friends are here, Ayuzawa-san. Would you like to see them?"

"My family?"

"Yes, and many of your friends. I think there are close to twenty people who want to see you. How about we just send in your mother and sister first?"

"Yes. Okay."

"Misaki! You had us so worried. Thank goodness you're okay!"

"Mom, don't smother her. She still has all those needles in her arm."

"Oh, Suzuna, don't be silly. It's only natural for a mother to be worried about her daughter."

"Excuse me, Ayuzawa-san, but these two young ladies are extremely anxious to see Ayuzawa Misaki."

"Oh, that's all right. We'll see you soon, okay Misaki?"

"Good-bye, Onee-chan."

…

…

"MISAKI-CHAN!"

"Sakura-chan! Be careful! She still has head injuries."

"Oh my goodness, Shizuko, you're right! Are you okay, Misaki? I didn't mean to hurt you, honest!

"I'm fine. I'm fine."

"Oh, but you'll never guess! Oh, it was so bad Misaki-chan!"

"Sakura, if you don't tell her, I will."

"NO! I'll tell her! Kuuga-kun asked me out on a date. I'm so excited. He asked me and then before I could answer I got a call from… Oh. My. Goodness. I never answered him! Oh, he must think I hate him! Oh no, I feel so bad. I need to go call him right away!"

"I called her right after Kuuga-kun confessed. I was telling her about how you were in the hospital and she freaked out. I wonder if that scared him off at all… don't worry. I've been keeping an eye on her while you've been here."

"How long have I been here?"

"Didn't anyone tell you? You've been her for almost two weeks now. We weren't allowed to see you because you were unconscious and in intensive care. You only woke up yesterday."

"…yesterday?"

"I need to go make sure that Sakura isn't doing something stupid. We'll come see you again soon, okay? And then you can tell us who all of those other people are too."

"Okay… bye."

…

…

"Ayuzawa-san? Apparently, the entirety of the Maid Latte staff wants to see you. Is that all right with you?"

"Yes, that's fine."

"You can come in, everyone."

"Misa-chan!"

"We were so worried!"

"If those three boys hadn't come in and told us—"

"I don't know what we could have done!"

"So many customers keep asking for you."

"We've told them that you're taking a vacation."

"It's not so awkward that way."

"Plus, they won't try to find you here at the hospital."

"We got you gifts."

"Oh, yes we did! Aoi-chan did too."

"But they wouldn't let him in."

"Oh, he was so mad."

"Apparently his outfit made him too suspicious."

"Security thought that he was trying to hide something."

"Do you think he's still there?"

"Maybe you should check on him, Satsuki-san."

"He is your nephew after all."

"Yes, I suppose you're right."

"Misa-chan, we'll come visit again soon, okay?"

"Don't worry. We're doing just fine right now in the shop."

"Although the three boys are now very depressed and sad when they sit at their table."

"I think they're actually here today."

"Anyway, bye, Misa-chan!"

"Bye-bye!"

"See you later!"

…

…

"Kanou-kun, the nurse said we could see President now."

"Hey, President."

"President! The school is actually okay. I thought you'd want to know that first. I think most of the guys are in shock that you were hit by that truck that they didn't know what to do."

"They're… in shock?"

"Mhmm. I think it's just because you out of all people, President, don't seem like the type of person who would be hit by a car."

"Yukimura-senpai. You're lesson is in twenty minutes."

"Oh no, really? I have to go now, President! I'm promised my teacher I would not be late today. I'll tell the student council that you're doing all right!"

"Bye, President."

…

…

"Ayuzawa-san, there is one more visitor who would like to see you. Do you want to see him, or would you rather rest and see him some other time."

"It's all right. I'll see him."

"Usui-san. You can come in now."

"Hey, Prez."

"Hey."

"How are you feeling?"

"I'm fine."

"So are you completely caught up on how everyone is doing?"

"… I'm really so sorry about this. I really am."

"What do you mean, Ayuzawa? It's not like any of this is your fault."

"No, I don't mean that. I mean, I don't know what's going on at all. Who were all of those people? Who are you?"

Hahaha... I'm sorry to leave you with a cliffhanger, but you have to admit, it's a pretty good one. Did anyone expect that Misaki has amnesia? Oh, and is this type of writing style too hard to follow? I really just didn't feel like writing down any details or "he said she said" things. I'm not sure if I'll continue that for the next chapters or not...

Anyway, I hope you liked it! Please review, even if it's just to tell me to get back to work on my other stories!