A/N

Warning- Strong Language, Sex and Hidan.

Disclaimer- Don't own Naruto, if I did they would be paid a little more so they could buy clothes and not wear the same outfit every single fucking day. LET'S NOT EEVEN MENTION THE SANDALS!

Chapter 1- Changing

'I do not know what you're talking about, pig.'

Oh, but I did.

'Yes, you do.' She had her baby blue eyes glued to my face. 'It's there, in your eyes. I can totally see it.'

I fastened my pace and cleared my throat. 'Those are just my contact lenses, darling.'

Finally, I could see my way out of this. He was walking in I'm-so-fucking-sexy-and-I-totally-know-it kind of way, his school shirt had the three first buttons unbuttoned and his tie hung loosely around his neck. His hair was being held in a low ponytail as usual. Yup, I wouldn't mind fucking him. Just like 99.99% of the female population of the Konoha high (0.01% represents Hinata who is too concentrated on Naruto to notice any other living male human on this planet). Should I be worried? Maybe.

'Nu-huh, its something els-'

'Oh! There's Itachi!' I smirked when she was suddenly doing it. From now on, it was like a routine.

1-She was not prepared for this.

'Oh my god.' She tried fixing her hair which was impossible because it was already perfectly anchored in a high ponytail. 'I am not prepared for this!'

2- She has been cursed.

'God , where is my lipstick?' She shoves her hand into her bag but it isn't there. 'I swear, Saku. There's this girl on 9th grade, and she is, like, into this witch stuff. And she totally likes Ita-kun, and she saw my potential so she put a fucking spell on me.'

'Definitely.' I mumble. He is getting closer, but hasn't noticed her yet.

3-She should have spent more time on her make up.

'Shit, I knew it.' She looks down at what she's wearing and groans. 'I knew I should have spent more time on my make up but I woke up too late so I just-'

4-'Saku! Help me!'

'Oh my god, Sakura. He's so hot!' She sighs dreamingly. 'Saku, he's going to see me like this! Help me!'

5- Hide.

Before I say anything else I should probably explain that Yamanaka Ino is not the kind of girl that hides from boys. She's the kind of girl boys spend all their money for, fight and beg to spend time with. So, the 'Itachi case' was something special. And I had to be the one to fix it.

I placed my hands on her shoulders and was about to do what God would have wanted me to do when I saw who was behind Uchiha Itachi. That's when I accidentally used a little bit of extra strength on that push and Ino did not just bump into Itachi, but she fell on top of him. The students went crazy. Like I swear, they seemed to be possessed by fucking demons! Itachi's fangirls went wild, screaming and trying to push people out of the way so they could reach Itachi. Ino's ex, Kiba, was about to order his dog (yes, he brought the pet to school) to eat the older Uchiha. The rest were doing their job as great high school students, and just randomly joining the chaos by shouting random shit like. 'That's the way to do it, Yamanaka.' And. 'Get in there, man!'

Then, there was me standing there, unable to move. Why? Of course, Uchiha Sasuke.

'Haruno!' He called, but I pretended I couldn't hear and kept my eyes on Ino, who had just turned red. I thought about pulling her up and getting the fuck out of there but I could not move. 'Sakura!' He insisted and suddenly someone had grabbed my wrist.

I did not notice how close he had gotten. I was not prepared.

'Are you deaf or something?' He seemed annoyed but that didn't mean much, he always did.

Slowly, I looked up at his eyes and remembered what we had both agreed to.

'Why don't you go fuck yourself?' The sound came out of my mouth but I didn't believe it was me at first, until I remembered that I was allowed to speak to him however I wanted because it was part of the deal.

' I would rather fuck you, Haruno.' He smirked sexily and let go off my wrist. 'You should probably do something about that.' He gestured to Ino, who was still on top of his brother. Itachi seemed to find it amusing.

'I will.' I was trying to act calm, but I wasn't. The tips of my fingers were numb and shaking, this thing between us was a very big change.

'I'll come over tonight.' He murmured in my ear.

'Okay.'

Saving Ino hadn't been easy, but hearing about how amazing Itachi felt and smelt and everything you can imagine was worst and it had gotten me mentally exhausted. On top of all, I also had fucked up hard time keeping the deal between Sasuke and I a secret from pig. God, this was only one little day. How much longer would I be able to keep it from her?

'SAKURA-CHAN!'

I dodged Naruto's hug but let him rest his arm around my shoulders. He had just finished football practice and was sweaty and-

'Ew, I hope you shower before you go pick Hinata up.' I made an ugly face at him and he grinned.

