Caedin walked through the chilly grounds of Hogwarts. It was late morning on a snowy winter day. The wind pierced his ears, but he continued on. He was meeting his friend Tauriel behind Hagrid's hut. She was an elf from middle earth. Although Caedin and Tauriel were just friends, he wished they were more than that. And today he intended to tell her how he felt. The only thing holding him back was the fact that his friend Quinn had a crush on Tauriel. Caedin had loved Tauriel for over a year, he was the one who introduced her to Quinn! Caedin was just more private about his feelings. Quinn has had a crush on her for 6 months. But Caedin felt that the only one who truly understood him was Tauriel. Quinn would have to deal, he would understand, wouldn't he?

I look down at my watch and jump. Shit! I'm going to be late! If I run I should be on time... With my long legs it shouldn't be a problem. And so he sprinted to Hagrid's hut. He slowed down when he reached the front, and walked to the back. When he saw Tauriel, he greeted and hugged her. Then, he stared at his feet. He risked a glance upward. Before he could stop himself, before he could even think, the words were slipping out of his mouth.

"I love you!" he said awkwardly.

"In what way?" Tauriel asked with a grin.

"In that way. As in, I want you to be my girlfriend." he replied.

"Well then, in that case..." she said, "I shall be proud to be your girlfriend."

He grinned, "So.."

"My father won't be happy. You know how he feels about wizards..." Tauriel muttered, as she stared at her feet.

Caedin lifted up her chin so that she was looking into his eyes. "I don't care what your father thinks, for our love is so strong that nothing can break it." And before she could respond, he kissed her right on the lips.

Suddenly, a peacekeeper marches over. Tauriel lifts her bow and loads it with an arrow. She aims it at the peacekeeper. Caedin has his wand at the ready.

"I come all the way from Panem and this is what I get?" the peacekeeper says, irritated.

"What do you want?" Tauriel demands.

"I just wanted to have a picnic with you two..." The peacekeeper mutters.

They lower their weapons and set up a picnic. They sit and chat with the friendly peacekeeper. Then Quinn comes over. His eyes widen slightly at the sight of Tauriel. Then they widen so much they could have fallen from his face, when he catches sight of the peacekeeper.

"YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!" He shouts at the friendly peacekeeper, "I KNOW IT'S YOU. I CAN RECOGNIZE THOSE CURVES ANYWHERE! HOW COULD YOU, GLIMMER? HOW COULD YOU?"

The peacekeeper removes her helmet, revealing a beautiful blonde haired girl. "Quinn...It's not what it looks like, I swear."

"It looks like you are in a relationship with TWO of my friends!" Quinn screams.

"No, I swear! I just wanted to get to know your friends, that's all!" Glimmer says calmly.

"Oh, okay." Quinn says, almost as if nothing had happened.

"Would you like to join us?" She asks.

"I'd love to!" He says, then sits beside his girlfriend.

They sit and silence while munching on green apples, hand picked by Caedin's friend, Draco. Finally, Caedin says what's really been bothering him.

"Why didn't you tell me that you had a girlfriend?"

"I don't know... Glimmer supports the Hunger Games, I thought you'd be mad at me..." Quinn admits.

"I could never be mad at you!" Caedin says.

"Thanks, mate." Quinn says, smiling.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? There, falling down towards us?" cries Glimmer, pointing at the sky.

"What the...?" says Quinn.

"IT'S A PENIS!" yells Caedin.

"That's not just any penis, IT'S HARRY POTTER'S PENIS!" screams Tauriel.

"And it's REALLY big... And it's coming right at us!" Glimmer points out.

"We're all going to die...Death by penis..." Caedin mutters. And then Harry's giant penis falls on them, crushing everyone at the happy little picnic.

The end.