Just to let you know:
I DON'T OWN TDI!
I only own TDJ.
Now on with the show
Chris:"Last time we saw our campers was on the special, TDDDDI. Unfortunately no one won the money for the fact that it was eaten by sharks.[Chris laughs] Sadly, some of those campers have not be doing so good. As in ending up in Juvie not good. Now, no one did anything wrong, we just set up some scenarios that got them in trouble.[Chris laughs again] So now they are being sent to this 'juvenile detention center' to be filmed for 6 weeks. Whoever is the first to leave actually wins, last standing loses, but they don't know that. Forently I won't be here to host. I got a twin bro who wants to learn about being a host so I talked into letting the producers let him host this. Who be bad? Who will be good? Can I get any more handsome? Find out today on Total......Drama......Juvie!!!!!"
[song that has same beat as TDI's theme song plays]
Dear Mom and Dad: I'm doing time,
for stealing, resisting,speeding, and other crime.
I didn't pay a speeding ticket fee,
play jokes on those who couldn't see.
I wanna get out of juvie.
The put me in a cell with no light from the sun,
from that point I knew there will be no more fun.
Everything I've done wrong was proved,
tried to run but there were cops in my way.
I wanna get out of juvie,
Noooo, no no no no no, no no no no no, no no no no no.
(thump,thump,thump)
I wanna get
I wanna get
I wanna get out of juvie
I wanna get
I wanna get
I wanna get out of juvie
(whistling to tune at end)
Chris' brother Khris: "Hello, and welcome to TDJ. Today we will be joing sixteen teens that have be breaking the law and stuff as they fight their way out of juvie. Undoubtedly, they are some of your favorite TDI campers. Truthful I feel bad for them.[starts laughing] Nah, just kidding! Anyways, lets meet our first two delinquents! [looks at piece of paper] Wait, this can't be right! It says that the first to arrive in Courtney and Duncan!"
[police siren is heard, then car doors slam shut]
Duncan: "Home sweet home."
Courtney: "How can you cay this is home? It feels cold and depressed. Totally what I don't like."
Khris: "Dude, I totally believe that your here. But how did she get here?"
Duncan: "Assisted robbery."
Courtney: "Lier! You stole a necklace and gave it to me! Then the police came after me and not you! The only reason your here is because I told on you and they believed it!"
Duncan: "What ever floats your boat, sweetheart." [he smirks]
Courtney: "I told you not to call me that!"
Duncan scoffs while walking away. Courtney follows while still yelling.
Khris: "Next is Izzy and Eva!"
[police siren is heard, then car doors slam shut]
Izzy: Hi Chris! Rember me? Of course you do! I'm E-Scope if you don't rember! Wow this place looks just right to climb around on! Come on Eva!"
Eva: "I really, really don't want to be here right now, and soon, neither will you."
Khris: "Okay......."
Khris: "Next up is Heather and Beth!"
[police siren is heard, then car doors slam shut]
Khris: "Welcome Heather, Beth."
Beth: "Hi."
Khris: "You look different."
Beth: "I got my braces and glasses removed."
Khris: "Oh."
Heather: "Oh wow, It really figures that Mr. Delinquent, Miss Cyco, and Miss Rageahoclic are here." [Heather laughs]
Duncan: "Right back at you sweetheart!"
Courtney: "Hey, I thought I was your sweetheart!"
Duncan: "I thought you didn't want to be called that."
Courtney: "Not then! But now your calling Heather that!"
Duncan: "So what now?"
Courtney: "I'm not talking to you."
Duncan: "Courtney, wait!"
[Courtney walkes away with Duncan following]
Khris: "Next is Ezekiel, Harold, and Noah!"
[police siren is heard, then car doors slam shut]
Ezikel: "So this is it, eh?"
Khris: "Sure is."
Noah [in sarcastic tone]: "Wow, this is all I expected and more.
Harold: "This is perfect to pratice my mad karate skill."
[Noah slaps his face]
Khris: "Next is.....wait, it this right?"
[Khris looks to camera man]
Khris: "It is? Okay. Next is Katie and Sadie!"
[police siren is heard, then car doors slam shut]
Katie: "Look Sadie, it's juvie!!"
Sadie: "I always wanted to see what juvie was like!"
Katie: "Me too!"
Sadie: "Don't you just love how much we have in common?!?"
Katie: "I do!"
Katie and Sadie: "Eeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee eeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee!"
Khris: "How do they breath? Anyways, its time for Geoff!"
[police siren is heard, then car doors slam shut]
Geoff: "Hey dudes and dudettes!"
All in unsion: "Hey Geoff."
Geoff: "Its great to be here!"
Khris: "Uh, dude, your at juvie."
Geoff: "Oh yeah, right. Well, its bad to be here then."
Khris: "Next is DJ."
[police siren is heard, then car doors slam shut]
DJ: "Hey man, whats happening?"
Khris: "Just hosting this."
DJ: "Yeah I kinda figured."
[DJ walks away to the other campers]
Khris: "Cody, show yourself!"
[police siren is heard, then car doors slam shut]
Cody: "Chris, long time, no see!"
Khris: "Yeah I know. Now its Bridgette's turn!"
[police siren is heard, then car doors slam shut]
Bridgette: "Hi!"
[Bridgette walks to rest of 'delinquents']
Khris: "The big guy himself, Owen!"
[police siren is heard, then car doors slam shut]
Owen: "Hey Chris! Is this juvie? I never knew it looked like this. I seen juvie in movies and on tv, but never in real life."]
Khris: "Thats nice Owen, but my name isn't Chris, it's Khris."
Owen: "Same thing."
Khris: "Tecknally, no. It's pronounced Kiss."
[Khris looks away]
Owen: "Ex-squease me? Did I here kiss?"
[All except Khris start laughing hysterically]
Kriss: "What?!? I coulden't get me name changed in time!"
Duncan [while still laughing]: "What, you coulden't kiss up to them to change it quicker?"
[All except Khris start laughing harder while Khris' face looks very upset]
Cody [while still laughing]: "Dude, take a pill. A love pill!"
[All except Khris start laughing harder while Khris' face looks even more upset]
Khris: "DUDE! IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!"
TO be contunied...
Okay that was part one.
Once I get enough reviews(they have to be nice reviews), I'll put up espisode 1 part 2
TDITGirl1301 out.