He had been a rookie upstart in The Arena, a prodigious competition to find out which fighter on a designated planet was the strongest. Eight warriors had been brought together by fighting a vicious tyrant bent on destroying the planet. But today, they had been battling each other to see who's the best. The fight was fierce, but in the end, only one could emerge victorious. As a victor was crowned, the others left the ring. Link was one of these warriors who failed to become the champion, but someone was waiting backstage for him. Maybe this person could cheer him up. Link walked into the locker room and got his stuff. He noticed the person waiting for him.
Link: Falcon, what are you doing here?
Captain Falcon: I saw your match, man. I feel for ya.
Link: You feel for me? Why?
Falcon: You're the strongest out of the other fighters in that battle royal. You would've been the champion if you weren't gang attacked.
Link: I probably would be the champion, but I don't really care.
Falcon: You don't? I thought that was your reason for fighting here?
Link: This may sound strange, but while I was fighting, I recapped on Akuma. He was the current champion, and I remembered the kind of publicity he got. That's overwhelming, and I decided that's not what I want.
Pikachu walked into the locker room.
Pikachu: So that's why you gave up. I was wondering why it was so easy to beat you, even with a group assault.
Link: So you lost, eh? That makes Shadow the new champion?
Pikachu: Yeah, but I don't really mind. We're already the top warriors on Earth. We would've never achieved this kind of power back in the N Universe.
Falcon: We all left there to find a challenge. I remember that day. We crammed all the Smashers in the Great Fox, and in a couple hours, we were at Earth.
Link: I remember that day. Wait, I just got a kick-ass idea! We came to this universe to find a challenge, right? We've only milked Earth for what it's worth. What about the rest of the universe?
Falcon: Interesting, but will Mr. Nagisaki let you guys leave?
Pikachu: Yeah. Most of the other fighters in this universe are on one of The Arena's home planets.
Link: And how many are there?
Pikachu: The last time I checked, the planets that host The Arena are Frieza, Jurai, Eternia, and Coven.
(A/N: I decided to call the home planet of the Covenant planet Coven. If it has a different name, just tell me.)
Link: Lets go home and get ready for our journey.
Falcon: But will anyone come with us? Afterall, none of us know how to pilot the Great Fox. I know how to pilot aircrafts, but not one as complex as the Great Fox.
Link: Oh yeah, I forgot. Hopefully someone that can pilot will accompany us.
Link and Pikachu flew to Earth's Mushroom Kingdom, and Falcon followed in his Blue Falcon. After awhile, they arrived. The three sook out the Smashers and assembled them in the main hall.
Ness: Aww man, what do you want now? It's not time to destroy another evil tyrant, is it?
Ganondorf: If this isn't as important as porn, then I'm outta here!
Mewtwo: Someone please start talking so I can get my mind off of Ganondorf's disgustingness.
Pikachu: Alright then. Once upon a time, a group of fighters called the Smash Bros. left the N Universe to find a challenge in this universe. We came across the planet Earth, where we established ourselves. We've fought some of this planet's top fighters and I believe it's time to move on.
Kirby: Now hold on! Some of us haven't fought in The Arena just yet! And you guys are ready to leave?
Link: Kirby, you're a star warrior. What ever happened to your sense of adventure?
Kirby: (sarcastically) I put it in my closet!
Link: Man, what crawled up your ass and died!
Kirby: IT DIDN'T DIE!
Yoshi: Holy... crap.
Falcon: Well, since bickering like little children is getting us nowhere, I'm just gonna say this once and for all. Anyone who wants to come on a journey to find a challenge step up!
Pikachu: Whoa, since when did you become so inspirational?
Falcon: Something that I picked up when I thought of the plan to defeat Sigma.
Mewtwo: Yeah, that was a good one. Anyways, I'm coming. If I have to spend another moment with this sick bastard Ganondorf, I'm gonna rip his fucking head off!
Ganondorf: Aww you don't like me? But what about all those tender moments we had together?
Mewtwo: Tender moments... GOD! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, YOU SICK FUCK!
Fox: So you're going on a universal exodus? Since you guys need a lift throughout the whole adventure, I'll lend you a hand.
Falco: I might as well come, too. I haven't been in a decent fight for awhile. Whether it be man to man or a dogfight, I need an adrenaline rush.
Samus: I'm a bounty hunter, so I've traveled across many planets. I can navigate and stuff.
Pikachu: Anybody else?
The rest of the Smashers remained still. Link, Pikachu, and Falcon looked at the Smashers who volunteered. Even with only four volunteers, they decided they had enough to take the trip. The Smashers that were soon to embark on a journey packed their belongings and headed towards the Great Fox. After saying their goodbyes, the entrance ramp to the Great Fox retracted and sealed shut. The seven Smashers took their seats, and Fox and Falco initiated launch sequence. Samus and Falco gave them a hand.
Fox: Generators running at optimum efficiency.
Falcon: Engines are green.
Samus: Life-support enabled and running perfectly.
Falco: Heat sink and shock absorbers are go.
