Summary: Join Axel in his ever-pathetic attempt to make Roxas like him better! One-sided AkuRoku!

I HAD TO DO AN AKUROKU FIC BEFORE THE GUILT EATS ME ALIVE! I'm such a hard-core Roxas fangirl (I have a fanfic of my obsession! GO READ&REVIEW!), a slightly-above-average Axel fangirl, and a die-hard AkuRoku faaaaaan!

So...this story will be a series of random oneshots, whenever I feel like it. And if I feel awesome, I may randomly appear to steal Roxas away for a quadruple marriag- UH, I MEAN GET THE STORY GOING! Eheheh...

Yaaaay! ...So read. And review. I have loads of cookies to go around!...LATER.

Roxas, XIII, the Key of Destiny, liked cupcakes. Axel knew it, because Roxas had a cupcake alarm clock right next to him when he slept. Yeah, Axel would've loved to steal it and annoy Xemnas the awesome Superior of Glory (That was what Xemnas wanted everyone to address him) but...

He was so CUTE when the cupcake woke him up!

Just then, Axel looked at his watch. "Yay! It's 7.58am! Two more minutes til Roxy-kun gets up!" he squealed, before hurrying behind Roxas' door, which was conveniently below Axel's room. Even though he had a hole drilled into his floor such that he could spy on Roxas all the time, Axel wanted to surprise Roxas.

He unlocked his door with one of Larxene's little electric knives, accidentally shocking himself randomly. Larxene could kill him later. Right now, he just wanted to sit and watch Roxas stir in his sleep and then he can have breakfast with Axel!

Just as Axel was about to open the door, he heard a small petite and feminine voice. It certainly wasn't Larxene; she'd just stab Axel in the stomach or something and it wasn't Xion either; she'd smack Axel with her keyblade just for kicks.

"Nami-chan's AkuRoku show begins! Today, your host, Nami-chan, stalks Axel in his attempt to have some AkuRoku fun with Roxas, who likes cupcakes! Axel has this wonderful plan of g- EEEE, AXEL!"

Namine squeaked fearfully as Axel pinned her playfully to the wall, his confused face looking at the girl. His eyes glazed over to the camcorder Namine was holding. "Ah, AXEL, I'm SO SORR-!"

"Namine!" Axel hissed, blushing wildly, "shush!"

"B-But, can I still host my show?"

"...What show?"

"Er...it's called 'Nami-chan's AkuRoku show'...BUT, if you let me follow you, Larxene would be happy and she won't kill you for, well, stealing her knife." Namine whispered eagerly, her sapphire eyes sparkling with innocence.

To hell with innocence. She was a freaking yaoi fangirl.

Hm. 'Axel and Roxas', a yaoi pairing, huh... Axel blushed again as he thought of it, and a smile crept onto his face. The blonde-haired girl nudged him out of his fantasy, "Axeeeeel, he's gonna wake up soon. Can we start?"

The neon red-haired man grimaced and gestured for her to follow.

Axel crept over to Roxas, who was sleeping face-up, with his naked and muscular chest partially covered by the sheets (Axel almost had a nose bleed from that). His one arm was cuddling his pillow, and the other arm was clutching the sheet. His face was completely undisturbed; it was that of tranquility, of calmness.

"To all Roku fangirls out there, this is a sneak preview of Roxas' hot bod!" Namine whispered, as she brought her camcorder around to see the different viewpoints of Roxas.

Axel was so distraught by the scene he had to crawl to Roxas. "A-Aughhhh." he slowly got up on the bed, lying down on it. He made Roxas face him by slowy jerking his face to him.

Then, he held the cupcake clock close to his chest, grinning like a child during Christmas.

Namine giggled, as she zoomed into the two of them, such that only Axel's expectant face and Roxas' stoic one were in the frame. "The time now is 7.59am. Roxas is awaking in 3..."

Axel squirmed in delight. Wait til Roxas sees me, he'll be so happy!

"2...and 1!"

At Namine's final count, the cupcake alarm rang loudly, causing Axel to jump. On cue, Roxas stretched cutely, stifling a yawn, and with half-closed eyes he felt around for his cupcake alarm clock. "Nggghh.." he finally found it and he jammed it off. Then, the blonde-haired boy attempted to pull the clock into an embrace. Axel gladly shifted towards the boy, and as Roxas hugged the clock, snuggling into Axel's chest.

The redhead squealed softly as Roxas nuzzled his head. Axel pulled Roxas into a tight hug, planting a subtle kiss on the boy's forehead. Namine giggled and she shakily muttered into the camcorder, her voice brimming with fangirl-ism, "This is Nami-chan, congratulating Axel on his success! Let's see if Roxas accepts Axel!"

She zoomed in onto Roxas' face, almost entirely buried in Axel's chest. The redhead gently nudged him awake, kissing him on the cheek sloppily. "My deaaar Roxas, wake uppppp..."

"Ngh, w-what's that...weird liquid on my forehead and cheek...?" the blonde rubbed Axel's...kiss on his hand, and then he cleaned it on Axel's cloak, causing the Flurry of Dancing Flames to gasp in surprise.

"W-Where's my pillow?" he groaned, and Roxas rubbed his eyes, only to see Axel, puckering his lips for another kiss, and Namine, giggling her head off, her cheeks tinted bright pink.

"...A-Axel? W-Wait, Axel? NAMINE?!?" Roxas squirmed out of Axel's embrace, screaming, "GET OUT OF MY ROOOOOOOOOOOOM!" He slapped Axel, still in his puckering stance, and he kicked up his sheets to cover his semi-nude state.

"Did you...even HEAR ME?! GET OUT! NOOOOOOOW! Axel, you're just DISGUSTING! And Namine, I thought Larxene was sick with her sadism and Xion was sick with her sick jokes, and you were the only innocent one, but noooooo, YOU TURNED OUT TO BE A YAOI FANGIRL! GET OUUUUUUUUUT!"

With that, Roxas summoned both Oathkeeper and Oblivion and Firaga'd them both out, slamming the door angrily.

Namine looked at Axel forlornly and then she saw her camcorder, comepletely intact and still on recording mode. Her lips curved to form a small smile as she turned it to face her.

"AkuRoku with Nami-chan has taken an unexpected turn; but no worries, Axel here will never give up!" she announced triumphantly, as Axel's cheeks grew a bright pink. "Right, Axel?"

"Anything for my Roxy-kun!" Axel chirped, winking at Namine, "and for Namine and her AkuRoku f-fetish!"

And so, the two friends linked arms platonically and skipped off to Namine's computer, where they would ACCIDENTALLY delete Sora's memories again (much to DiZ's chagrin) to upload to video onto Youtube.

Soooooo, REVIEEEW!