The Missing Ingrediant

By: Ai Mori (some ideas from Ayase Rampo)

Disclaimer: Ai Mori does not own Fullmetal alchemist

Ai: This story is very strange...Me and Ayase were watching the episode "Teacher" and I was being my usual wierd self and soon this story was made. The first chapter is just a beginning.And if some things aren't 100 percent true well its my story and I dont care.. I hope ya like it!

Chapter 1

Author POV

Ai Mori lives in Resembool (I think thats how you spell it). Ayase Rampo is a state alchemist a.k.a the Oruboros alchemist. When Ai became interested in alchemy, Ayase agreed to be her teacher.

Ai's POV

Ayase and I had just finished training. I was reading, but Ayase had fallen asleep eating a piece of cheese (A/N: Mmmmm cheese)

"Hmm interesting.." I said reading the book.

Authors POV

Just then a squirrel climbed into a tree. The squirrel's name was Bob...don't ask how I know that. The squirrel watched Ai and Ayase with a 'They are freaks' look. Then the squirrel ran into the middle of the street. Bob got hit by a car...poor bob...(A/N: I know this was pointless but since its only the first chapter I wanted to make it longer)

Ai's POV

"The missing ingrediant in human alchemy?" I thought for a few minutes. "Ha, these people are morons! The missing step is...cheese!" So I got all the ingrediants and took the cheese from Ayase.

"Heeeey the monkey took my money..." she said in her sleep.

I drew the transmutation circle and put all the ingrediants in the middle. Then I activated the circle. All I could see was a light.

"Bwahahahahaha" I laughed evilly. The light went away and..nothing happened. "I guess I did it wrong...need to try again." I went to the kitchen to get more cheese but there was none left! "Strange...Ayase I'm going to the store!"

"DUMB MONKEY GIVE ME MY FREAKIN MONEY!"

So I went to store after store and all the cheese was gone!

"NOOO All the cheese is gone! What have I done?" I said while people were staring. "Geez one little mistake and they take away all the cheese...I must get the cheese back and prove that cheese is the missing ingrediant!" I said making a dramatic pose.

Some kid walked up to his mom. "Mom! That girl is scaring me! Why is she talking to herself about cheese!"

"I don't know..Just walk away..." said the mom.

"Well! How rude!" I said.

Back with Ayase in her dream

Ayase had just gotten her money back from the monkey. Ai walks up to her and waves "Hi!" Ayase pulls out a bat and starts chasing her like a crazy maniac.

Out of dream

"Ha...Ai get hurt" Ayase said still sleeping.

Ok thats the first chapter! I told you it was wierd...but I just came up with this so..here it is! Next chapter we meet Ed and Al.