RedDragon: Hey guys what's up! I am here to tell you that this is our first song parody.

Sage Wolf: And if you don't know what that is, then I'll tell you. It is a story or poem that uses a song for inspiration and combines it with another entity.

The Dom: So what song is it? Please don't tell me it is a Justin Beiber song(The Dom curls into a ball and is shacking).

RedDragon: Who do you think I am? Hitler? No, the song that inspired this was Devil went down to Georgia. Which we do not own. I REPEAT, WE DO NOT OWN! Now I bet you all are asking what we are combing it with.

AssassinK: No, they are asking when the next chapter of Mega Man 11 is coming.

RedDragon: It's coming, so without further ado here is 'Madara went down to Konoha'

Madara went down to Konoha

Madara went down to Konoha. He was lookin' for a biju soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind. He was willing to make a deal
When he came across this young man practicing his jutsus and nine tail fox.
And Madara jumped upon a hickory stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

Madara smiled, this was too easy for him. All he had to do was beat this blond haired brat in a bet and the last free biju would be his, and he had the perfect plan to do so. Leaping upon a tree stump in the middle of the training ground, Madara greeted the young ninja. "Hello gaki, care to make a wager?"

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a great ninja, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good rasengan, boy, but give this legend his due.
I'll bet a wife clothed in gold against your fox's soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."

Naruto stared at the revived ninja, weighing his options. On one hand if he lost then Kurama would be taken and Madara would take over the world. On the other hand, if he won then he would get a wife, 'Maybe it would be Sakura-chan!' He looked at his biju partner and Kurama nodded his head in response.

The boy said, "My name's Naruto, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm gonna be the best Hokage there's ever been."

Madara smiled, this would be easy. All he needed to do was break out all of his strong jutsus and he would win. But before he could start or say anything three small toads appeared and began to sing and dance between them. Madara only had one thought, 'Did I smoke anything this morning?'

"Naruto, rosin up your feet and play your jutsus hard.
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Konoha and Madara deals it hard.
And if you win you get a beautiful wife clothed gold,
But if you lose the devil gets Kurama's soul".

Madara cracked his knuckles and got ready to summon some minions to help him. He never said he would play fair. But that is what you get when you make a bet with the man who was often compared with the devil in the elemental nations.

Madara cracked his knuckles and he said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his brow.
And he pulled the fingers into a hand sign and they made an evil hiss.
And a band of white zetsus joined in and it sounded something like this.

Madara and the white zetsus fired jutsu after jutsu. Destroying everything they hit. By this time the rest of Konoha had noticed and rushed to see what was happening, especially a lavender eyed girl with a crush on a certain blond. By the time they all got there, Madara had finish and the zetsus disappeared.

When Madara finished, Naruto said, "Well, you're pretty good ol' teme,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."

Naruto then got into his biju chakra mode and prepared his next move. There was much at stake here and he knew he had to win. Right before he started he heard Kurama say, 'Let's so this asshole how it's really down.'

"Rasenshuriken." Run, zetsus, run!
Madara's in the house of the Konoha;
Sasuke's in his house hiding from fan girls.
Naruto, does your fox bite? No, toad, no.

Madara couldn't believe his eyes. This young upstart had made him look like a dead last. His last Bujidama had blown all of his zetsus away. He was trying to think of a way out of this. But that thought died when he saw the shinigami in the background. If the god of death was here then this deal was binding and there was no way to weasel out of this.

Madara bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
And he laid a golden wedding ring on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said, "Madara, just come on back if you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you son of a bitch—I'm gonna be the best Hokage there's ever been."
And he played:

Madara looked at Naruto with hate as he picked up the wedding ring. Rising from the stump he looked at the crowd as his sharingan flashed and a certain laverder eyed girl disappeared. He looked over to the gaki as he looked at the ring with glee. Madara was angry at the blond for ruining his plans. 'Enjoy your time while you can, gaki. For soon, my plans will be realized, and I shall have my revenge.'

"Rasenshuriken." Run, zetsus, run!
Madara's in the house of the Konoha;
Sasuke's in his house hiding from fan girls.
Naruto, does your fox bite? No, toad, no.

Later Naruto returned to his apartment. He was exicted because Kurama told him Madara did keep his word and now there was a bride just for him in his apartment. Naruto was now truly giddy and wondered who it would be. He reached his apartments door and with the patience of a child on Christmas, he opened his front door, "Honey I'm home."

Hinata was confused. One minute she was watching her crush beat Madara in a contest and the next, she was in an unfamiliar apartment now wearing a golden bridal gown. 'Why am I here and why am I wearing this?' Hinata thought to herself. Fortunately or unfortunately, depending how you look at it, the owner of the apartment had burst through the door, "Honey I'm home!"

They stared at eachother for several minutes not believing what was going on. Naruto was shocked that the bride that Madara promised was Hinata and not Sakura as he had hope. 'Well she does look sexy in that gown and her che-, NO! BAD NARUTO, you are not like Ero-sennin!' 'Come on Naruto, you got to admit she look amazing in that golden gown.'

Hinata was shocked beyond belief. Here she was in Naruto's apartment, in a golden wedding dress, and him calling to her like she was his wife. 'This has to be a dream, if so please don't wake up just yet.' In her mental ramblings, Hinata had failed to notice Naruto approaching her and grabbing her hand.

"Guess this means you're my wife then." Naruto stated. Hinata just nodded her head before being swept up in a hug by her one true love. "Well, I guess I couldn't ask for a better wife!" Naruto told her with a genuine smile.

Hinata stared at him before she leaned forward and with every ounce of bravery she had, she kissed him right on the lips. Naruto was surprised for a second but returned the kiss and deepened it. Still maintaining the kiss, Naruto picked he up bridal style and carried her into his room closing the door behind them.

RedDragon: Well there you have it folks, our first Naruto story and it has a nice NaruHina ending. And no, there will be no follow up with them in the bedroom was a song about sex, we are more sophisticated then that here.

AssassinK: Well, at least the ending was nice.

Sage Wolf: Now to get on with our other stories(mounts a white horse that had a bone mask and a hole on its neck), Hi HO Plot Hole, Away!

RedDragon: How long until he figures out that that's a hollow.

Sage Wolf: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! This horse is trying to eat me!

AssassinK: The real question is how did it get pass the anti-hollow field.

The Dom: (standing next to the anti-hollow field switch and whistling)What?

AssassinK: Never mind.