思考のスパイス (Spice of thought)
L.M: Second post for this account~
This time it's Panty, need I explain any further?
Series: P & S with G.
Characters: Panty and Chuck~
Rating: It's not actual intercourse or anything, just weighing her options so I think it's "T:". If need be, I'll bump it up to "M".
Disclaimer: If I owned p & s with g, would I be writing a one shot on ff?
This was frustrating.
So frustrating she wanted to shoot something.
She'd been out for almost two hours and hadn't found a single male worth bedding!
Honestly, it shouldn't be this hard to find a dude to screw…
At this rate she'd be better off picking up a chick or something…..
Wait.
The blonde visibly stiffened in the driver's seat of see-through as she digested her previous thought.
She blinked and shook her head, almost hard enough to snap her neck.
There was no way, she was straight dammit!
….At least, that's what she had thought up until a few seconds ago….
Panty felt herself twitch; serious thinking wasn't usually her forte seeing as she had Stocking to do that for her.
Swapping to auto pilot as she tossed the idea around, she reached forward and popped open the glove compartment before reaching in and grabbing her favorite brand of spicy chips.
With favorite snack in hand, the fallen angel began to weigh the pros and cons of having a female bed partner.
Con one:
A female partner would obviously lack a certain reproductive organ, therefore not being able to penetrate her beyond the use of fingers.
So far that didn't seem all that appealing.
Wrinkling her nose at that, the blonde popped a few chips into her mouth and savored the slight burning sensation it left in its wake as she chewed and swallowed.
Pro one:
A girl would most certainly know what to touch, where to touch it and when.
Without much guidance if any needed at all.
This thought brought on another handful of chips and a slight quirk of her lips at the prospect of someone who knew what they were doing down there.
Con two:
Females were more emotional, what if they wanted more than some simple fling?
It wasn't really her style to form any kind of relationship beyond physical interactions, therefore making any relationship deeper than that nearly impossible.
Pro two:
A girl would most likely smell better.
Unlike her younger sibling, the prospect of any uncleanly male did not turn her on in any way, shape or form.
That kid really did have some odd kinks.
Now that she thought about it though, she'd really have to sit down one day and have a talk with Stocking.
She may not be the best big sister, but she did care if the younger girl contracted any human diseases.
That would suck, and not in the good way.
Making a mental note to do so at a later date, she weighed her options once more for good measure.
Con three:
….Same as one so it couldn't really count as three.
Pro three:
Having a female partner meant her arsenal of "toys" would get more use then the occasional odd night of her not having some random guy to screw.
With her mind relatively made up, the teen pulled out of her parking space and made her way home.
Omake
The blonde had quite literally just arrived home and stepped into the elevator when a blur of green attached itself to her leg, repetitively bumping and rubbing against her.
"Chuck you fucking douche, what the hell?!"
The scene that unfolded next was one of erratic leg flailing on Panty's behalf.
By the time the doors opened chuck was sent flying.
The dog seemed to have smacked into geek boy.
Oh well.
With a flip of her silky blonde hair the teen made her way to her room, completely unaware of the mini chain reaction she had caused.
Ink: Welp that was short :/
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