WRITER'S BLOCK
There I was standing in that egg white room standing in front of that big white block: "The writer's block". "Any last words?" I asked it. "You may use any of the weapons in your arsenal to try and destroy me" it replied. "Try?" I asked. I picked up the katana at my feet and charged at the giant block yelling "YOU WILL NEVER STOP ME AND MY FRIENDS FROM WRITING STORIES EVER AGAIN! !" I slashed the block several times leaving deep cut marks. I stepped back to see the cuts heal in seconds. "You've gotta be kidding me!" I ran back to the weapons and picked up the machine gun and the sunglasses "Asta la vista baby" I put the sunglasses on and put the magazine in the machine gun then began to fire. I fired and fired until the magazine was empty but the giant block just absorbed the bullets like a giant sponge "You have one final weapon. Also remember the pen is mightier than the sword." "I'VE GOT IT!" I yelled. I picked up the pen and ran up to the block I wrote a short story on the block then backed up. "Well done. You have solved the puzzle no one ever has!" suddenly I heard loud beeping "SELF DESTRUCTION IN 5-4-3" I ducked and sat there with my hands over my head. Suddenly the block exploded words flew everywhere: Demon, hero, villain. All the words to make a perfect story flying everywhere. Suddenly I woke up with the perfect story ideas flowing through my head "so it wasn't a dream I said. Good now my friends can write stories all they want!