One day, Vaati was owning n00bs on Halo and eating a sandwich, when the doorbell rang.
"Well, I guess that's my package," he muttered.
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Vaati opened the door and saw an old delivery man with a package standing on the porch.
"What the hell do you want? I'm trying to own n00bs in Halo!"
The delivery man ignored him.
"Special delivery for Batty the Wine Magpie"
"Vaati the Wind Mage, you human scum!"
The moronic delivery man paid no attention.
"I need to see your ID."
Vaati hesitated for a moment, and then pulled his Driver's License out of his pocket.
The delivery man stared at the picture. The Hyminish's hair was frizzy, his eyes were bloodshot, and his teeth had spinach in them.
"Bwahahah! You look like a puppy molester!" the old kook laughed.
"Who looks like a puppy molester?" Bella asked, drying her magenta hair with a towel.
"This girl right here," the delivery man said, pointing to Vaati, whose face was red with embarrassment.
Bella looked at his ID photo and burst into tears of laughter.
"You do look like a puppy molester, kyahahaha!"
"You know it takes like five minuets to change your photo at the DMV? Hahahaha!" the delivery man laughed.
"Ssshhhh! D-don't tell him that, heheheh!" Bella snickered.
"YOU GUYS ARE JERKS!" Vaati screamed, running out of the house and driving away in his car.
Bella stood there, staring at the delivery man, who licked his lips in a perverted way.
"Wanna' come over for some cookies, hottie?" he said.
Bella slammed the door in his face and began playing Vaati's Halo game.
"What a pedophile," she grumbled, slashing an alien with her energy sword and eating Vaati's sandwich.
Outside the delivery man sulked and opened Vaati's package.
"Oh, sweet, a bra!" he grinned, rubbing it on his face.
"That's the stuff."
Just the out of nowhere a frying pan hit him in the face.
"Oh s**t," he cursed, passing out.