(A/N: this takes place after Breaking Dawn,)

DISCLAIMER: I promise to return Stepenie Meyer's character's when I'm done having fun with them, so don't sue me :)

Emmett moments!!!!

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Edward's POV

Finally everything was quite, my family and I were enjoying peaceful and silent pastimes, Alice designing (of course) on her laptop, Esme creating elaborate plans for Renesmee's room,

Carlise deep in medical research, Renesmee was asleep dreaming of being in our beautiful meadow, Bella and I were watching her sleep, Rosalie's eyes couldn't seem to stop admiring her so

called "beautiful face of perfection" quoting Emmett, speaking of Emmett I couldn't exactly figure out what he was doing from his thoughts, carefully, carefully wait the green with the red

or the orange with the purple? Oh wel- WHOOPS! Uh oh I don't think that is supposed to happen, Dang it! I'm soooo dead if this explodes huh WAIT!!! Explodes as in Kaboom? Ah Emmett

can be such a retard some times- my thoughts were cut off by Alice's yell "NOO! Emmett Don't d- BOOOM!!! CRACK! Magenta liquid steamed through the ceiling, ah Emmett was never

could in chemistry always screwin' things up, well it wouldn't be the first time he totally destroyed this house with chemicals, now I could hear anger and some confusion, from Rosalie I

heard what the heck was that? oh no! EMMETT! Ahh I can't believe he did this again! Then from Esme who was Really mad and sad EMMETT WILL PAY FOR THIS!! Oh no my poor house I

worked so hard on it… AHHHHH! Why does he have to be so stupid all the time!!! Also from Bella dear god PLEASE tell me Emmett didn't try to do Chemistry again! Of course that's just

the way Emmett is I guess we just have to accept him, idiotic choices and all, oh well I'll help Esme clean up, I'll bet she's really upset… also from a very confused Renesmee who just woke

up I laid my palm on Momma I only remembered the big boom so I replayed that for her, she answered me out loud "oh that's nothing you need to worry about now, honey just go back to

sleep" I yawned and laid back down, then suddenly I was on a cloud which made me even more confused until I realized I was asleep so I let my unconsciousness take me to my dream

world… Carlise was already taking charge of the plans to fix the damaged area, Alice was full of apologies for not seeing this incident sooner, and Jasper was overwhelmed with the sudden

change in the moods of all of us, and Emmett was cursing and yelling at himself while thinking that was SICK! Especially when it turned black then blew up! That was soooo cool! Ugh now

I have to go explain then get yelled at, sigh the story of my life, but life would be boring without adventure… now everyone was coming to conclusions of what should be done, Esme

shouted at Emmett "That's it mister, I'm putting my foot down!!!", that was when Alice's thoughts turned to a vision, Esme had already made the decision the vision was harder than me

and clearer than glass, Emmett would be taking a leave of absence from this house hold, and very soon, But when?

(A/N: Was it terrible? okay? these are the things I need to know! I have a plan and it will get better, but if your only hobby is hating Fan Fiction and writing mean reviews, write what ever you must, but otherwise have a happy day! Peace Out- cullenwannabe913