WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE IF HARRY WEREN'T INCREDIBLY DIM.

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Harry was worried, the first task was in an hour; he didn't know what to do, he wasn't quite sure he'd mastered the "Accio" charm yet.

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Harry swallowed; he stood before the Horntail. This was it. Harry had better have mastered this charm, otherwise, he was doomed!

Harry closed his eyes, "Here goes nothing," he thought.

"ACCIO DRAGON'S EGG!"

The dragon's egg came flying towards him.

Everyone sat there in stunned silence, Harry had completed the first task in fifteen seconds.

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Harry Potter glanced down at the Gillyweed that Dobby had handed him. He grimaced, Harry didn't really like worms, and this Gillyweed looked A LOT like worms.

Harry looked around; everyone else had started their tasks.

He was falling behind!

Harry began to panic, and in this panic Harry dropped the Gillyweed into the lake.

"CRAP!" he thought, "Oh well, back to square one.."

"ACCIO RON!"

Ron came zooming towards him.

Everyone, once again, sat in stunned silence. Harry had finished the second task in twenty seconds.

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Harry wasn't worried, he was totally prepared for the third task.

Ludo Bagman announced that he could enter the maze.

Harry stared at him, "Why would I want to do that?"

"You have to try to get the cup! Idiot boy!"

Harry shrugged and began picking at his fingernails.

"YOU HAVE TO GO IN!" Ludo cried frantically, "I CAN'T LOSE ANYMORE MONEY, I JUST CAN'T!"

Harry shrugged.

"GET IN THERE AND GET THE CUP!" Ludo hissed.

Harry sighed, "ACCIO TRIWIZARD CUP!"

The cup came zooming towards him. Harry grinned, he reached out his hand and clasped the handle, promptly disappearing from sight.

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Epilogue:

Cedric never died, Harry didn't whine all summer and the next school year, Harry never got with Cho.