'You changed, Saku-chan.' He told me, innocently. It was like a punch in the face, not because of the fact I had changed but because it made me remember who I was before.

'It's called maturing, Naruto.' We were walking toward his motorcycle because he took me home every Monday.

'It's called what?' He gave me his usual puzzled expression which I ignored.

'Where are you taking Hinata, today?' I asked, ignoring his question.

He opened his mouth to answer.

'Say that you're taking her to eat ramen again and I'll beat you up and make sure you have no babies, therefore the Uzumaki blood line will be forever lost.'

It took him some time to understand what I had just said, but I let him think because I needed him to understand this. By the time he started looking at me with a terrified face, we had reached his motorcycle.

'Oh my god.' He handed me the helmet. 'Where should I take her then?'

I was feeling proud of myself, after all I had done two good deeds in only one day. Ino was probably going to mess Itachi's bed sooner or later, realize that no, he was not perfect for her and fall in love with Shikamaru. Because, c'mon, as a best friend I knew who was her actual soul mate, which wasn't me only because we are not lesbians.

I think.

Naruto was taking Hinata to one of the most beautiful places in whole Konoha, if he was clever enough to understand my map, plus directions all written and drawn on a paper. Hopefully he would give up and give it to Hinata.

After taking a long bath and blow drying my hair, I ran upstairs to order some pitza. Sadly, my brother Sasori was working and I would have to spend the rest of the evening alone, but I didn't care. I had planned to watch anime and play ps3 until it was late enough for me to actually be completely exhausted and fall asleep. Lately the nightmares had gotten worse. I ordered an extra large pitza, because Sasori would be hungry when he arrived.

'Anime anime animeeeeeeee.' I sang, opera style and ran to the living room like a fucking ninja.

Who doesn't like to be home alone?

I had been watching anime for about five minutes when the doorbell rang. I ignored it because it couldn't be the pizza guy or Sasori. Not food or blood related? Then, not worth movement.

SO it rang again.

And again.

AND AGAIN!

'I'm going to kill the motherfucker.' I muttered, stalked to the front door and yanked it open. 'WHAT?'

Uchiha Sasuke stared blankly at me. 'Problem, Haruno?'

I opened and closed my mouth a couple of times before answering. 'What? What do you want? Why the fuck are you here?'

'Questions, questions!' He pushed his way past me and dropped his backpack on the floor. 'You are prohibited of questioning my actions.'

I closed the door and groaned. 'No, I am not.'

'Yes, you are. It's part of the deal.' He said and god rid of his school tie, also dropping it on the floor.

'Get real, Uchiha. You just made that up.' I rolled my eyes and made my way back to the living room, he followed. 'Also, get out of my house.'

'Babe, you let me in.' He reminded me.

'Call me that again and I will kill you, cut you into pieces and feed you to my dog.'

'You don't have a dog.' He smirked and sat down on the sofa, pulling me onto his lap. 'Lets be honest, you want me to stay.'

'Fuck you.'

'On the sofa it is.' Suddenly I was lying down and he was on top of me, a playful smirk on his face.

He smelt so good and his onyx eyes seemed to be piercing mine, I wrapped my arms around his neck and his lips were brushing mine when the door bell rang.

'Are you expecting someone?' He didn't like being interrupted and his spoiled annoyed expression was back on his face.

'Well, I thought you would be up for a threesome.'

He smirked at first but then it faded. 'Are you bullshitting me, Haruno?'

I faked a surprised gasp, because yes, I was bullshitting him. 'Of course not!'

He glared down at me and I couldn't help but laugh. 'Fine, chill out!' I pushed him off and stood up. 'It's the pizza guy.'

'Does that pizza have tomatoes?'

I stopped where I was. 'What?'

'I like them.' He said flatly.

'Can you not share this kind of useless information with me? I do not want to store something like fuckface Uchiha Sasuke likes tomatoes in my brain.' I started walking again, holding my laughter in because laughing at your own jokes isn't cool. And I'm cool.

'You're always so sweet to me.' He called just when I opened the door. The pizza guy stared at me for a long moment, then his face went red.

'Hi..'I searched for his name tag thing. 'Lee?'

'Mother of youth…'He mumbled and I couldn't help but notice his terrifying eyebrows.

'Excuse me?'

'YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL I HAVE EVER SEEN IN THIS YOUTHFULL, FABULOUS WORLD!' He screamed and fell down dramatically, the pizza still on the palm of his hand.

It took me some time to get myself together for what I had just seen and heard but when I got my cool back I finally answered. 'What the actual fuck is wrong with you?'

He looked up at me, it seemed as he was about to burst out crying.

