I don't really have anything to say about this xD

End was kinda half assed.

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Krew stared at himself in his specially made mirror. No OTHER mirror had been cool enough (or big enough) to cast a full reflection. But this one was perfect, gold plated border with metal head skull gems all around it. It as truly the only thing worthy of reflecting Krew's sexy self.

He gawked at himself, nearly drooling at his beautiful rolls of fat. Dear lord was he hot. It was true. Krew was hot, and phat. Well he'd been phat in his younger days, back when he was a hip hop star.

Now those WERE the days. He remembered them so fondly, all his number one singles. He gurgled in the pleasurable thoughts, when suddenly a growl that could care away even the fiercest of metal heads erupted through the room. Krew was hungry.

As he hovered to the fridge he didn't think he could make it. Sweat covered his body, forming pools under him as he hovered about in a clumsy manner. It'd been half an hour since the last time he ate! Finally his beautiful form got to the sweet sanctuary of the fridge and after some heaving and disturbing grunts he managed to pull it open, only to discover that it was...EMPTY! A loud scream of horror came from him and he zoomed into the front room, grabbing the communicator off the bar.

"JAK!" he screamed into the device, nearly busting the blonde's ear drum. "JAK I NEED YOU TO RUN AN ERRAND FOR ME!" Krew bellowed.

"Ugh Krew it'll have to wait, I'm busy." Jak groaned, his message coming in fuzzy, Krew really needed to get long distance. It was also so troublesome to reach Jak when he was flitting about in the forest.

In his rage Krew ate the communicator and roared in anger. His fat fingers fumbled around the wall before pressing a descret red button that no one else even really noticed was there. The roof to the Hip Hog opened up, providing space for Mr. Living Large Krew. He zoomed out of the opening and through the city, blocking out the sun where ever he went, growling and wheezing the whole way.

This couldn't be good for his blood pressure. But he was going to starve! So he rampaged through the city, bellowing and causing havoc.

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"Erol! Erol!" Keira shrieked seeing the red head entering through the doors to her grage. "EROL! Please help us! Krew's on a rampage and Jak's nowhere to be found!" she cried over dramatically, placing the back of her hand on her forehead.

Erol knew where Jak was, he'd been spying on his pretty little blonde boy in Haven Forest, day dreaming about his darker side. But he wans't about to tell Keira that. "I SHALL TAKE CARE OF THIS!!" Erol said and in a flash was gone, using his super (unknown) pixie speed that he had.

-

Krew was just about to eat a civilian that he'd caught floating about in his orbitial pull when Erol showed up.

"PUT THAT....worthless thing down!" Erol demanded.

"Who says." Krew wheezed.

"The Leader of the Hell cats, MEEE-OWWW~" Erol purred, doing a cat like motion with his hand.

"MHMM, I haven't had CAT in a long time." Krew said as he dropped the person, and began to chase after Erol.

"Oh shit!" Erol screeched as he took off, running from the looming figure of Krew.

Jak sighed as he came upon the...disturbing scene. Krew with Erol's legs hanging out of his mouth.

"Spit him out Krew, Sig ordered Pizza for you, it's back t the Hip Hog." Jak grumbled. At the sound of the word pizza Krew spit Erol out and was gone, moving fats then thought possible.

-

"Oh sweet food." Krew said after finishing his twentieth pizza.

And so ended another eventful day in the life of Krew.