Fox: Prepare for lift-off!
The Great Fox lifted up from off the ground and in moments, reached light-speed and left the Earth's atmosphere in a flash. The journey had begun. The Smashers embarked on an exodus that contained unexpected surprises at every turn. Were they up to it? Find out...
Link: Falcon, what are you doing here?
Captain Falcon: I saw your match, man. I feel for ya.
Link: You feel for me? Why?
Falcon: You're the strongest out of the other fighters in that battle royal. You would've been the champion if you weren't gang attacked.
Link: I probably would be the champion, but I don't really care.
Falcon: You don't? I thought that was your reason for fighting here?
Link: This may sound strange, but while I was fighting, I recapped on Akuma. He was the current champion, and I remembered the kind of publicity he got. That's overwhelming, and I decided that's not what I want.
Pikachu walked into the locker room.
Pikachu: So that's why you gave up. I was wondering why it was so easy to beat you, even with a group assault.
Link: So you lost, eh? That makes Shadow the new champion?
Pikachu: Yeah, but I don't really mind. We're already the top warriors on Earth. We would've never achieved this kind of power back in the N Universe.
Falcon: We all left there to find a challenge. I remember that day. We crammed all the Smashers in the Great Fox, and in a couple hours, we were at Earth.
Link: I remember that day. Wait, I just got a kick-ass idea! We came to this universe to find a challenge, right? We've only milked Earth for what it's worth. What about the rest of the universe?
Falcon: Interesting, but will Mr. Nagisaki let you guys leave?
Pikachu: Yeah. Most of the other fighters in this universe are on one of The Arena's home planets.
Link: And how many are there?
Pikachu: The last time I checked, the planets that host The Arena are Frieza, Jurai, Eternia, and Coven.
(A/N: I decided to call the home planet of the Covenant planet Coven. If it has a different name, just tell me.)
Link: Lets go home and get ready for our journey.
Falcon: But will anyone come with us? Afterall, none of us know how to pilot the Great Fox. I know how to pilot aircrafts, but not one as complex as the Great Fox.
Link: Oh yeah, I forgot. Hopefully someone that can pilot will accompany us.
Link and Pikachu flew to Earth's Mushroom Kingdom, and Falcon followed in his Blue Falcon. After awhile, they arrived. The three sook out the Smashers and assembled them in the main hall.
Ness: Aww man, what do you want now? It's not time to destroy another evil tyrant, is it?
Ganondorf: If this isn't as important as porn, then I'm outta here!
Mewtwo: Someone please start talking so I can get my mind off of Ganondorf's disgustingness.
Pikachu: Alright then. Once upon a time, a group of fighters called the Smash Bros. left the N Universe to find a challenge in this universe. We came across the planet Earth, where we established ourselves. We've fought some of this planet's top fighters and I believe it's time to move on.
Kirby: Now hold on! Some of us haven't fought in The Arena just yet! And you guys are ready to leave?
Link: Kirby, you're a star warrior. What ever happened to your sense of adventure?
Kirby: (sarcastically) I put it in my closet!
Link: Man, what crawled up your ass and died!
Kirby: IT DIDN'T DIE!
Yoshi: Holy... crap.
Falcon: Well, since bickering like little children is getting us nowhere, I'm just gonna say this once and for all. Anyone who wants to come on a journey to find a challenge step up!
Pikachu: Whoa, since when did you become so inspirational?
Falcon: Something that I picked up when I thought of the plan to defeat Sigma.
Mewtwo: Yeah, that was a good one. Anyways, I'm coming. If I have to spend another moment with this sick bastard Ganondorf, I'm gonna rip his fucking head off!
Ganondorf: Aww you don't like me? But what about all those tender moments we had together?
Mewtwo: Tender moments... GOD! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, YOU SICK FUCK!
Fox: So you're going on a universal exodus? Since you guys need a lift throughout the whole adventure, I'll lend you a hand.
Falco: I might as well come, too. I haven't been in a decent fight for awhile. Whether it be man to man or a dogfight, I need an adrenaline rush.
Samus: I'm a bounty hunter, so I've traveled across many planets. I can navigate and stuff.
Pikachu: Anybody else?
The rest of the Smashers remained still. Link, Pikachu, and Falcon looked at the Smashers who volunteered. Even with only four volunteers, they decided they had enough to take the trip. The Smashers that were soon to embark on a journey packed their belongings and headed towards the Great Fox. After saying their goodbyes, the entrance ramp to the Great Fox retracted and sealed shut. The seven Smashers took their seats, and Fox and Falco initiated launch sequence. Samus and Falco gave them a hand.
Fox: Generators running at optimum efficiency.
Falcon: Engines are green.
Samus: Life-support enabled and running perfectly.
Falco: Heat sink and shock absorbers are go.
Fox: Prepare for lift-off!
The Great Fox lifted up from off the ground and in moments, reached light-speed and left the Earth's atmosphere in a flash. The journey had begun. The Smashers embarked on an exodus that contained unexpected surprises at every turn. Were they up to it? Find out...