PROLOGUE: A Rude Awakening
Have you ever experienced a time when no matter how hard you tried, you failed, and the time you spent felt wasted? Then remember this tale of a great hero, who never was.
*Screen gets darker and brighter as Luigi opens and closes his eyes. He appears to have been hit.
*Luigi shuts his eyes to rest and screen is black
Voice: hey mister, are you ok?
*Luigi is lying down, but opens his eyes and the screen lights up. Luigi is alone in a lush green flat field under a tree. A Goomba wearing overalls and a straw hat is standing by him.
Goomba: nice to see your ok!
*Luigi springs up and gets into a fighting stance
Goomba: I don't wanna fight you! You would probably win anyway…
*Luigi calms down
*Luigi looks around
Luigi: ?
Goomba: You look confused. What's wrong?
*Luigi does the explain motion
Goomba: A strange portal? I don't know. Nothing out of the ordinary was around here, besides a green mustached man.
*Luigi thinks for a second
*Luigi does the explain motion
Goomba: No, I didn't see anyone else here.
*Luigi thinks again
*Luigi does the explain motion
Goomba: Here? This is the Plain Plains! It got its name from… begin plain. Nothing ever happens here, and I was out looking for something to do. Then I found you here on the ground taking a nap!
*Luigi looks around again
*Luigi sighs
Goomba: listen, you obviously are lost and confused. Why don't you come back to my house. We can clear things up and figure out what happened to you there.
*Luigi smiles and nods
Goomba: you're not very talkative, I see. I like quiet people. Anyway, my name is Gam. Short and simple. What's your name?
*Luigi does the explain motion
Gam: Luigi? Never heard of that name before. Well, nice to meet you Luigi.
*Luigi nods
*Gam looks to the East
Gam: I gotta be getting home now...
*Gam looks at Luigi
Gam: my house is that way. Just follow that road and you should get there. I live in Plain Town! The town got its name for being…plain. Ill run up ahead. Just be careful, not everyone around here is nice. You may need to battle someone. Would you like me to show you how?
*Player would now choose a Yes or No option. Yes would lead into a example of how to battle as Luigi, use attacks, beat enemies, do action commands, and gain star points. I assume everyone reading this would have already played a Paper Mario game before so they already know how. If you haven't played a Paper Mario game before, stop reading this and go play one. So let's assume the player picked the No option.
Gam: No? Yeah, I figured you knew how. You look like the type that knows how to take care of himself…haha. Anyway, ill meet up with you back in town.
*Luigi nods
*Gam walks off screen
*Luigi looks around
Luigi: ?...
*Player takes control of game. The road is short and shouldn't take anymore than 3-17minutes to complete, depending on how many enemies are fought. Along the road, there are few weak enemies to fight and a few items to pick up. There are also coins blocks. Story continues once the player reaches the gate leading into Plain Town.
*Luigi walks onto screen. Gam is standing by a gate. The gate surrounds a few miniature, dry farms and a few lazy farm animals.
Gam: Luigi!
*Gam walks up to Luigi
Gam: Glad to see you made it
*Luigi nods
Gam: Sorry I had to run, but my dad gets worried if I'm away for too long… he's really over protective. Speaking of my dad, let's go ask him about…where did you say you're from again?
*Luigi does explain motion
Gam: Yeah, I'm sure my dad knows about Mushroom Kingdom! I live in the house with the Brown mailbox. It's not that great of house though…meet you there.
Gam walks off screen
*Player takes control of game. Story continues once player enters through the gate into Plain Town
Luigi: !
Voice: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
*A very fast figure move across the top of the screen
*Gam comes running onto the screen
Gam: HEY! GIVE ME BACK MY DAD YOU THIEVES!
*Screen moves over to show Bowser and Bowser Jr. in the clown balloon. A Goomba tied up with a rope and with his mouth tapped up is in the clown balloon with them.
Bowser Jr: WEHEHEHEHEHEH!
Bowser: I don't think so, little boy!
Gam: Let him go or ill…ill…
Bowser: You'll what?! Headbonk us?! HAHAHA! Just don't try anything stupid and neither of you will get hurt.
Bowser Jr.: Yeah! Tell em', daddy!
Bowser: We need to ask your dad a few… questions. We'll return him in 1 piece when we're done. If I'm in a good mood. HAHAHAHA
*Gam gets into a fighting stance
Gam: We'll help you dad!
*Gam turns to Luigi
Gam: Will you save my dad? Please…
*Luigi nods and gets into a fighting stance
Bowser: HAHAHA!! What's this?!?! A green man!?!?! What are you going t-………..
*Bowser's jaw drops in astonishment
Gam: wanna finish that sentence?
Bowser:………No…NO. NO. NO. NO. NO NO NO.
Gam: Ok! Jees, I heard you the first time. If you don't wanna finish it, don't, but don't make a huge deal out of it…
Bowser: NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gam: Huh? What can't be happening?
Luigi: ?
Bowser: YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT CAN'T BE HAPPENING!?!? IT'S THIS GUY!!!
Gam: what's wrong with him?
*Bowser jumps up and down in rage
Bowser: WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM!?!?! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM!!! NO MATTER WHERE I GO, NO MATTER WHAT I DO, NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY, THERE IS ALWAYS A STUPID MARIO BRO. FOLLOWING ME TO RUIN MY PLAINS! EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!! IT MAKES ME MAD! I MEAN SERIOUSLY! IM NOT EVEN KIDNAPPING YOUR STUPID PRINCESS! IM DOING OTHER THINGS! OTHER THINGS THAT ARE NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS AND THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BE TRYING TO STOP ME FROM DOING, SINCE THEY EFFECT YOU IN NO WAY! I MEAN, HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS PALCE?! EVERYWHERE I GO! IT'S ALWAYS MARIO OR… Erm, what was your name again? Waluigi?
*Luigi slaps his forehead
Gam: His name is Luigi
Bowser: Oh yeah, now I remember. Anyway Luigi, I hate you.
*Bowser snaps his fingers
Bowser: Junior!
Bowser Jr.: Yes daddy?!
Bowser: Take care off… umm…ermmm… green Mario!
*Luigi slaps his forehead and shakes his head in frustration
Bowser: I mean Luigi! Take care of Luigi!
*Bowser Jr. leaps onto Luigi
Bowser Jr: WEHEHEHE!
*Battle begins
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Mini Boss
Name: Bowser Jr.
Attacks: Stomp (Direct)
Fire Ball (Indirect)
Power: Stomp: 1
Fire Ball: 2
HP: 10
Defense: 0
Avoidance: any fire attacks
*Player must beat Bowser Jr. to move on
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*Bowser Jr. is lying on the floor
*Luigi gives Gam a thumbs up
Luigi: oh yeah!
Gam: nice!
Bowser Jr.: uhhh…sorry daddy…
*Bowser starts jumping up and down in the clown balloon with anger
Bowser: THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!!!!! STUPID MARIO BROS!!!!!!
*Clown Balloon pops
*Bowser and Gam's dad are still in the air
Bowser: Crap
*Bowser and Gam's dad fall down and hit the floor. The screen shakes
Bowser: GAH!!! NOTHING EVER GOES MY WAY!!!!
Gam: Serves you right!
*Bowser picks up Bowser Jr.
Bowser: I'll be back! Mark my word…..Ummm.....Lawrence!
*Bowser runs off screen
*Gam and Luigi look at each other
*Gam and Luigi look at Gam's dad