'Just give me my pizza and get the money.' He did as he was told and took the money from my hand. 'Keep the change.'

He opened his mouth to say something else but I closed the door and went back to the living room where Sasuke was casually laying on the sofa, one of his legs hanging off the edge.

'Can you stop acting as if you're in your own house?'

'Can you stop being a mean hoe?'

I glared at him for a long moment and he glared back.

'Hand me the pizza, Sakura.' He whispered with his eyes still glued on me.

For a second I pretended to be hypnotized and started walking over to him but then suddenly stopped and sat down on the only space Sasuke had left available, In the middle of his legs, right next to his penis. RIGHT NEXT TO IT! How was I supposed to concentrate in eating the fucking pizza?

'Forget it Uchiha, I'm not sharing food with you.'

But minutes later we were sharing the same slices like it was nothing.

'Go get me something to drink.' He ordered, as we finished more than half of the pizza.

'Go get me something to drink.' I repeated.

We looked at each other for a moment and then suddenly he stood up.

'What do you want, whore?'

I couldn't help but let my jaw drop. Sasuke was going to go all the way to the kitchen to get me a drink? What kind of fuckery was this-

'And after this we better get naked!' He shouted from the kitchen.

I take it all back. Nothing's changed, thank god.

'Sasuke, this isn't even funny.' I muttered as he carried me around the house and searched for something only he knew existed. I still had his blackberry in my hand because apparently he could get an urgent call or something. I did not care.

'It isn't supposed to be.' His skin was cold and smooth against mine, I was only wearing my underwear and he was in his boxers.

'What are you doing?'

He lowered his hands to my ass and pulled me up because I kept slipping down. My legs were wrapped around his waist and I was staring to get annoyed.

He opened the door to my bathroom and smirked at me.

'What?' I looked from the Jacuzzi to him. 'In there?'

'Yup.'

He closed the door and locked it and then put me inside the Jacuzzi. I placed the phone outside and started turning on the water when I noticed Sasuke just casually getting naked and accidentally pressed something that made freezing cold water fall on me.

'FUCK!' I shouted and quickly pressed it again so that it stopped but it wouldn't! 'OH MY GOD!'

Sasuke was chuckling as he got in and adjusted the temperature of the water so that it was warm. 'You're hilarious, Haruno.'

'Fuck-'

'We shall.' His lips met mine slow and soft at first , his hands were warm and they slid up the sides of my waist and then went to my back and pulled me closer to him. I didn't even notice him getting my underwear off but one minute it was on and the other I was laying down on the Jacuzzi and he was showering my neck with kisses as he pulled down my panties.

'Don't leave marks.' I murmured and gripped his hair with one hand as the other ran up his arm to the back of his neck.

'I'll leave marks where people can't see.' He whispered against my neck and I sucked in a big gulp of air when his fingers were suddenly wondering very close to the middle of my legs. I looked up and watched as the little droplets fell from the shower head like rain and smiled when I started to hear 'Coldplay' in my head.

'Come up to meet you

Tell you I'm sorry

You don't know how lovely you are (…)'

Wait.

Why was I –

'Sasuke.' I called but it came out too quiet and he just continued with his kiss trail down my stomach. 'Sasu-Oh god.' He gently bit the skin on top of one of my hip bones.

'(…) Tell me your secrets

And ask me your questions

Oh, lets go back to the start'

'Sasuke!' I said a little too loud before he continued further down. He looked at me with a puzzled expression.

'Did you just come or?'

'No, what the fuck.' I rolled my eyes, wherever his fingers touched felt hot. 'Your phone is ringing.'

'Oh..-shit.' Quickly he reached for his boxers and dried his hands before picking his phone up. 'Yeah?'

I closed my eyes and smiled a little when he let his arm rest on my knee.

'I'll be there in ten minutes.'

'You're leaving.' I stated, my eyes were still closed.

He moved so he could kiss me. 'I'll finish this quickly.'

'Oh god, no.' I tried to sit up but he caged me against the ground so that I couldn't. 'Last time you finished quickly I couldn't walk the next day!'

He smirked.

'Don't you dare! Get off-' But it was too late, his hands knew exactly where to touch. 'oh.. okay..'

'You don't want me to stop, Sakura.' He whispered into my ear.

I did. A little.

Not really.

Okay. Whatever.

A/N

Continue?

(The song was-The Scientist by Coldplay)

'You had sex with Sasuke.'

'No, I did not?'

'You have the 'I had sex with Sasuke' face.'

'Are you for real?'

'Maybe that's just your normal facial expression. Maybe it's your body's way to say you need to have sex with Sasuke.'