A/N: Just something funny that I thought of. Review please!
Nami was about to go into her room when she heard voices inside. More specifically, she heard Hancock and Luffy, giggling at something.
"Luffy, it needs to be longer," Hancock was telling him.
"Ah, okay," Luffy said, apparently stretching something out. "How's that?"
"Looks good to me," Hancock complimented him lovingly.
"Woo, this makes me tired!" Luffy exclaimed.
"Yeah, it's hard," Hancock agreed.
Nami threw open the door and burst in.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?" she started to scream angrily.
Then she noticed that they were looking at her in confusion.
"What's wrong with you Nami?" Luffy asked. "We were just trying to make you this nice carpet made of money for your birthday."
He held up the messily taped together bills that made a carpet that stretched all the way down her room.
Nami's only response was to blush and run out of the room, utterly embarrassed.
"Ah, maybe she didn't like it," Luffy shrugged after she was gone.
"I think she thought something different," Hancock smiled. "She seems to have quite inappropriate thoughts."
"Maybe," Luffy nodded, a little perplexed. "Oh well, now that I'm done with this what should we do?"
"I think I know just the thing," Hancock winked, lying on Nami's bed seductively.
"She's not the only one with inappropriate thoughts," Luffy teased, locking the door.