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3rd Person P.O.V
It was a quiet day at the Cullens house, Emmett was bored, trying to find a way to annoy Bella. Bella was with Edward in the love seat looking into each other eyes, Alice and Jasper was on the small couch cuddling, Esme and Carlisle was in the big couch watching TV, And Rosalie was next to them reading a car magazine.
All of a sudden Alice starts laughing uncontrollably
Bella P.O.V
"Hey Bella." Emmett Said
"What?" I asked but I know its going to be bad, because of the grin he has on his face and Alice laughing harder "lets have a contest" he said
" What kind of contest" I said kind of scared I am come on it Emmett
"Yo Mama Contest" Emmett Said I grin, none of the Cullens know I am a master at that game
" You Are Sooooooo On!" I said with an evil smile
"honey you know u cant compete with Emmett, he always wins this game" Edward said trying to make me back out. nope not happening!
"Emmett, Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class." Ooh came from the Cullens
"Bella, Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy" ooh! came again from the Cullens now they moving their head to who ever is talking is quite funny.
"Emmett, Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!""
"Bella, Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!"
"Emmett, Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
"Bella, Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
"Emmett, Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
by now, all the Cullens are laughing so loud and grabbing their sides but we keep at it
"Bella, Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911?"" Emmett Said smirking thinking he got me but I ain't done Yet!
"Emmett,Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead"
"Bella, Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved"
"Emmett,Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her"
Emmett said quiet " umm whats wrong Emmett?" he still was still quiet even the Cullens got quiet looking a Emmett with worried faces
" Omq Edward did I say something a shouldn't" Looking a Edward with a worried expression
" I don't know he's mind is blank"
HAHAHAHAHAHA" Emmett booming laughter filled the room
"Bella Is The New Queen Of YO MAMA JOKES!" Emmett Yelled while all the Cullens agreed an burst out laughing again I stand up and bowed " Thank You, Thank You My Darlings" And sat back down everyone just burst out laughing again
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