Ecce! In pictura est puella, nomine Bella. Bella est puella Americana quae in
Arizona habitat. Etiam in pictura est domus Forcus ubi Bella aestate habitabit.
Bella dolet quod ad Forcum movet. Bella iam in aeroplanum* sedet et cogitat.
Etiam in pictura est vir, nomine Carlius.** Carlius est pater Corneliae. Carlius in Forcus habitat. Bella cum Carlio habitabit. Laeta est Carlius quod Bella iam in domus ei habitabit.
Neologisms:
Forcus, -a, -um = adjective form of Forks (equivalent to Romanus, -a, -um)
Notes:
*Legitimate word for airplane
**There's gotta be a better Romanization of "Charlie". Ideas?
AN: I realize that including future and imperfect tense in a spoof of chapter one is kind of like using the word "sesquepidalian" in a rewrite of One Fish, Two Fish. Apologies to any newbies trying to get their Latin on.
Also, if anybody wants long marks (also known as macrons), drop me a line.
Criticisms welcomed.